External Link/Members OnlyDate: April 2022
Duration: B&G
Price: £70
Location: a hotel near some services. A reception to walk past but a tonne of people coming and going, so not a problem.
Comms: I was passing with limited time available. I had a few options and sent some texts. Eva came back to me fairly quickly, so she won. I note that her profile says calls or AW messages only, but she did reply to my text.
The girl/meet: I was horny but short on time. Lymm was a small detour and I arranged a short notice meet - probably about 45 mins from text to meet. Eva had rented a room in this hotel and she told me she usually operates from there. Once parked up she gave me the room number and I made me way there.
Upon entry to the room, I confess I was a bit disappointed. Eva is a nice girl and dead friendly, but her profile and her pictures are not representative. She’s a big girl, and too big for my liking. I would not have been able to go for FS with her, but I pressed ahead with the B&G.
Quick once-over in the bathroom and back out. She took texts and phone calls from other punters while I was there. She wasn’t rude or anything, it just gave a parlour/conveyer belt feel to the whole thing. She motioned me onto the bed and got me to whip off my trousers and sit on the edge.
Facially, I think it’s the girl in the photos. But those photos are 5-10 years old. Stated age of 30 seems right. She was heavily made up and a lot bigger than me. She released her melons and began a sort of dance and rubbed her tits in my face. I can believe she was once a stripper because she was quite mechanical in a way that suggested she has done this routine many times before and I could see her head was elsewhere.
After about a minute of this, I was glad when she dropped to her knees and began noshing. Technique was decent. Small attention to the balls and deep ish but not DT. She did an ok job, but I wasn’t turned on by her so I focussed on getting to where I needed to be and getting out. After a few minutes I nutted in her mouth, and she trotted off to the bathroom to dispose. She mouthwashed and came back for a bit of a chat. I dressed and left.
Verdict: she was too big for me and too dissimilar to her photos for me to award a positive. Nice enough, but I felt slightly conned. There are plenty of guys who like bigger girls, so why mislead on the profile? She has big floppy tits if you lie something to bury your head in. A B&G is hardly a full test of her services too, so I feel a bit bad giving a neutral, but that’s how I felt about this punt.
Would I visit again? No. £70 is on the high end for a B&G, and she was pleasant enough but the timber and the conveyor belt feeling means I’d try a TOFTT over returning. She’ll tick the boxes for someone else, but didn’t for me.
