More freedom for next few weeks and will keep all my followers updated. Paula smaller last visit keep going Paula until you aint so bouncy aye? think anorexia not candy aye?
Closure of saunas beginning it seems so aye? Steamworks becomes a gay office car park holy shite, No.9 Sauna closed and becoming a homeless hostel and all the beginning of the end of an era so Ive been getting bit nostalgic for my 29 years worth of sauna bangs. Anyhoos for the nostalgic among my readers and PMers heres a list of places been banging in over the decades with score from 5 and also what I can remember if anything about visits and girls.
Ambassador: 0/5 Sprawling premises with huge potential, bad management, badly run, badly maintained, not clean even the drinking glasses are grimmy, very worst service ever encountered anywhere.
Verdict: Padlocked fire exits ffs! Dangerous as hell and full of drunkards, and some dubious girls out to fleece us punters.
Angels(CLOSED): 1/5 Straw hat premises and poorly managed but decent memorable Saturday morning sesh from wasted, drink and drugs to mine eye, but very attractive young 18 yo Scottish blonde student who still smelt of her clubbing the night before smoke, sweat and grime. Yon wastedness turned me on tho and made her very easy to persuade on anything and I pumped a few huge loads into her that morning for no extra cash fucking brilliant aye.
Verdict: Chanced in on a great experience but like my hole in one out in east lothian it wont happen again in 100 years.
Argyle Place(CLOSED?)/Comely Bank(CLOSED)/ Roseburn now Regency(CLOSED SOME DAYS OPEN SOME DAYS/NO STAFF?) Dundas Street(now): 1/5 Apart from Comely Bank (my first ever sauna visit around mid 1980s/1986 I think but its all hazy in the dim and drunken past and you could only get a hand-job in the sesh in them days) which closed down before raids even happened they exist for the moment at the say so of greater glesgae strathscotland polis. Beyond that nothing aye. May not even have WGs or even be open if you try to visit.
Verdict: TBH save yourself the wasted time a visit will drain from you and have a few pints down Port O Leith and perv on the wrinkled old barmaid at the bar. She used to be a bloke but is still better looking aye?
Blair Street Sauna: 4.5/5 (overall) 4/5 (current) Some looker WGs over the years if not as many outstanding stunners as LSS or as often but they have had a few. Decent, clean facilities failed by consistently poor staff management. They have had some excellent performers and lookers but many have moved on and the place always had an enormous turnover of staff. The hispanic owners always siding with us punters over the girl or blaming the girl when there were problems and complaints which is good until its a problem punter and nowt to do with lassie. Nae surprise like the WGs no going to hang about then and they just walk straight to a taxi and go to LSS. Like Newtown the owners here have left alot to be desired over the years though it seems to be more relaxed on last few visits and the new management seems to be improving things slowly but only TWT. The WGs are no sitting tense bolt upright in waiting area like the coiled springs on my suspension insisting on trying to start shite conversations when I just want to lean back on bench close my eyes and unwind before going down to cabin. I'll talk when I want to talk or I'll walk aye.
New management bedding in? Yon blonde russian manager needs to watch how she talks to us punters but aye? No too many manners and seems out of depth but maybe shes just waving and no drowning.TWT.
The BSS stars were (still a few current but like in LSS they are vanishing fast Olivia the latest to go indie in London and no new quality cunt is stepping into their shoes) It was never like this on the railways aye why?
Carmen: About 8 years ago. Very popular some would say over-rated by her fans and not a real contender.
Corrise: Young stunner of Estonian nationality. The biggest cum slut to walk the earth except for Olivia and at first it looked like an 18 year old Angelina Jolie now it looks like a hoose aye.
Monica: Small doll like 18 year old Estonian who like all the other
Estonians would do anything you wanted aye and yon was a true party girl. A party girl's party girl which meant she didnt need much persuasion on anything. Still remember my huge bare knob in her tight ass and the smell of her ass every time I pulled out.
