River Kwai Thai Spa in Gloucester

[misterg]

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Having a well thought plan is excellent but sometimes things don't go to plan and after a very agreeable visit in March I thoughts I'd call on River Kwai as my back up
Paid £45 for hour oil massage. 
Therapist was June. Mid 30's nice looking
Towel offered, me naked, good back massage including most of my arse leading to the towel vanishing. Plenty of swipes to get me interested.
Turn at about 30 mins and extras offered £100 for topless HE and £80 for HE.
Now I'm not the most regular punter but last time I looked I hadn't got mug tattooed on my forehead.
I declined both saying it was too much.
There was no negotiating "It's what all the boys pay"
Not this boy, and not according to all the other reviews on here!  This is why a good massage has been marked neutral, less than ideal experience.
Anyway she carried on the massage, no further discussion and she left the room at about 50 minutes. I got dressed and left
I'd go again the massage is good and I can take or leave the extras.

[Ghghghghgh]

Can normally get HE for £30 and topless for £50 there.

[L2020]

I got charged £40 for a grumpy HE last time there.
I know everything is going up but 2-3 years ago it was £20
There’s a lack of competition I think

[Collingwood]

I'm a regular there and have not encountered June. I always ask for Patcharin who does a really good therapeutic and sensual massage combined and is happy to have £30 for HE. She's never offered anything else and I've never asked but I doubt if a polite request would offend even if a refusal disappoints. She's no youngster - probably in her 50s, and tiny by my standards, but very attractive imo. I really like her. She's very warm and friendly and a permanent resident there too, not here today and gone tomorrow.

[The Chirpy Irish]

The last time I went there the age profile of the girls/ladies was certainly on the increase

[ERIC_SHUN]

I really hate the fact they try it on asking for ridiculous amounts for minimal time. I rang and asked for a price but was refused. I didn’t want to drive to Gloucester for a wasted journey. Not going again unless it changes. Competition is definitely needed.

[dog999]

I'm a regular there and have not encountered June. I always ask for Patcharin who does a really good therapeutic and sensual massage combined and is happy to have £30 for HE. She's never offered anything else and I've never asked but I doubt if a polite request would offend even if a refusal disappoints. She's no youngster - probably in her 50s, and tiny by my standards, but very attractive imo. I really like her. She's very warm and friendly and a permanent resident there too, not here today and gone tomorrow.

I saw Annie? last time, she is also warm and friendly. Gave me a loyalty card to get a discount after 3 visits, did you have the same experience?. How long and how much did you pay?.

[Skunk47]

I saw Annie? last time, she is also warm and friendly. Gave me a loyalty card to get a discount after 3 visits, did you have the same experience?. How long and how much did you pay?.

She is also on seeking too for a bit more

[The Chirpy Irish]

She is also on seeking too for a bit more

Forgive the question but ‘seeking too’ ?

[houseboot]

Forgive the question but ‘seeking too’ ?

It's another of those Frank Carson moments quite often found here.

I read it as,

"She is also on "Seeking" too for a bit more", ie

www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=299753.0

[Collingwood]

I haven't seen Annie since lockdown but I agree she is very warm and friendly. Last time I saw her HE was £30. Topless 50.
Quite a lot younger than Patcharin. I got a printed loyalty card from reception but its 50% after 5 not 3. Or is Annie doing her own loyalty card for HE etc ? After lockdown she disappeared for a while which is when I got to know, and like Patcharin. I'd happily go to Annie as an alternative but I have a personal preference for more mature ladies. I particularly like P's bum and reach under techniques. She seems to be good at reading responses to what she is doing and modifying her techniques accordingly. Plus she includes a great head massage to finish up assuming there is time (I always have an hour), but then she is good at timing everything else so that here is time for it. But I'd say both of them are very good at making you feel like you are more than just a punter.

[Skunk47]

It's another of those Frank Carson moments quite often found here.

I read it as,

"She is also on "Seeking" too for a bit more", ie

www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=299753.0

Thank you

[Ghghghghgh]

Thank you

Sorry, I’m confused, Annie Is on seeking?

[dog999]

I haven't seen Annie since lockdown but I agree she is very warm and friendly. Last time I saw her HE was £30. Topless 50.
Quite a lot younger than Patcharin. I got a printed loyalty card from reception but its 50% after 5 not 3. Or is Annie doing her own loyalty card for HE etc ? After lockdown she disappeared for a while which is when I got to know, and like Patcharin. I'd happily go to Annie as an alternative but I have a personal preference for more mature ladies. I particularly like P's bum and reach under techniques. She seems to be good at reading responses to what she is doing and modifying her techniques accordingly. Plus she includes a great head massage to finish up assuming there is time (I always have an hour), but then she is good at timing everything else so that here is time for it. But I'd say both of them are very good at making you feel like you are more than just a punter.

They say a change is good, what does Patcharin look like are her prices as steep as Annies?.

[Collingwood]

As I've said she seems happy with £30 for HE. Oddly we've never discussed money ever. First time I saw her she gave me a great  massage and HE without mentioning money at all. I happily gave her a £30 "tip" and that's been the arrangement ever since. I haven't asked for more so you'd have to ask her yourself. IShes encouraged me to try " younger girls" for a change and hinted that they offer more than she does. Maybe I will one day but personally I'm content with what she delivers.  There are about 300 miscellaneous photos on their Facebook page demonstrating their legit credentials, and several of her. She's the older one with shorter hair than the younger ones. And I'm pretty sure Annie is the girl in a brown sarong and blue top. 

[Collingwood]

I'd add that I think P looks better than the photos.Well groomed with nice make up and lipstick but always in the "professional" tunic and trousers. I'd be interested to know if you get topless or b2b from her but will be quite surprised if you do.

[Pussy girl lover]

I’ve been to River Kwai a few times and had Patcharin every time. First time was a walk in and she was there 10am job,had great massages every time. She’s good and £30 HR

[dog999]

I’ve been to River Kwai a few times and had Patcharin every time. First time was a walk in and she was there 10am job,had great massages every time. She’s good and £30 HR

If you have been' a few times' how about doing a review?

[Jake.mackie]

I’ve been to River Kwai a few times and had Patcharin every time. First time was a walk in and she was there 10am job,had great massages every time. She’s good and £30 HR

And yet no reviews since you joined? Good luck getting any help.

[Pussy girl lover]

Thanks

[daviemac]

Thanks

Is there a reason for your lack of meaningful contributions to the site? 

[dog999]

Is there a reason for your lack of meaningful contributions to the site?

Yes I think he's too busy!, took him nearly a month to write 'thanks!'.

[Pussy girl lover]

Is there a reason for your lack of meaningful contributions to the site?

Just being polite

[daviemac]

Just being polite

Does that mean you have no intention of contributing by way of reviews.   

[Pussy girl lover]

Does that mean you have no intention of contributing by way of reviews.   

Well your 24 reviews to 22,000 posts is a low ratio. Looks like you talk more than you fuck lol

[Iloveoral]

Well your 24 reviews to 22,000 posts is a low ratio. Looks like you talk more than you fuck lol

Obviously, he has to talk to pricks like you, it soon racks up

[daviemac]

Obviously, he has to talk to pricks like you, it soon racks up

[MrMatrix]

Obviously, he has to talk to pricks like you, it soon racks up

[joninbristol]

Obviously, he has to talk to pricks like you, it soon racks up

One of those occasions where you can see exactly where this is going, and you really want to tell the poster the same thing, but hold your tongue.
Then a Mod' steps in and does it way more eloquently than you could ever hope !!! 

[Iloveoral]

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