Sasha - Lush Escorts - Birmingham

[Tender.french.kiss]

The Girl:
Sasha from Lush Escorts
External Link/Members Only
Date of meeting: June 2022
Price: £60 for 30 minutes

Sasha has been reviewed positively a lot so will try to keep my review shorter than usual. Mainly confirming she's a consistent good WG.

Pre-meet / Communications:
Usual drill with Lush, no need to expand over this. Made my way to the usual flat near Broadway plaza. Sasha was only 5 minutes late (with girl who do facials and CIM I always prefer to be on their first booking slot) so pretty good. Recognised her from the old face picture than were on Lush website + unmistakable fit body. Relaxed, let me come up with her, didn't need a few minutes on her own to be ready.

The meet/ the action:
Age mid 30's looks about right. Average face but impressive body with very flat tummy.
Very open minded and obviously seasoned girl. As a good pro asked what I was after (DT, facials/CIM/Swallow). Was OK and compliant. Declined kissing as getting more and more cautious with catching STI/STD, her teeth didn't looks appealing to me and as I saw her throwing a cigarette just before entering the building and wasn't keen on cig taste.
Body wise she's fit, very flat body, nice slim legs. Nice little ass but not gym toned. I'd say C cup, nice handful, but didn't see them fully as had a bra and a small on. Removed the bra for better hand access but couldn't strip her completely as she gobbled me up pretty quickly and I had the impression she wasn't quite keen on it.
She surely can suck as has been reviewed at length already. No issue at all after a while grabbing her head and shoving it all the way down her throat. Nice dirty girl. Also no hesitation to lick and probe my ass with her tongue when presented with it. Definitely more a PSE lady than GFE.
Went for sex in Mish then. A bit of lube as reasonably tight for her age. Nice to pump her a bit. Nice pussy, no smell, tidy and clean. Got a bit of spontaneous dirty talk ("Give it to me", "Show me what you've got", so had obviously been listening to what I overall was after). Wasn't sure how much time I had left as had forgotten my watch that day, so went for the finale. Skilfully deposited half the load on her face, the other on her tongue, managing not to spill a single drop on the bare mattress (no cover, no sheet). No recoil, proper swallow, even sucked my fingers clean of the cream I was scooping from her face but did not clean herself wildly like I had hoped. Went to the bathroom to clean herself, went there to rinse my tool, as usual just 3 old towels who had already been used many times so preferred to let tool and hands dry naturally while having a bit of chit chat about her job (easy to talk to and friendly) ... and on my way


Summary:
Good WG, with fit body, eagerness to please. More tuned for PSE than GFE IMHO.
Was a positive, but not my best punt by far. The weak positive is more down to me than her. Because of her cancelling frequently, the fear this indicated she might soon quit and the difficulty to arrange punts in my agenda, I rushed on this date but had not had enough days to fully reload my gun. So ended up not being as hard as I would have like for a proper pounding, and not as horny either. Also with me no longer practising RO and declining kissing with her I lacked a nice warm-up and felt as going too fast into the action and thus feeling like going through the motions (me not her, if this makes sense).
I left a bit disappointed having hoped from other reviews a more unforgettable encounter. Had many better punts but as this weak positive was more because of me than her (couldn't really fault her at all) still giving her a positive. In other words the meet was borderline positive/neutral but she was positive. Don't want it to sound too negative too, had many punts much worse than this one.


Pros:
- Fit body
- Clean
- Good BJ, very good at DT
- Proper dirty girl
- good VFM (usual Lush pricing)
Cons:
- usual issue with Lush logistics (old towel, no cover/sheet on the mattress, direct on it)!

Would I see her again?
Probably not as far as I am concerned (When I have a disappointing experience with a girl I usually don't take chances again as I fear I will mentally not be able to shake off the initial memories)
Should you see her?
As explained above she's a good punt and definitely worth a visit. I have had many far more disappointing meet. If you haven't seen her yet, give her a go (unless you're ultra-vanilla in which case she might not be the best match)

[alibirmingham]

Nice review TFK, Seems you finally got there. She has always been a dirty PSE type of girl and does give it her all but can feel like its a bit forced. And i guess if your not fully into the punt it can seem less pleasing.

Onwards and upwards and best of luck with the next one.

On a side note i think i need to see her again before she quits. Been some time sonce i had a dirty PSE punt 

[ScouserRod]

No cover or sheet -just a bare mattress- that would put me off for a start !

Surely not too much to ask ??

[alibirmingham]

No cover or sheet -just a bare mattress- that would put me off for a start !

Surely not too much to ask ??

  Clearly not a regular at lush lol

For them broken beds, no towels, no sheets, no duvets, and even no tissue or wipes for clean up after is the norm

[Jameszack99]

Good review, mate. Cheers.  Do you know if she swallow?

[covidiot]

Read the review

[Dark Vader]

Good review, mate. Cheers.  Do you know if she swallow?

JAMESZACK99-He's been here just shy of a year..and here is just a sample of his posts

26th March 2021- Do you know if she does facials?

24th March 2021-Did you cum over her face?

24th March 2021-Do you know if she swallowes? sic

22nd March 2021-I have a couple of questions for you. You say that she's very pretty. How pretty would you rate her out of 10?

Do you know if she swallows?

How long have you been using Lush for?

Have you ever given a Lush Escort a facial before?

What would you say best punt?

21st March 2021-What size would you say her tits are?

21st March 2021-Do you know if she does facials?

14th March 2021-Did you cum on her boobs?

[Jameszack99]

Good review, mate. Cheers.  Do you know if she swallow?

Nevermind. I overlooked.

[pbrown355]

Is that the same as your reviewing? You just overlooked?

[Tender.french.kiss]

Good review, mate. Cheers.  Do you know if she swallow?

How do you know it's a good review if you haven't read it?

Joined 16 months ago (on a Valentines day, the irony), 23 questions and no real contribution, 0 reviews.
Obviously prefers to keep his fellow punters busier than the WG 

[alibirmingham]

How do you know it's a good review if you haven't read it?

Joined 16 months ago (on a Valentines day, the irony), 23 questions and no real contribution, 0 reviews.
Obviously prefers to keep his fellow punters busier than the WG 

Totally agree. Needs reminding of the forum rules and the Ban Hammer may need to be brought in if he doesn’t fix up and soon

[Jameszack99]

How do you know it's a good review if you haven't read it?

Joined 16 months ago (on a Valentines day, the irony), 23 questions and no real contribution, 0 reviews.
Obviously prefers to keep his fellow punters busier than the WG 

I would like to address some concerns there seems to be.

1). I did actually read your review. (What people want to believe is up to them). I simply overlooked something. It happens to everyone.

2). I joined this site on a whim, which so happens to be Valentines day. No big deal. I ask questions because I want answers. How else are you doing get them?

3). I will contribute/make a review whenever I feel it and not sooner than that moment. Besides it's not like my reviews are anything amazing.

[Punter S Thompson]

I would like to address some concerns there seems to be.

1). I did actually read your review. (What people want to believe is up to them). I simply overlooked something. It happens to everyone.

2). I joined this site on a whim, which so happens to be Valentines day. No big deal. I ask questions because I want answers. How else are you doing get them?

3). I will contribute/make a review whenever I feel it and not sooner than that moment. Besides it's not like my reviews are anything amazing.

Imagine if everyone used this site in the same way that you did.
It would be pretty fucking useless.
Why would anybody want to answer your questions if you make zero contributions?

[Jameszack99]

Imagine if everyone used this site in the same way that you did.
It would be pretty fucking useless.
Why would anybody want to answer your questions if you make zero contributions?

Relax. It's not that serious.

[alibirmingham]

Relax. It's not that serious.

You clearly don’t get it do you. Your a lazy leech! Simple as that. If your can’t be arsed to do reviews then why should people be arsed to answer your repetitive questions. And while we’re on the subject of questions how about you do some leg work and try find them answers instead of expecting someone else to do the work for you! Or better still do a TOFTT review of the answer can’t be found.

But sounds like your the type to let others do all the leg work and you leech off their hard work!

[Tender.french.kiss]

I ask questions because I want answers.
...
I will contribute/make a review whenever I feel it and not sooner than that moment.

Want want want. Take take take.
Not quite the ethos of the site.

If you ask so many questions whether girls take facials o, swallow ... it's because you're interested.  I see several possibilities:
- you want the answer to wank yourself on it in which case you're wasting our time and dont belong here.
-  you want the answer but do nothing with it in which case you're wasting our time and dont belong here.
- you use the answers to select which girls you want to see but then can't be arse to report about your experienceback to the community... in which case you don't belong here.

When reminded about the ethos and rules of the site you go on your high horses instead of realising what your shortcomings are. With such an attitude it leaves little hope that the leech will ever turn into a useful member of this community 

[Littlefoot]

Relax. It's not that serious.

Just some friendly advice, if I were you if you want to stop on this site I’d do a review sharpish. As in the next time you log on. You might not be around much longer if you don’t. It doesn’t have to be war and peace. As long as it covers the basics, I’m sure you’ve read enough reviews to have gotten a good idea now. I wouldn’t take the piss and do a two liner though. If you need some guidance on review writing read details here:

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[bonham]

I don't claim to be very bright the way I do and write reviews but the iQ of this leech is so bad how does he get through life. Even after punters have explained what he's doing wrong he still don’t get it

[pbrown355]

I think he got it I just think he was a dickhead who thought he was more important than the rest of us. Good riddance to him.

[alibirmingham]

I think he got it I just think he was a dickhead who thought he was more important than the rest of us. Good riddance to him.

Don’t think he’s been banned yet and I say yet as I have a feeling if he continues (and he most likely will) he will get the boot. But until then let’s hope he’s got the message and packs it in.

[Littlefoot]

Don’t think he’s been banned yet and I say yet as I have a feeling if he continues (and he most likely will) he will get the boot. But until then let’s hope he’s got the message and packs it in.

Can’t you see the banned under his name?

[Dark Vader]

Don’t think he’s been banned yet

Is that just a temporary ban from Daviemac?

[Littlefoot]

Is that just a temporary ban from Daviemac?

No it’s not.   

[alibirmingham]

Sorry, I missed the ban. Couldn’t see it when I replied. Going blind in my old age 

Well good riddens was right 

[PilotMan]

I will contribute/make a review whenever I feel it and not sooner than that moment.

 
You no longer have that option, saves us all holding our breath waiting for you to do the right thing  .

🚽

[smiler999]

Good review. I’ve never tried Lush but think I need to as a £60hh inc a messy finish sounds good. BYO sheet

[kungpo]

Does anyone know if Sasha will be returning, her profile on Lush disappeared.

[alibirmingham]

Does anyone know if Sasha will be returning, her profile on Lush disappeared.

She left ages ago. Became too unreliable. Doubt she’ll be back unless anyone has any other info

[mudsucker]

She left ages ago. Became too unreliable. Doubt she’ll be back unless anyone has any other info

I saw her not long ago (I’d say approx 5/6 weeks back) and she said she had secured a different job and was quitting escorting at the end of the summer. Was really hoping to see her again before she left as it was a nice experience but clearly too late now.

I know, I know, I haven’t got round to a review. My bad. Is there much point now she’s gone?

[alibirmingham]

I saw her not long ago (I’d say approx 5/6 weeks back) and she said she had secured a different job and was quitting escorting at the end of the summer. Was really hoping to see her again before she left as it was a nice experience but clearly too late now.

I know, I know, I haven’t got round to a review. My bad. Is there much point now she’s gone?

Always worth putting up reviews even if she’s gone as you never know, she may come back and just adds or takes away (depending on the review) to her realisability etc and on top of that also may contain info not always discussed etc