britishbeautyxxx - Enfield

[jesus_jones]

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Fairly shit punt. She is based just of The Ridgeway and close to Chase Farm Hospital. Flat is like something out of a horror movie, with peeling wall paint and clumps of hair all over the floor. Bathroom is grotty. It is hands-down the most unpleasant room I have punted in, and I have punted in some serious shit holes before. Has kiddy bedsheets on which is just weird.

The girl herself - no doubt she is a hottie with a plain but pretty face and a nice slim body, but I should have walked the moment I entered because there was no smile or warmth. £70 for 30mins (she would probably be a bit cheaper but for you-know-who visiting her) and it was rush rush rush. A little fk but it was mechanical and never opened her mouth enough for dfk. She never initiated kissing of any kind.

OWO was meh, bobbed her head up and down for less than 5 minutes with the odd glance to check I hadn't fallen asleep and then says shall we get a condom? WHAT? No, more owo please. It was crap so onto reverse oral. She tasted like battery acid and clearly wasn't freshly showered or shaved, so I stopped. Onto sex - she wasn't into it at all. Just lay there making the same 'uh' noise every 3 seconds with a blank face. I hammered away as fast as I could so I could just come and leave. I was out in less than 20mins and £70 lighter.

Depressing punt. She had some good feedback previously, but going by the most recent ones, it seems she is burnt out.

[jcdmj12]

Eww.   You'd expect a far better gaff for £140 an hour.

[jesus_jones]

If I paid £140 for that experience I would've jumped out of the window. I was still pissed to have lost £70.

Anyone punting in that area would be well-advised to see Nicole on the adjacent road. She is a 5-minute walk away, costs £60 less, is younger and prettier in my view, and is a proper nympho to boot:

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[NightKid]

Edit: Nevermind, just saw your review for Nicole.

[Sparta Prada]

A huge shame. When she started she was like a breath of fresh air: pretty, clean, British, £100 per hour, fantastic service. I saw her 5 times. The first 4 visits were great in hotels dotted around North London. The last time I saw her was in a grotty flat in Loughton, she was no longer clean in terms of her hygiene, and the service was crap.

When I hear about reviews like this one, it suggests to me that she is beyond burnt out, and perhaps there's a deeper issue.

[bestbefore]

A huge shame. When she started she was like a breath of fresh air: pretty, clean, British, £100 per hour, fantastic service. I saw her 5 times. The first 4 visits were great in hotels dotted around North London. The last time I saw her was in a grotty flat in Loughton, she was no longer clean in terms of her hygiene, and the service was crap.

When I hear about reviews like this one, it suggests to me that she is beyond burnt out, and perhaps there's a deeper issue.

I only saw her once, maybe 18 months ago - a great punt but I too felt she definitely had underlying issues. A troubled girl. Never went back.

[jesus_jones]

You guys are probably right about her being 'troubled'.

She had such a vacant look on her face, but I distinctly remember the one time she smiled was at the end of the punt when she asked me what I had planned for the rest of the day. I told her I was going to a birthday dinner... She asked lots of questions about it and kind of smiled ruefully. Weather was glorious at the time and there she is stuck in that dump with sweaty guys on top of her all day - it's probably taken it's toll. *Fluffy moment over*

[iPad3]

Looks like I'll be hitting that delete button again then, sorry to you chaps who got burned and thanks for the heads up!!

[musicman007]

sorry you had a bad'un jj,but many thanks for the heads up about nicole.i've never come across her profile before and she looks a cutie...plus i love a nympho..onto hl cheers