External Link/Members OnlyWell, I made a mistake of not checking the reviews here. Sometimes its difficult to do that when you are out and about and on phone.
After a long time thought to have some fun and book in a hurry and was there in 10 mins. Was just looking for a quick vanilla shag
Venue: one of the Hotels in Wokingham where many WG work. So nice and decent
Comms: Called and got clear directions.
Appearance: Orginary looking rugular MILF. Actually for me its a MI(do not)LF as I discivered later. OK face, average body. bit of mummy telly (pounch like). And to be honest all of it was not a problem for me at all. And I was ok with that.
Paid: £60 for 15 mins (since it was the first time only went for 15min, glad that I did that)
Meet: She started with just touching me. And I understood that its all going south. No oral ! absolutely none. No proper hand job. Then she tried to put on a condom. And man, she doesnt know how to do that. Did it halfway through and tried to put in a nail to make it right and it was in Pain. I took over and realise it was inside out and then she again got it on the correct way and again tried and hurt me.. then I just took over and did it myself. Loosing a bit of hardness and mood. Then we started with mishionary and she was not spreading her legs inspite of insisting. Probably was trying to hide her tummy. eventually she did. Her pussy was loose no not much fun there. and then the smell hit me.
Her pussy smelled like rotten fish, and this was the final blow for me. To me its very offputting as I start to think of a possiblty of infections and all and eventually loose the mood to keep it up & tight. So I withdrew and eventually asked her to atleast jefk me off with her hand. She did that but was so indifferent. There are some girls who wipe you off and then give you a tissue. and some of them will just give you a tissue and walk off. Buy now you know what kind she was. Well these things are not a problem for me but I am writing it here to show her attitude and indifference.
She made some nice fake noises while I was doing it. probably the only good thing.
Conclusion: The worst punt I have ever had. Smelly pussy and indifferent attitude. Please add her to your hot list and put a note to it else you might forget to check UKP like me on the fly and fall for the trap.
Can someone tell me if I can change my user name on UKP? Its one of the reasons I am unable to write reviews.
