Hello All,
I initially posted this as a reply in the mini reviews topic but it was suggested that I make a proper review and take some of the karma for it.
Original post:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139562.msg3592135#msg3592135Link to the venue in question:
External Link/Members OnlyStarting out with my first post on UKP then...
My interest was piqued by the quoted post and the recent stories of the other two ladies working here. I had a free afternoon today so I phoned up and booked myself in for the MOT. Good telephone manner I thought and immediately felt it would be an inviting place. Time agreed and I decided not to enquire if any particular lady was working.
On to the meet - I arrived on time and bounded into the foyer greeted by a smirk from a dude making the most of the weather and having a coffee outside of the restaurant next door. The foyer was deserted for 10 seconds or so until I assume the owner came through from the back, asked how long and handed over £50 for the hour, then was shown in to one of the rooms behind reception - not the one directly behind but two down. I proceeded to undress and set myself up on the table which no sooner was I on there was a knock at the door and in came my masseuse beaming with excitement to get started.
I didn't know it yet but she was Lulu as reviewed above. I'd say Hawkzville's description was pretty spot on. She was wearing a flowing/puffy black dress that showed off her curves nicely and complemented by bright red lipstick (must be the russian in her I guess!) - very attractive when naked too.
She enquired if I was feeling pain anywhere and I retorted that I was just there for a nice relaxing lunchtime massage - off to the races we go!
Her hands massage was certainly impressive, I opted for a soft one as I don't particularly enjoy being mauled about like I'm in a UFC ring (I went to another one previously that managed to aggravate an old disc sprain in my lower back!). She clearly worked this out and delivered a good back, shoulder, legs, bum and arms/palms massage with a perfect pressure including some very satisfying swirls/swipes to signal there were extras afoot. A couple of things I particularly enjoyed were that half of the shoulder and upper back massage was performed from the head of the table so she had to lean in with her boobs squeezing into the top of my head, noted the perfume at this point too and the man downstairs was already stirring. She also was wearing some shoes with heels that clacked about on the wooden floor as she moved around the table which got me thinking about the music video for Nero - Guilt, loved it.
Preparing for the turn she asked about extras and I didn't understand the question initially - it took the conversation at the end for me to tune into her english, which I'm sure will improve as time goes on since she's pretty chatty afterwards. She was speaking extremely quietly too during the offer to avoid being heard outside of the room which didn't help my taking an eternity to cotton on.
Once understood I opted for £40 body to body, she said the alternate option, HR was on for £20. By this time I'd worked out who she was and eagerly wondered if I'd need the trusty dom that faithfully follows me around in the wallet. The body to body was a solid 9/10, for me there is no better feeling than ample oily boobs gently caressing your back and cheeks during this she also did the classic blowing near my ears and licking my earlobes. Invited to turn around and much more of the same touches with the fingertips getting lighter and more playful all the while continuing with the b2b.
I'm not really a pusher of boundaries, especially on first meet so I kept my actions rather PG - I figured this wouldn't unlock the achievement Hawks did but I'm fine with that. She'd already excited me enough so it would have just been like the scene from Wolf of Wall Street if we had actually got down to it! I did do some arse grabbing and touched up her inner thighs which is a turn on for me and she seemed to enjoy it too while having a small chuckle to myself that she seemed to be wearing paper underwear - felt exactly like the paper sheet I was lying on.
Coming into the close now and the focus is turning entirely onto the little man. I was very impressed that she hadn't rushed at any point leading up to this and virtually hadn't given him any attention at all, save for the boobs brushes during the b2b. Naturally the guy was at full mast chomping at the bit to get into the action. She's now vigorously providing hand relief while laying half on top of me and licking my cheeks and ears. The HE was delivered with such gusto that I barely last 2 minutes in said beast mode, much to her delight knowing in herself she'd done a top class job.
Before dismounting she was very keen to whisper her name in my ear and tell me what days she works (Thur-Sat basically) - I thought at one point she was gonna ask me to repeat both bits of info back to her
. Even if she does this to all the guys I thought it was a nice touch and certainly works to generate repeat business!
She cleaned me up, gave a head and shoulder massage to finish, chatted a bit more about work, my relationship status and holidays. I was invited to wash my hands before getting dressed and she was in no rush for the remaining £40 owed.
On leaving the place was suddenly very busy - I think the two other rooms were occupied, as I passed one the door was slowly opening for an abrupt close once the occupants heard my approach. Owner nowhere to be seen so I let myself out after giving a nod to the guy sat waiting.
In summary, £90 well spent and lived up to all expectations of previous reviews for Acuherb. I'll be visiting Lulu next week for sure and will be certain to push those boundaries further
Not to mention seeing what other delightful ladies are on offer as the weeks pass by.
Sorry if that was a long and boring review. I'll have a few more reviews to do over the course of the summer so happy to receive feedback to improve the quality of my prose.
