Five Palms Thai Spa - WellingboroughExternal Link/Members OnlyQuest: To find a masseur (preferable female) who can offer a good physical body massage, is personable, friendly, provides an enjoyable experience and finishes with a sensual flourish (with an emphasis on the arousal of my most important muscle).
I do not want sex. I have had body to body in the past and it has never been a satisfying experience, mainly because I think they are just going through the motions. As opposed to previous girlfriends who were ‘into’ the experience. Which means I will never pay for it unless I think there will be a chance of a ‘good’ experience.
Destination: Five Palms Thai Spa, Wellingborough
I have been here a number of times and there wasn’t a need to enquire about extra services. There is plentiful parking, multi-storey (free) a 5 minute walk away, Morrisons (2 hrs free parking) and various side streets. The place is a shop on one of the main roads in the centre. Cookie, a middle-aged thai lady runs the place and can normally be found at the reception desk, bookings can be made by phone, text or direct at reception.
Previous visits I have seen Suky, Jenny (who both run a massage centre in Northampton), some others whose names I didn’t remember, Narlee (who I have seen twice and both were not very good) & Pimmi (who I have seen before and will be seeing today).
Paid the fee for a 1hour massage (£40) to Cookie, made pleasantries and waited for Pimmi (2 mins)
Date: July
Meet: The room has a mat on the floor, dark with a table lamp and bottles of water.
Pimmi is approximately about 5’3” and very slim. She has a very good grasp of english, is funny with a self-deprecating sense of humour and very knowledgeable about massaging and fitness (she can tell when I’ve not been to the gym for couple of days or haven’t been doing much exercising).
All clothes off and I lie face down, Pimmi starts massaging the feet and works up the body, whilst holding conversations about anything & everything. It is a very comfortable experience, the massage is good and the conversation puts you at ease. You do feel very relaxed, however, there are no side swipes or anything sensual when face down.
She has obviously been doing this for a long time, because she knows what she is doing both from a massage and conversational point of view.
After about 20-25 minutes it’s turnover, she kneels beside me (within touching distance) & starts working on the ‘little man’. This involves massaging the groin area and tugging at him, whilst continuing the conversation. Me?? I’m trying to keep it going by deciding on what to have for lunch, doing my shopping list etc…. anything to take my mind of the matter in her hands, whilst gently stroking her legs and body. The intensity gradually increases in intensity and then she starts to talk about wanting to going on holiday, then the little red bikini & that’s it I’m putty in her hands and explode (La Petite Morte
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She keeps pumping to empty, which is what I always want.
I always tell the masseur at the beginning what I want, which is 15 minutes hand relief/happy ending. I didn’t ask her this time because as I had been before she knew what I wanted. I’m not sure if she offers more (I’ve never asked) & she doesn’t like a lot of intimate touching (maybe that’s me and she might be different with others). Also, she doesn’t strike me as someone who is overtly sexual, however, she does provide a very good service.
And then back to the rest of the body massage and continuing with her conversation.
The hour up I got dressed, gave her the £20. Very enjoyable, relaxed & I am ready to face the world.
Cost: £40 (1hr massage) + £20 (hand relief, which was returned) =
£60 Conclusion: I always enjoy my time with Pimmi & will always go back and ask for her. It is also a positive reason for going back to these shops (even after I had 2 very poor experiences with Narlee). I didn’t go back for 5-6 months and when I did I met Pimmi, so there is karma in this world.
Rating: Definite
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8/10 Next time: Matti or Vicky at Kingpaya, Northampton….the journey continues