This place has been there for years and dropped in a couple of times in '22 but never seen any matron with the looks or enthusiasm to make me stay for a trial sesh.
External Link/Members OnlyThey used to advertise in GT and VS but can't recall seeing an ad recently.
Having been ghosted by the Chinese crew operating in the vicinity of a corner shop on Liberty Ave I was heading back Tooting way for other prospects and decided to stop in to see who was in.
Often the door is shut and even though the sign saying Open is on show there's no reply to knocks and there's no point loitering given the exposure to traffic stopped at the nearby lights.
On this occasion the door was ajar so I stepped in to hear an accented "Hello, hello" from somewhere within.
Immediately to the left of the front door is a cubby of a room which is often used by the girls to doze in, next in there's a small massage room perhaps 8x5 with a little sink and a fairly sturdy massage table.
What's further in round a corner to the right I have no idea other than a loo probably and perhaps a kitchen(ette).
Lulu is in her 40s, 5'2ish, mum-bod with a bit of belly and perhaps B/Cs in her bra. Her English was passable and she seemed quite friendly and chatty. She was in a brightly coloured dress that had the cut and finish to possibly be a bit designer and she was also sporting black tights and a surgical mask. Soft, smooth, pale skin. Wasn't clear which days she's there and she didn't admit to working anywhere else.
25 for 30 agreed (45 for 60) and she left me in the massage room to get undressed. There was no question that extras would be available as she playfully slapped my bare arse with a cheeky giggle when she returned.

She used hands, elbows and forearms to deliver an ok loosening massage for a few mins before switching to more teasing strokes. Ran my hand up her leg and discovered the tights were hold ups so I touched bare thigh and bum before encountering some frilly underwear with ribbons attached. This girl was dressed for sauce not some innocent massage.

She leaned in and asked what I wanted, offering b2b, blow job or more. Offered 40 for b2b and she was undressing almost before accepting.

In nothing but her hold-ups she leaned in again and said "Blow job? Fuck me?" I told her I only had another tenner, she sucked on her teeth and then agreed, fuck was she on for it! She plucked a dom out of her toiletry bag and I was expecting a covered blowie but she set it aside and then pounced on my loins kissing and licking around my balls and up my shaft for a few mins before popping my naked know in her mouth for an eager suck. Not a lot of depth but she certainly seemed keen to bob and lick until I was rigid then she nabbed the dom and suited me up before I could ask her to slow down and then she was on me CG stylee, bouncing away as I lightly mauled her titties. Next she spun into RCG and her surprisingly snug puss was bobbing and sucking on my bell-end with all kinds of sensations rising in its sex-starved state (no pokey pokey in 5 days). I was reaching to try to slow her down but her hunger won out and I was filling the dom as she wiggled her puss on it til I was spent. Oof! I kinda felt used.

She handed me wipes whilst she wiped herself down and dressed. Out in just under 30 mins, balls empty and 75 quid worse off.
If I'm passing and she's in I'll probably repeat, tempted to try the others to see if any of the other matrons are as game for a cheap tumble seeing as 80 seems to be the minimum for 30 with an escort and you might still have to pay extra for OWO. If they demand more than +60 for OWO and sex then I'll likely pass and try the Latinas if the mama isn't much to look at.