EP-x - Disappointed in Cheltenham

[carl94]

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Comms - Exchanged a few texts, then a quick call. No problems there

Price - £150 for 1 hour

Venue - Her place in Cheltenham. The flat is in a very nice area of Cheltenham, but her flat is dirty and untidy. She also has a nosey neighbour she's having issues with so red flag there.

The SP - Blonde with a good figure and some tattoos, amazing boobs, not good looking but not ugly either. The big put off for me was the trout pout, not my thing at all. She was friendly enough but was distant and not really there.

Services I paid for/agreed - DFK, GFE, OWO, sex in various positions and 2 pops.

Services I got - LFK for about 10 seconds, OW which was crap and protected sex in a couple of positions.

Going to keep this short as it was a crap. Let into the flat, it was small, untidy and dirty. After seeing her trout pout and the state of the place I should have walked. Offered a water and I took a shower. Came out to her led on the bed, I joined her, bit of LFK, moved into OW which was crap. You'd think with lips like that she'd know how to suck, but no. Sex in a couple of positions, I was struggling to get excited so moved to the obligatory doggy to finish off. She then seem to come alive and wanted to chat about all things local. I just wanted out of there. Got myself dressed and

Pros - Boobs
Cons - Everything else


Conclusion - I won't be returning again. I wanted a GFE. I got the WE (Wife Experience).

[sensualencounter]

In all the years I’ve seen her, she’s never offered owo and has always made that clear on her profile, so I have no idea why you were expecting it.

[justalad]

In all the years I’ve seen her, she’s never offered owo and has always made that clear on her profile, so I have no idea why you were expecting it.

I’ve seen EP a few times and OW has been standard as per profile.

[Razor Boy]

Sorry you didn’t have a fab time OP … I saw her last weekend and all was good 
She couldn’t have been more obliging in giving me a great time. Always oral with and I find her technique is great tbh. I asked her to start with a lap dance as I have not experienced one before and it got the booking off to a great start 
Usual positions, great boobs and bum and finished with a facial … lovely.

[Magic500]

In all the years I’ve seen her, she’s never offered owo and has always made that clear on her profile, so I have no idea why you were expecting it.

I couldn't see anywhere in the review that the author was expecting owo.?? He mentions that he received very poor ow.
He doesn't say he was expecting owo.

Having seen her myself I somewhat agree with this review. I haven't had time to put a review up and will do soon. But my experiences were similar.

[lamboman]

I couldn't see anywhere in the review that the author was expecting owo.?? He mentions that he received very poor ow.
He doesn't say he was expecting owo.

Having seen her myself I somewhat agree with this review. I haven't had time to put a review up and will do soon. But my experiences were similar.

He says he paid for OWO so I imagine he was expecting it.

[sensualencounter]

I couldn't see anywhere in the review that the author was expecting owo.?? He mentions that he received very poor ow.
He doesn't say he was expecting owo.

Having seen her myself I somewhat agree with this review. I haven't had time to put a review up and will do soon. But my experiences were similar.

Exactly as lamboman said. OP wrote:

“Services I paid for/agreed - DFK, GFE, OWO, sex in various positions and 2 pops.”

[carl94]

Sorry all, slight error in my original post. It was OW that was expected/agreed.

It was still shit though.