Olivia: (recently gone indie in London and her profile menu offering is not exactly the Olivia I have spent hours and days with over the years but she will probably be using discretion for safetys sake aye?) Corrise without the substance addiction and not the size of a hoose now. This one will do everything you need and understands what she is and desires to satisfy. Almost everything goes TBH. Get her pinned down, grab it and drag around by hair while knocking the shite out of that pussy, fill that mouth up with cum. TBTH anal BB is the only thing shes refused so far and will need to change that. Vivienne should sit in on a sesh with this one and learn how to perform and thaw out her current frigidity. Olivia doesnt charge stupid money for her extra services too Vivienne so shes bested you on looks, services, age, charges, personality, technique and is nae runnin loose with wobbly eyes in top paddock aye?
Heidi: (current) Heidi is the best current sauna or WG in Edinburgh/Scotland today and probably the second best of all time. Nuff said aye? Doesnt even do everything I want and flat out refuses most of my requests but shes the whole package and theres no denying she delivers on that package by a country mile. Its simple TBTH if you call and shes on book her and bang her aye?
Verdict: For decades the bridesmaid to LSS's bride. Has LSS bested now because of the girls and level of service and cos LSS is overrun by inexperienced 18 year old not interested Romanians except for Lucy and Marie.
Carols: 1/5 Long time ago went here nope no idea why either. Seemed to be run OK but was a tired, grimy looking place then and seems to have had WGs in high profile blackmail scandals with judges or bankers. Staff the larger older specimens in late 1990s/2000s and expect they will be same and fatter or Romanian jewelery sellers today. Nothing for me here then or now and inviting for the passer by it aint you expect to see a man in a rain coat leaving at any moment.
Verdict: Go if you must, someone has to.http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/banker-tells-court-of-10k-blackmail-1024638
London Street Sauna: 5/5 (overall) 3.5/5 (current) Has probably, like all the saunas now locked in a race to the bottom, had its day in the sun but those days were as good as anything you could get. Good management. First visit could have been 1994/95 maybe earlier not sure its to long ago and never did I see managers tearing strips off the girls in front of us punters and that made it such a comfortable place to visit. Youd happily wait in the lounge all day here until your choice was available or hang about till someone else tugged your dick aye. The list of stars who have graced this place is bigger than my knob AND bawbag aye an Im no kidding but sadly only 2 names are current:
Lisa: the busty scottish one not the later one who was Christina from BSS and about as passionate and interesting as a damp paper sack for seed spuds.
Kylie: a skinny petite 18 year old scottish blonde pole dancer. Would do anything you wanted and jumped at chance of some privateering in hotels with me and my mates. She loved feeling two dicks in her at same time, one in her ass and one in her pussy. She would go wild. Typical scottish council estate prossie aka a girl from a scottish council estate same thing aye? Close to perfect.
Sharee: exceptional service end off.
Jennifer: Blonde scottish busty one of best performers. Could be a tricky dicky tramp though. Like a ladder never turn your back on this tricky one.
Gucci: was Indian or had Indian blood exotic looks and one of the best performers and very clever WG but not a tricky dicky one like Jennifer. Went privateering and then retired from the biz. One of the highest amounts I have ever paid one individual WG for BB and she took a lot of convincing.
Lucy: (current) I recently reconnected with this whore and its a remarkable beast and performer with a body that puts most of the younger triers to shame. Any of yon 18 year old Romanians in LSS or anywhere else who think they have it should take one look at Lucy and remember you dont you are not even close and shes got 20 years on some of you.
Greek Maree: (current) that I also recently rediscovered is up there with the very best of the best and is probably the most salt of the earth person you will ever meet WG or not. A star and only really beaten or matched today by Heidi at BSS and the two of them are only beaten by one other.
The greatest star ever to work the sauna scene. Stunning doesnt do it justice TBTH. Mind exploding performances time after time with an incredible body controlled by yon girl who knew exactly how to use it I learned positions and technique even I never knew about from her. After leaving LSS she went privateering and everything moved up another gear. She also holds the record for the most I have ever offered for BB. She kept refusing I kept increasing the offer and increasing until it was a substantial sum, she still kept refusing and I increased the offer again........ she was the best of the best and provided so much that I shall never reveal her final decision. The greatest star was of course........
Kerri (sadly not current) of London Street Sauna. The pinnacle of the profesion and whos name is still spoken in the cloisters of LSS by us punters, the ladies and owners.
Verdict: A pale shadow of its former self but in its hey day it was simply the best of the best and nowhere else was close. Us punters would queue to wait for a locker to wait for one of their girls to wait for a room then we'd come back up and do it all over again.