AVOID AVOID AVOID!!!I’m so angry and annoyed with myself for not walking away from this one even after reading her previous reviews.
I might as well have just thrown £100 into the bin and gone home
in simple terms, she is worse then the ROMS imo
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members Onlytook place earlier this week
Services
OWO, Sex in Doggy and Mish,
Price/Duration
30 Mins @ £100
Comms
Had tried to book her a few times before, but timings never aligned. Saw the green light, sent a WhatsApp message earlier in the morning and got a reply late afternoon. Agreed time and postcode sent over
She usually starts late afternoon/evening so will not reply before afternoon at earliest
Location
Dingy Flat/bedsit 7-8 min walk from Liverpool Street Station and Aldgate Station
Appearance:
Nothing like the pics, I’d say size 12 at least with chunky belly flab hanging, does have 34D’s I’d guess
The meeting:
Got to Location, I was about 10 mins early so messaged said I’m early and to let me know when ready, prompt reply I’ll be ready at (agreed time) whilst waiting I noticed another guy (Guy 1) hanging around at the given postcode, my initial instinct was I’ve been double booked so curious to see who goes in first, now bearing in mind he was there before me.
A couple mins go by and I see another guy walking towards given postcode (Guy 2) slowing down and typing on his phone, so again my instinct was he is here for the same reason me and guy 1 are here, anyhow he then disappeared so thought ok I’m wrong.
I got the message to get to the street and a door number, which was a gate next to shops which was locked up, confused and messaging back and forth went on, then I was told to cross the road and find another gate next to a coffee shop and given a code to enter.
At this point I saw guy 1 walking past me also confused, I assume looking for the location, as it was not easy to find. Entered the code to get in the gate, then another message to take stairs up, then another message with the next step etc etc. literally a step-by-step guide.
Anyhow I was actually in at 7 minutes past the agreed time.
Met inside hiding behind door. She was wearing a short black dress, nothing sexy at all, realised its not her in the pics but thinking with the old chap continued. Small corridor led to the bedroom which had 2 single beds in it one facing one way and one facing the other (Red flag 1)
Asked for a shower took me to the bathroom which was filthy and walked away, I went back and said can I get a towel, “oh that might be a problem” looks around, checks in the bedroom next door by opening door and closing “no I haven’t got a towel, sorry” (Red flag 2)
Should have walked at this point but not thinking with my head, I said ok and went away to at least rinse the old chap, no shower gel or any kind of toiletries in bathroom, came back in room and she found a towel and said “I found this, it hasn’t been used, dry yourself with this otherwise the bed will get wet.
Quick dry and told to lay down on one of the beds. She wiped down my chap with wet wipe and then proceeded with the most crappiest OWO I’ve ever had.
She keeps one hand on the base and literally sucked the helmet for 10 seconds and that was it. I was speechless and before I could say anything she mumbled something which I didn’t get and next thing I know is put the rubber on me and squirted probably half the tube of lube on my chap and didn’t even rub it around and then some more lube in her pussy.
“so do you wanna do doggy” I said can you come on top first? (Red Flag 3)
“I don’t do on top, I only do doggy or you on top”
I’m thinking WTF is this and what have I got myself into. Started doing doggy and got a nasty whif, which I tried to ignore but very difficult to. She had obviously had a sh*t and not washed herself. In doggy she positions herself so her tits are touching the bed so you can’t grab them. I lifted her up and tried to grab them but she pushes you way and gets back to how she was
I pulled out and she says “You done” I was like no lets do mish, grunting she laid down but by this point I was floppy so struggled to get him back up and into her.
Managed to get him up but position was awkward so I said move towards end of bed “in a pissed of voice and angry face, “yeah I’ll fall of the bed then” she covers her tits with her hands, so I’m like “can I grab them” “no I’m about to start my period so they are sensitive.
I was fuming at this point but pounded away and eventually came in the bag. On closer inspection of her face, she is ugly as anything, covered with so much make up.
She literally handed me the wet wipes packet which I took out and cleaned myself up.
Purposely I left the used rubber and wipes on the bed and proceeded to get dressed and get the hell out of there.
She says to me “can you put the condom in the bin, or do you want to take it with you” I picked it up and put it on top of the bin as it was already full and said “why would I want to take it with me wtf am I going to do with it” “I don’t know, some people like to keep it”
I walked out fuming, checked my phone, I went in at 7 past and was out at 22 past, so I was there for 15 mins.
I went down the stairs and get back to gate I entered from where I had to enter the code and lo behold who do I see?
Guy 1 trying to enter code to open the gate. I opened from the inside and he was so eager to get in he didn’t let me get out first and I couldn’t help but say to him
“You’re wasting your time and money, don’t bother, trust me” his like is it a waste “I said yeah, its up to you, but I’m telling you its rubbish as anything” he stood there thinking, looking at his phone replying to her not sure what he did in the end as I walked off.
So I haven’t even got out the door and she’s told him to come in. And he was already there before me so I’m thinking she messaged all of us, maybe I just happened to be the first one to get there.
As I walk away who do I see? Guy 2 waiting at the corner, told him same thing I told guy 1 and walked away.
Just thinking if both these guys go in and she will do same thing to them, she’ll have made £300 in the space of an hour.
So she double/triple books and does not wash in between.
PositivesNone
NegativesNot the girl in the pics
Rude and Arrogant Bit*h
Double/triple books
Sh*t location
No toiletries to freshen up
Doesn’t wash in between bookings
only does doggy and mish
ConclusionRubbish, absolutely rubbish
Would I return?Never
Recommend?HELL NOO!!