Diana Latina - Damp Squib in Hatfield

[simon07]

Still mulling over about retiring and wondered about Diana External Link/Members Only and the recent very positive review.

Her English not so good and she said come over in 20 minutes, so I took a blue pill and made my way.
On arrival she says not ready, wait 30 minutes!

Well I thought give me time for blue pill to work and find location, which is quite close to Asda.
Text again and asked to come up. 30 minutes for £80.

Gal looks like pictures and dressed on the same black lingerie and tights. Maybe 22 years old and size 8.
Pulls away and so no kissing.
Then notices my semi erect dick and says too big, only do BJ.

I said no and picked up my money from the bedside, dressed and walked.

Maybe others will get a better experience, not so for me. I think there is a Viva Street link for her too.

[RogerBoner]

Simon, maybe you need a break from regular punting? Or how about a return to Thailand later this year? That might put a spring in your step. I'm not keen on any tablets and in Thailand it can be looked on as cheating. I would go stale without lust.
 

[PilotMan]

Well done for walking 🚶‍♂️.  She needs some harsh lessons about customer service.

[simon07]

Simon, maybe you need a break from regular punting? Or how about a return to Thailand later this year? That might put a spring in your step. I'm not keen on any tablets and in Thailand it can be looked on as cheating. I would go stale without lust.
 

Hi Roger, you are probably right. I do need a break. Who knows a trip abroad may be what i need 

[DouglasReynholm]

Well done for walking Simon - you didn't put her on a pedal stool... 

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[cheekymonkey]

  IT Crowd was just superb.

Well done for walking Simon - you didn't put her on a pedal stool... 

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[simon07]

Predictive texts!

Damp Squib 

[oli7474]

I thought I had the saying wrong for all these years lol

[norwichfunseeker]

I thought I had the saying wrong for all these years lol

I dunno - ive been with a few Damp Squids in my time............

[PilotMan]

Predictive texts!

Damp Squib 

To save you any further embarrassment I've changed it for you   

[calzone]

Another well done for walking, not sure I'd have the front but unfortunately (or is it fortunately?) the below is not something I'm ever likely to hear 

Then notices my semi erect dick and says too big, only do BJ.

[DouglasReynholm]

IT Crowd was just superb.

Thanks Moss! 

Another well done for walking, not sure I'd have the front but unfortunately (or is it fortunately?) the below is not something I'm ever likely to hear 

You might hear it cos it's just laziness. The girls in Simon's other 844 reviews managed. I've been refused anal many times - and when its been listed as a service - and doggy a few times.

[simon07]

To save you any further embarrassment I've changed it for you   

Thanks matey