External Link/Members OnlyWas in Warsaw recently and decided I needed a punt. Read the stuff on here, however, with the difficulty of language and potential safety issues decided to give an erotic massage parlour a go. Looked up on Google and found one close to my hotel.
Desert Rose seems high end. Well decorated and clean. I think it is more for visitors than locals.
On the ground floor of an office block with its own entrance on Jasna; a quite side street so fairly discrete. You enter into reception, dim light, red velour wall paper, incense burning. Once you pay (350zlty/hour). Take your shoes off then get presented a line up of girls. All decent looking, however, I went for middle of the range (I have always found the stunners offer the worst service).
Picked Irina apparently from Ukraine. Good body and fairly attractive. Nice d cups and size 10. Quick shower and then on the futon for what was a great FBSM. Mirrors everywhere so you can get a good look. After 20 odd minutes asked to turn around. More FBSM on the front. Access to have fingers and munch of her Vag. all fresh and good. Then she picks up her phone. My first reaction was "here goes. another WG that ingores her client to answer messages". but to my surprise she turned the phone around and I read "sex 300zlty" I told her I only had £40 in sterling . She could not understand a word so I typed into translate. She first understood I had 40zlty to which see said no. Then understood it was the queens currency and with the help of an exchange app understood it was the equivalent of 220zlty.
She accepted and on came the rubber. She used her mouth and reinstated my hard on which had been lost during the negotiation. Then cowgirl for a while before I flipped her and gave her an energetic pounding. What seemed like some genuine moans from her before I exploded in the bag.
I was not expecting full service in this place and was suprised to get the offer. The also had about 10 girls in the line up so good choice. However, I expect YMMV depending on who you choose.
Expensive at almost 600zlty (£107). However, I was satisfied at getting an enjoyable hour in a safe, clean environment.
On the way out there was another dude waiting in reception. An awkward few moments when I sat next to him on the bench putting on my shoes
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