hotel inspector

[donnybob]

I find this programme quite entertaining in a cringe making way

But last nights was a Thai restaurant, guesthouse and  Spa near loughborough, and in the massage room was a warning about asking for sexual services, and Alex Polizzi said the one of the rooms smelt of stale sperm

Has anyone stayed there or had a massage ?

[GingerNuts]

A link would help, this seems to be the place: External Link/Members Only

[donnybob]

A link would help, this seems to be the place: External Link/Members Only

I didnt know how to do the link from a tv programme, but that's the one, thanks

[Whiteknight]

one of the rooms smelt of stale sperm

 

[GingerNuts]

Four years ago:

External Link/Members Only

Guest House, Restaurant and Spa.

Lots of options, just need further confirmation that there are other goodies on the menu.

Have been a couple of times and had more than a massage, but the girls are willing to do more but there are no locks on the doors which put them off as the  boss could walk in at  anytime

[Corus Boy]

I find this programme quite entertaining in a cringe making way

But last nights was a Thai restaurant, guesthouse and  Spa near loughborough, and in the massage room was a warning about asking for sexual services, and Alex Polizzi said the one of the rooms smelt of stale sperm

Has anyone stayed there or had a massage ?

I'm impressed that she knew what stale sperm smelt like?

[Gordon Bennett]

Very attractive and capable woman. Great figure and magnificent breasts - I'd happily shack up with her but I suspect she'd soon start busting my balls for being an idle layabout and it'd all end in tears.

I like the idea of hearing her say "stale semen" so I must look out for the show on All4. We normally watch it, had missed the fact that it was back though.

[donnybob]

Very attractive and capable woman. Great figure and magnificent breasts - I'd happily shack up with her but I suspect she'd soon start busting my balls for being an idle layabout and it'd all end in tears.

I like the idea of hearing her say "stale semen" so I must look out for the show on All4. We normally watch it, had missed the fact that it was back though.

I would any day of the week, she would have to be on top though then just leaning back, getting the riding crop out if my performance isn't up to scratch

[standardpostage]

Just watched it on Channel 5 catch up.
Enjoyed it. Humorous and entertaining.
Programme had a happy ending 

[willie loman]

I'm impressed that she knew what stale sperm smelt like?

i suspect she didnt, does anyone? it was a line she came out with to show how street she was, she is fanciable, thats why she is on the tv, in a few years she will be on pof, trying to find someone.

[Nickp]

She's part of the Forte family, minted.

[JontyR]

She is very reminiscent of an old regular of mine. It does make me smile to think back.

[donnybob]

Just watched it on Channel 5 catch up.
Enjoyed it. Humorous and entertaining.
Programme had a happy ending 

its a programme that makes me almost yell at the tv sometimes, they put all their life savings into an industry that they have never been in and wonder why they need help.

[lamboman]

i suspect she didnt, does anyone? it was a line she came out with to show how street she was, she is fanciable, thats why she is on the tv, in a few years she will be on pof, trying to find someone.

You are clearly not familiar with her or her family.

[conrod]

its a programme that makes me almost yell at the tv sometimes, they put all their life savings into an industry that they have never been in and wonder why they need help.

I have watched the series of this programme.  It has astounded me of the imcompetence that some of people who go into this industry and haven't a clue of how to make money running a business. They have no idea of the costs involved in running one.

They often think if something costs £1 and sell it for £2, they have made a £1 profit but don't realise that the cost of selling is £1.50 and they have made a loss.

It reminds me of the old adage, a fool and his money are easily parted.

[willie loman]

You are clearly not familiar with her or her family.

i dont understand your point, i am reasonably up to speed on her family, where her grandfather lived and even what school he went to, they are scots italian. he started out in a cafe in alloa.

[fredhiggins]

Did you ever see any of her travel programmes? She flashed the flesh quite a lot on those. She is a real looker, with a great body.

[willie loman]

Did you ever see any of her travel programmes? She flashed the flesh quite a lot on those. She is a real looker, with a great body.

anyone who has worked in travel or tourism will be familiar with this type of lady, "hello my names maria, and our drivers name today is antonio", you would expect posters on a punters web site to be a bit less overwhelmed by her banal good looks.

[jlike]

I thought she batted for the other side so how does she know the smell of stale sperm.

[DastardlyDick]

I thought she batted for the other side so how does she know the smell of stale sperm.

Not that it's a guarantee, but she is married to a male (since 2007) - obviously, she could be bi, which opens up lot's of possibilities!

[king tarzan]

Alex Polizzi is quiet sexy IMHO

[Gordon Bennett]

Very attractive and capable woman. Great figure and magnificent breasts - I'd happily shack up with her but I suspect she'd soon start busting my balls for being an idle layabout and it'd all end in tears.

I like the idea of hearing her say "stale semen" so I must look out for the show on All4. We normally watch it, had missed the fact that it was back though.

I caught up with it. Slightly disappointed that Alex appears to have put on 20lbs but she's still very fragrant and desirable I feel. I thought the show was shit, I don't remember it being that dull before - I was dying for it to end the last 15 minutes.