External Link/Members OnlyVisited here in Late June. My first UK massage place (I've had others overseas)
Paid £45 for 60 minute massage. Then £60 for B2B.
Comms: Phoned the number asking for a 1 hour appointment. Given a time of 45 minutes after the call so enough time to get there. Comms once inside were decent. Good English.
Location: On the corner of camp road a few hundred metres away from the Coop which has a cash point. I was expecting it to be a marked shopfront but it wasn't so i actually walked past it and had to backtrack. Once i got through the door someone shouted from around the corner "Hello, you have appointment?" or similar. I replied and she led me through a small hallway to one of at least 2 massage rooms. Room was dimly lit with a massage bed, chair, small bench and a sink.
Masseuse: Didn't catch her name at any point. She was wearing leggings, a flowy dress-come-tunic thing and heels. Had a mask on the whole time. Good boobs (likely DDs) with some tiger striping on them so maybe a sign of motherhood.
The meet: She asked me if I'd been before and what kind of strength i wanted. I replied "No", and "Medium" respectively. After paying the initial £45 she left me to get undressed. I got naked and got on the bed face down not covering myself with a towel or sheet to make my intentions clear. When she returned she confirmed medium and made a start. What followed was a decent but completely unsensual 30 minutes of proper massage. The heels even came off to be swapped for trainers at one point and im now thinking "Shit, maybe im gonna get an hour of completely professional massage" (Questioning maybe she's spotted my wedding ring or just thinks I'm not the type or something)
The turn comes and once on my front she immediately leans in and asks if I'd like "extras". I queried "body to body?" and she asked how much would I like to pay? I said 40. She countered 60 and i countered back £55 as I'm pretty sure i only took £100 into the place. She accepted but didn't want the cash then and there. Instead the clothes came off and she climbed onto the table sliding her boobs over my chest, stomach and then started taking it lower, all whilst making decent eye contact and heavy breathing. I stroked her arse, legs and as she started playing with me more i got her to pump some oil onto my hand so i could stroke between her legs. Gave her lips and clit some attention which returned some noises but her angle made achieving more than that impossible. After what was probably a mere 5 minutes of actual B2B she moved to a position to focus solely on the HE and i was spent within another minute or two. She cleaned up and put her clothes back on before continuing the massage of my entire front for another 15 or so minutes. All in all I got the full hour if not a little over but basically paid the extra for nothing more than a 10 minute bit of actual sensual experience. Once getting dressed i opened the wallet and thought there would only be £55 still in there. Counted as far as £60 to my surprise and handed her it only to get nothing back. Oh well. She led me back to the door and whilst doing so we passed the other massage room which was now open with another girl sat in there on the phone. From the quick glance i got she looked nice (mask on obviously, but nice dress and legs out).
Would I go again?: Maybe. But only for a different girl. £105 for a non sensual massage with less than 15 minutes of her being naked was a bit steep. If it had some CCs and RUs etc in the first 30 minutes to tease me i'd maybe vote different. A 30 minute R&T for 50 (30+20) from this girl would probably even leave me feeling a little underwhelmed. if the pre-turn experience is anything to go by.
I did get a text via WhatsApp about 2 days later which i suspect was from her (A cryptically worded invite addressed to a "Jane" from a "bonnie" for a game of golf, the number was a Myanmar number) so I'm not sure but maybe her name was Bonnie?
