Watched this thread develop before I added my comment.
Years ago in a different job, I had to inspect a rental property, occupied by a very stunning hairdresser /beautician type. Whilst at the property I was caught short and asked to use the loo.
Whilst taking a jimmy, I glanced over to the washing basket, and noticed a lovely little thong.... The killer for me was this was heavily skidded up

terrible moment, a fitty with shitty knickers. Ruined my thoughts of this lovely lady.
But hey, we all have accidents / incidents, but spolit my mindset of this nice lady
