Author Topic: JK Massage - Birmingham City Centre  (Read 1222 times)

Offline shylad57

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So as promised when I posted on a previous review of JK, I managed to return last week and gave them another try.

The premises:
Easy to find just a couple of minutes walk from New Street Station.

The meet:
I had arranged a 30 minute massage via text. Quick replies and easy to book.
Upon arrival the front door was open, which it usually isnt, but in I went. There was one lady sound asleep on one of the large massage chairs in the reception, which was manned, or should I wokely say staffed, by a rather pretty 20 something young lady who I rather hoped would perform the massage. She didnt, she took my £30 for the half hour and called out another lady , maybe mid 30s in a mask, who introduced herself as Lulu. She wore a rather unusual little sailor boy dress, with trainers.

Into the room equipped with a massage bed, toilet and shower, and she leaves me to strip off.
Back comes Lulu and the massage, if you could call it that, begins.
She spends most of her time massaging my arse cheeks, whilst pleasant , became a little tedious. No credit card swipes or reach unders.
On the turn over I notice the mask has gone and she looked plain but not unattractive.

Extras are discussed. She wanted £80 for B2B, naked, with RO and OWO. Too much money complains me, and I manage to haggle her down to £50 and we lose the OWO (on the basis I thought she will probably only do it for a short a time she can get away with).

Off comes the sailor boy dress to reveal an unexpectantly pretty sexy bra and skimpy pants set. "Can you keep them on to start" says me.
She cocks a deaf un and the underwear hits the floor. On the plus side she has a decent rack on her and a hairy albeit trimmed bush. On the negative side she kicks of the trainers but leaves her no show trainer socks on. Unsurprisingly, the sight of them adds no inches to my still soft mini shylad.

So onto a fair bit of tit sucking and her nipples grow into considerable chapel hat pegs. Very nice.

Get her to lie on the massage bed so I can go down on her, and she does this thing I have never come across before. She actively pushed her arse down into the bed so I had only limited tongue access. The harder I tried, the harder she pushed down  :thumbsdown:

So .... I took matters into my own hands so to speak and lifted her arse up and held it there while I got right into her twat.
Unfortunately I am no adonis so wasnt going to be able to hold her there any length of time but enough to give her a right tongueing.

Once finished, we swapped places and she poured a little oil onto the old chap and went to work. Fair play she offered a tit to suck, and I managed to feel her arse and manouvre a finger onto and then just into her pussy before shooting my load.

She went straight to the sink and began washing her pussy as though her life depended on it, whilst I cleaned myself up.

Conclusion:
The socks and the difficult RO were steering me towards a neutral, but on reflection its a positive, if a weak one.
I think the next time I go I might ask if their is a choice of lady, as I think I am getting a little pissed off at being allocated the one whos turn it is next. Or am I asking too much??

Offline Jumping Jack Flash

A good, detailed review and thanks for posting it.

Regarding your last point about choice, don’t all of these places operate on the cab rank principle?

Offline shylad57

Unfortunately I think they do. Wishfull thinking on my behalf me thinks  :rolleyes:

Offline alibirmingham

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Good review, enjoyed reading it  :D

Not one for massages myslef so can’t say I’m an expert by any means but wouldn’t it be your money your call on who you see? If the lady isn’t up to your standard then shouldn’t you be able to pick one that is? I’ve only ever visited a couple of massage places but the ones I’ve been too I’ve been able to ask who is there and available and see whoever I wanted even if it meant waiting for them to be free.


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It’s ok booking a particular lady if you’ve been before and know who you’re booking or fancy someone off the back of reviews on here, and turn up and act like you’ve been before. If you merely turn up and fancy the first lady you see she may have a booking or two starting shortly.

Maybe the first lady in this review the op seen either just mans the reception or may have had a booking or two of her own starting shortly. Maybe it’s the former,  :unknown:

Isn't  this place run by the owners of the old, style of massage? I’m sure I’ve read that somewhere on here, and the set up sounds very similar to me.

I was in town couple of weeks ago around 11.30am. Thought I’d try this place. Door locked, so rang the bell (sign on bell, stating only ring once) 40 ish Chinese man answered, I requested a massage and he said he had a booking in 15 mins and another in 30 mins. Means I was going to have to wait or come back in at least a hour and half. That’s presuming there were no further appointments booked in after, that he failed to mention. And he weren’t calling me in to wait. So I just thanked him for his time and went somewhere else. So sounds like you’re better off booking here if they get busy a lot.  :hi:

Offline shylad57

I think your right about Style of Massage Littlefoot. Maybe a year ago I went to Style of Massage and there was no buzzer on the front door. A young chinese lad approached me and directed me to JK although I didnt go in at the time.
That having been said it does seem the ladies at JK are older than the ones at Style of Massage. Or maybe its just my bad luck of the draw  :unknown: