Author Topic: Here's a good laugh  (Read 2558 times)

needzall

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Profiles like this just make very annoyed because it always seems like false advertising   :dash:
This one in particular actually put a smile on my face.

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There's about 4 other profiles similar to it, I'm thinking it's a pimp or some other organization that types these erotica's in their profiles just to get punters attention. Granted it works but there's definitely something strange about them.  :vomit: :vomit:

Offline berksboy

  He has two holes in his cock !

needzall

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Ha ha, so he does. Didn't even notice.
The part that stuck out to me was the "Satisfy your desires with someone as fucked up as you..." that just had me dying  :wacko:

Offline ampersand

I wonder what the profiles of 'amalia escort' 1-68 read like, or did (s) he just randomly start at 69?

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This one is a real hoot - 'horny ebola'!!!  Can you believe it???

needzall

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Really people? Guess this isn't the business to find well put together girls, although the ones that are quite fun  ;).

This is clearly a WTF   :dash:, Ebola?!? c'mon

Offline HughJardon

Phoned yesterday, they are based in the grangetown area of cardiff and of romanian descent

needzall

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Yah I texted all of them, heard back from two and they were in the same house. Go figure.

Offline HughJardon

You can tell the associated profiles just by looking at Text layout etc, I must add  that these Roma broads English is getting better and better with Wording straight from a mills and Boon Novel  :D

Offline HS4000Kestral

I've also noticed that the "nationality" has now dropped from the profiles making it "slightly" harder to spot.

You think they'd use spell check though...

needzall

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Well like HughJardon said, the profiles are easy to spot due to the erotic novel style wording. No normal Welsh or British girls writes out things like that. Although there are exceptions that I have seen, but generally no.

Offline webpunter

Where is SirF when you need him ? It's his home turf.  He'd be having a right laugh & coming up with some great replies

SirFrank

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This one is a real hoot - 'horny ebola'!!!  Can you believe it???

What the fuck? On the back of the worst Ebola outbreak in living memory I bet this skank is doing a roaring trade! I see she's now disappeared - probably bled out after 24 hours.

needzall

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The house that they are working in is still active though. I texted another girl the other day, and she told me to go to the same house. I thought hell no  :scare:

Here's the other girl, or one of the 3 or 4 that are working at that house.
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SirFrank

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She ain't written that old fucking pony. That's pimp banter. The profile name is a bit lame though compared to horny Ebola. I would have at least expected sexy HIV or flies around my cunt. I'd give this lot a wide fucking berth

Offline jammiedodger1

keep a sharp eye out for 'raging leprosy' and 'anthrax for you' coming soon  :D fuck me horny ebola either sergei has a great sense of humour or not a fucking clue  :crazy: