Lily / Lilly - Portfolio (Cardiff)
Cost : £150 for a 1 hour booking.
Location : Incall in Central Cardiff serviced appartment
When : June 2022
External Link/Members OnlyBooking Process :The usual hit and miss with comms. The venue ended up changing 3 times in 24 hours and finally settled on a serviced apartment in Central Cardiff. A bit of a ballache, as I like to know where I'm going and plan things, not have it keep changing.
Previous Reviews (TOFTT) :Couldn't find any reviews of her, so I decided to take the plunge. Call it another TOFTT if you like.
The Meet :Greeted on arrival, she was in her underwear. Bit of a disappointment as I like the mystery and undressing. But I wasn't holding it against her, because I realise I'm probably in the minority, so it was fine.
Looks I'd say 7/10. It's not that she's bad looking, she has a cute and girly look about her; but she's had some lip work done which spoils the look in my opinion. Breasts are amazing - looks like she's had work on them even though she hasn't - they are probably C or D cup but still very full and pert and not saggy in the slightest (website says D cup, probably accurate). Long blonde hair (she obliged when I asked her to wear it down). Website says age 23. I'd say around 26, but I didn't ask her.
Chatted a bit - she was very friendly. Got down to action and this is where it went downhill. Went to kiss her and she was physically moving her head further away from me. OK, so I kissed her neck and boobs and then had another go at kissing her - again, moving away from me and I'd catch the odd peck on the lips. She was straddled over me at this point and to break the awkwardness I struck up conversation which I thought would be done in 30 seconds but went on for ages. Honestly, it felt that if I let her, she'd just chat for the hour to avoid having sex. Tried a 3rd time for a kiss and she moved away, and at that point I couldn't contain myself any longer so just came out with it and said "don't like kissing then?"; she said she wasn't a huge fan. "Do you, then?" she asked. I said I did, yes. She then said she'd make more of an effort then (but honestly she didn't).
I felt like walking at this stage. I mean, lovely girl, but abundantly clear that she didn't fancy me in the slightest. Don't like kissing.... I call bullshit. If you even have to say to a girl "I guess you don't like it then" then it's kinda game over at that point because you've had to bring it up. Killed the entire mood from the very start because kissing is a must for me (it's the best bit). Spoiler alert : Didn't move past a grandmother style peck for the whole hour.
Bit of OWO for me, which was quite good and deep.
Then RO. Went down there and she wasn't the freshest if I'm honest. Suspect she'd just got back from her day job, which is fine, but have a shower. I always make sure I've showered within the last 30 minutes of a meet and haven't urinated post shower.
She had a piercing down there which was interesting. Went to business down there, but because of the reasons I've just mentioned, I didn't fully go to town on her. She seemed to make the right noises, but I sensed she wasn't really into it, so assumed they were fake noises. I finished - unclear if she orgasmed or not. I asked her if she did, but didn't really understand her response.
Doggy style sex next. We did it infront of the mirror, because she likes to look at herself, so I was happy to oblige. Some mild dirty talk came out of her mouth, and she fucked me as much as I fucked her - moving and thrusting her arse towards me.
We then moved into mish with her continuing the dirty talk telling me to fuck her. Honestly it helped my excitement - probably too much, so I had to stop the mish action for fear of coming (I had plans to come in her mouth instead).
I then led down on my back; she asked what I wanted to do next or where I wanted to come; I cheekily pointed at her mouth.
She then wanked me off. No OWO, just a hand job. It was obvious there would be no CIM, let alone swallow. It felt like a rub and tug massage shop ending. I climaxed and her face was nowhere near my dick.
She asked if I wanted a shower, and with 20 minutes to go the alternative was just to leave if I'm honest, so I had a leisurely shower instead.
Post encounter research :I've searched for reviews on here and couldn't find any. This isn't helped by the fact that on the website, on the front page it lists her as "Lilly" but on her bio page it lists her as "Lily". So it depends what you search for. To that end, I've titled my review "Lilly / Lily".
The other thing I stumbled upon is that she used to go by a different name, and that those reviews are on here. It was interesting to read some similarities - great tits and that she brought up having a boob job even though totally unnecessary (she had the same discussion with me), comments about the good dirty talk, willingness to talk the session away unless you take control, the fact that she fucks you back, pierced clit, etc. In short, it's definitely the same girl. Some reviewers have said about great FK, again making me think she wasn't interested in me. I even found a negative rating review (but even he got snogging!!).
Conclusion : Deliberated hard between neutral and negative. I'd prefer to leave negatives for 'no shows' or where you feel in danger. Dunno... if sex was had, can it even be a negative? She was pleasant, chatty, good looking, gave me sex, etc. BUT surely the rating should reflect the question "how did it make me feel". I think that's the crux of the question.
With all my recent Portfolio punts, I've either felt good, great or in some cases like a fucking King. I've been made to feel that they actually enjoyed hanging out with me and actually fancied me, or were grateful for the way I treated them and in most cases snogged my face off in appreciation when I made them feel good.
In this case though I just felt like a dirty man who needs to pay for sex because of being unattractive or undesirable and the whole hour just felt completely fake.
Neutral, but could have easily been negative. Honestly one of my worst ever punts, just because of the way it made me feel - and if I was a newbie it would have put me off continuing, because I'd assume that the way it felt transactional was just the norm. Felt like I'd just thrown my money away.
