Author Topic: SexyEnglishSavanna31 - Gosport - I've done it so you don't have to  (Read 1592 times)


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Offline daverfc

TLDR; Instant regret, should have walked even before seeing her.

Link: External Link/Members Only

Price: £50 for 30 mins

Location: Flats in the old rowner area of Gosport

Comms:  Fairly slow in responding and once given the post code was made to wait seemingly a long time for her to get ready.  Probably sat in the car for about  25 - 30 mins waiting for the 10 mins to get ready clock to countdown.

The Meet:  So, I was looking for a 30 min pump and dump kinda excercise here.  Once all the comms took place and I was told the address, I walked up to the outside door and was let in.  Couple of flights of stairs and at her door where I am let in with the usual hide behind the door before you then see her and this is the exact point I should have walked.  Sure, I knew she'd be a big girl as it clearly states it in her profile, the size didn't put me off.  What did was the state of her physically.  She had probably the un-sexiest outfit on.  I then took a look at her face which was hidden behind a mask and I thought I recognised her from a rather unsuccessful punt a number of years ago in Gosport in the flats near the ferry. Her hair was greasy.

The place stunk of cigarettes and whilst being shown to the bedroom I walked past a load of shoes of seemingly various sizes.  Were these punters who turned up and legged it without grabbing their shoes on the way out?  Anyway, we got to the bedroom and boom, absolute shit hole with a blow up mattress.  Clothes everywhere, mess all over the drawer tops.  But I carried on because who knows why.  I got undressed and she asked if I wanted OWO or OW, os I said OWO and given the state of her, I had the most detailed examination of my cock and balls ever.  I'd wager if you went to the doctor for a problem with your bits, they'd look at it less thoroughly than her.  Anyway, I passed the examination and she started to wank me off and I was struggling to get hard and she was literally in such a state she kinda forgot what she was doing and went into some sort of daze.  Finaly she pulled her mask down and started sucking and if this was the girl from the previously mentioned crap punt in Gosport, well she surpassed herself here and gave a totally memorable for the wrong reasons BJ.  It was absolute dogshit. 

I thought to myself, i've paid my £50, i'm gonna have to fuck it otherwise no value at all.  Bad decision.  It was at this point when we moved to the sex part that she basically struggled with her outfit to get access to the pussy.  After about 2 mins of re-adjusting her gear she managed to get her pants aside with access. One legg could now be seen to be bandaged up and i just slung it up her and tried to cum as soon as I could.  honestly I couldn't finish quick enough.  Not so much small talk afterwards.  I was up, dressed, out within 1 min I reckon.

So to sum up, Awful location, Awful state inside the flat, Girl was a mess, not physically in a good shape and her mobility seemed restricted due to her leg being bandaged up. I've had more enjoyable punts with B&S roms and i'd take that option over this one.

I've never felt the need for a shower straight after a punt more than this.

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Offline Bdk78

Thanks OP. She responded to a reverse booking a while back. I had been toying with the idea of visiting but she's now strictly off my list.  :thumbsup:

Offline andyw1969

Thanks for the review as always.

Hasn't this one had about 3 or 4 different profiles now?

Also was there not a video with her with some other unlucky punter - though i can't find it now .


Offline Jules2205

Sounds like Hot Honey and then changed to Courtney.

Offline BestofBritish84

TLDR; Instant regret, should have walked even before seeing her.

Link: External Link/Members Only

Price: £50 for 30 mins

Location: Flats in the old rowner area of Gosport

Comms:  Fairly slow in responding and once given the post code was made to wait seemingly a long time for her to get ready.  Probably sat in the car for about  25 - 30 mins waiting for the 10 mins to get ready clock to countdown.

The Meet:  So, I was looking for a 30 min pump and dump kinda excercise here.  Once all the comms took place and I was told the address, I walked up to the outside door and was let in.  Couple of flights of stairs and at her door where I am let in with the usual hide behind the door before you then see her and this is the exact point I should have walked.  Sure, I knew she'd be a big girl as it clearly states it in her profile, the size didn't put me off.  What did was the state of her physically.  She had probably the un-sexiest outfit on.  I then took a look at her face which was hidden behind a mask and I thought I recognised her from a rather unsuccessful punt a number of years ago in Gosport in the flats near the ferry. Her hair was greasy.

The place stunk of cigarettes and whilst being shown to the bedroom I walked past a load of shoes of seemingly various sizes.  Were these punters who turned up and legged it without grabbing their shoes on the way out?  Anyway, we got to the bedroom and boom, absolute shit hole with a blow up mattress.  Clothes everywhere, mess all over the drawer tops.  But I carried on because who knows why.  I got undressed and she asked if I wanted OWO or OW, os I said OWO and given the state of her, I had the most detailed examination of my cock and balls ever.  I'd wager if you went to the doctor for a problem with your bits, they'd look at it less thoroughly than her.  Anyway, I passed the examination and she started to wank me off and I was struggling to get hard and she was literally in such a state she kinda forgot what she was doing and went into some sort of daze.  Finaly she pulled her mask down and started sucking and if this was the girl from the previously mentioned crap punt in Gosport, well she surpassed herself here and gave a totally memorable for the wrong reasons BJ.  It was absolute dogshit. 

I thought to myself, i've paid my £50, i'm gonna have to fuck it otherwise no value at all.  Bad decision.  It was at this point when we moved to the sex part that she basically struggled with her outfit to get access to the pussy.  After about 2 mins of re-adjusting her gear she managed to get her pants aside with access. One legg could now be seen to be bandaged up and i just slung it up her and tried to cum as soon as I could.  honestly I couldn't finish quick enough.  Not so much small talk afterwards.  I was up, dressed, out within 1 min I reckon.

So to sum up, Awful location, Awful state inside the flat, Girl was a mess, not physically in a good shape and her mobility seemed restricted due to her leg being bandaged up. I've had more enjoyable punts with B&S roms and i'd take that option over this one.

I've never felt the need for a shower straight after a punt more than this.

So sorry you went through it OP, we owe you a virtual beer.

I was delirious one day recently and noticed the profile as it was new and called her to confirm services. The moment I spoke to her I knew I wouldn't be visiting.

Offline Lema

"One legg could now be seen to be bandaged" sounds horrific,  please explain OP!    :(

Offline daverfc

No idea why her leg was bandaged up. Didn't ask and she tried to hide it under the gear she was wearing but you could see it. Not sure how high it went up but wasn't nice.

Offline daverfc

Sounds like Hot Honey and then changed to Courtney.

Hot Honey rings a bell as the person I saw in the flats near the ferry port many years ago. That was a bad one too.

Offline Jules2205

She used to operate from on the the flats near the gosport ferry.