External Link/Members Only£0 for 1.5 hour Incall
Communication: by voice call. Friendly and efficient.
Location: Great Western Hospital, Swindon. Easy to find, but parking can be difficult
Inside, the place was clean and tidy. It felt safe. Don't read the leaflets, though, or you'll want to spend the rest of your life in a hazmat suit.
Discretion: Has its own reception where there is no requirement to give your own name, but if you make one up then do try to remember it. Also, don't call yourself "Fiona" if you're a bloke. Not because they judge you, but because I used that one.
Appearance:Receptionist and doctor were wearing smart casual clothes instead of the more usual sexy lingerie, but I somehow preferred it. Nurse was a little kinkier: she was dressed in a very convincing nurse's outfit.
No profile pic available, so can't say whether they looked like their photos.
Everyone was clean and non-smelly.
Personality:I was greeted me with a big smile. Everyone was friendly and cheerful the whole time.
All native English speakers, so no language problems. (In an NHS hospital. Yes, really.)
Services: DT, WS (receiving), BDSM, CBT (declined)
Paperwork took far longer than for most punts. When it was finally over, we began with some DT - by me, of a swab. Uncomfortable, and very brief; but I still think I did better than some WGs do.
Moved quickly on to watersports. I'd prepared for a couple of hours, as requested. Took me longer to perform than normal, which I put down to nerves. Luckily, the recipient didn't seem to mind how long I took and expressed satisfaction at the volume I eventually produced.
CBT was offered (testicular examination) but declined.
Nurse kept me waiting for five minutes while preparing BDSM. Into the dungeon [nurse's room] and onto the torture chair, then sleeve up, quick hygiene wipe (it isn't just before OWO that they do this nowadays) and straight in with the blood test needle. Usual level of pain. Nothing special and neither the best nor the worst I've had.
Then off with the shirt to expose a bicep for a Hep B jab, which was very disappointing: it barely hurt at all. Admittedly it's a while since I had an injection, but I remember clearly that they used to hurt like fuck. This time, I wasn't even close to having to use my safety word (which, in case you were wondering, is "OW OW OW! FUCK! GET THE FUCK OFF ME!").
Clothes back on and was advised to wait in reception for a few minutes, just in case I had a nasty reaction. Certain other SPs should also offer this service, given how traumatically they treat punters.
Note to UKP subs: GWHSHD does NOT do humiliation. Not a problem for me because I didn't want it, but I know tastes vary.
During the session:No clock-watching.
No interruptions.
A few minutes of time-wasting before BDSM, but acceptably short.
Other than that, I felt I had their full attention throughout.
After the punt:Post-punt conversation was friendly and they genuinely seemed to want to see me again, but it was obvious that they were keen to move on to the next client. Fine by me, because I'd had enough by then anyway. Hung around in reception as advised, drank a cup of water (freely offered) and then had to go back to that fucking horrible car park. Judging by the queues to get in, the whole place turns into conveyor-belt service later in the day, so I was glad I'd booked an early slot.
Summary:Pros: safe; friendly; all advertised services enthusiastically provided; no chargeable extras; no clock-watching; no distractions; excellent VFM
Cons: rubbish parking
Would recommend to others? Yes. (If you punt then you have to, really.)
Would I go back? Yes. (No choice: have to finish the Hep B course.)
