External Link/Members OnlyTime: Recently middle of the afternoon, lots of people milling about but anonymous enough.
Logistics: Outside Swindon centre, parking over the road next to a mini supermarket thing and there's a cash point.
Cost: Think it set me back £90 for (ahem) an hour.
The lowdown: Almost terrible. The pictures on the advert are not all the location you'll visit, it's above a hairdressers and there one reception room come kitchen, and another room with a massage bed and shower. Some have said Demi might have started off as a man, I don't think so at all although she does have interesting features in that regard. Incredible figure. The massage was actually OK, so this element was going well, where I have an issue is on the turnover. We haggled over costs, I can't remember what she said for naked B2B but it was high, the HJ alone was £30 I think. Agreed a price for naked which I think was £40 in the end as I wasn't budging, and she mentioned something about having to shower me.
So she took her top off and pulled her trousers down, I motioned to the pants and she pulled them down too, so it's all around her knees. The HJ was furious. I asked her to slow down a couple of times, didn't pay attention, so was pretty soon over. Then I spent more time in the dodgy shower with her soaping me up, which wasn't too bad, but was much longer than the HJ.
Out the door in around, possibly just under 45 minutes. Poor experience overall from someone that clearly doesn't have any interest in returning trade. I asked "busy today?" when I walked in, she laughed and said "no", and I can see why.
