Author Topic: Ellelouisa123 - Lincoln  (Read 1457 times)


7 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 6084876) (1 positive, 0 neutral, 6 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Mansfieldman

Where to start with this one… how does fucking awful sound.
I should have done my research with her before hand so partly my fault I guess..
Not many new profiles crop up in Lincoln, and I quite liked the look of her photos..
Milf type with stocking and heels …
Message was sent .. she said she was on her way to Lincoln and agreed the time I asked for.
Nearer the time the address was sent, and I immediately knew the house, as I have been before and reviewed another girl who worked from there..
It’s up near the hospital/ outer circle road.
Anyway turned up and as I walked toward the house there was a car on the drive with someone sat in it?!
Not sure who he was or whatever but I was feeling brave..
Anyway she answered the door and I was fairly happy with the way she looked.. dressed in fishnets with heels on etc.. I would say around 50 with short hair and not too bad face wise..
Straight upstairs and cash handed over. £80 for half hour …
 She said get naked and we can start a massage.
Off she went for about a minute… I didn’t want a massage as it was a shit bed and I go to the Thai place for that normally.
She was friendly but common as muck and kind of annoying.
Literally gave  me about a 2 minute massage with one hand and then said turn over “let’s get your hard”
From this point I just wasn’t feeling it and knew I was interested.. her phone kept bleeping.. some shit tv program was on and she just kept saying .. you hard yet…
These words are a sure fire way of having the opposite effect…. I tried and tried and managed to get kind of hard but by this point I was sweating as the room was an oven …
She took her bra off to reveal a pair of quite big fake boobs.. so I preceded to wank over them and shoot my load… but fuck me I took some effort!!
She had absolutely no sex appeal and no natural ability to make me feel at ease ..
She doesn’t kiss , don’t cum on her Face.. holding her hands near my cock .
After wards she was saying she is a part time hairdresser or something.. I’d stick to the day job love.
She hated the house and kept telling me this. Apparently some clients have turned down her services that day due to the fact of the location..
I was back in my car after 20mins..totally robbed and pissed off..
It just confirms to me that the best places are a nice Thai massage and a tug.
She’s from Sheffield …Piss off back there

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Damn! I was going to give her a try…

Never mind

Offline Jamesbattersea

MM dude, which Thai and a tug do you use?

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