2022-23 Football season

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I can just imagine the rozzers saying to whoever it is that you free to go, on bail
Let him get right to the door
Then tell him, only kidding, 2nd rape claim
Get your arse back in the cell

A 2nd is damning
Look at Mendy clocking em up
Cunts

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It's out everywhere who it is but obviously nobody is saying.

[mr.bluesky]

So Pogba is on the verge of Re joining Juventus on a free transfer.  So that's £89 million United pissed down the drain on the laziest most over rated player to grace the Premier League.

[lillythesavage]

So Pogba is on the verge of Re joining Juventus on a free transfer.  So that's £89 million United pissed down the drain on the laziest most over rated player to grace the Premier League.

Plus wages, and agent fees, seems to be more leaving than arriving, 

[king tarzan]

So Pogba is on the verge of Re joining Juventus on a free transfer.  So that's £89 million United pissed down the drain on the laziest most over rated player to grace the Premier League.

Fully agree...

Simpletto

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So Pogba is on the verge of Re joining Juventus on a free transfer.  So that's £89 million United pissed down the drain on the laziest most over rated player to grace the Premier League.

Don't forget the commercial revenue contribution that players like Pogba Ronaldo Messi etc generate for the clubs they represent. Agree Pogba was a disaster of a signing... But it's history now. Time to move on. Be very interested to see how he produces at Juve. Always difficult to return to a club played forsuccessfully previously.

[jonny6612]

Don't forget the commercial revenue contribution that players like Pogba Ronaldo Messi etc generate for the clubs they represent. Agree Pogba was a disaster of a signing... But it's history now. Time to move on. Be very interested to see how he produces at Juve. Always difficult to return to a club played forsuccessfully previously.

Be amazed if Pogba's commercial revenue draw is anything even remotely significant.  Ronaldo and Messi are on another level.

Agree it's usually hard when players return but Pogba was just lazy and disinterested most of the time.  I'm not a United fan but it really annoyed me when he used to make out as if the club were very lucky to have him, and any problems were down to the club (e.g. he blamed managers, he blamed poor quality around him, etc).

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At least it hasn't been the usual summer pogba saga, as in previous years, where he goes on about a whole load of stuff
Crticising the club, obvs, at every opportunity
Wanting to win trophies blah blah bollox
Then when he gets fuck all offers, buying clubs put off by the transfer fee & wages, he does an about turn & says he wants to stay
He gives it the beans for France however for a club he could easily be disruptive in the dressing room

[willie loman]

So Pogba is on the verge of Re joining Juventus on a free transfer.  So that's £89 million United pissed down the drain on the laziest most over rated player to grace the Premier League.

if only the owners would invest, lol, has there been a club in the history of english football that has wasted so much money, get rid of these ridiculous prima donnas, ronaldo should be shown the door too.

[Blackpool Rock]

Blatter and Platini found "Not Guilty"

So is this now deemed acceptable to make payments based on a handshake and a "Gentleman's agreement" 
All still seems shady to me and no doubt most others 

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[mr.bluesky]

Blatter and Platini found "Not Guilty"

So is this now deemed acceptable to make payments based on a handshake and a "Gentleman's agreement" 
All still seems shady to me and no doubt most others 

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Jammy bastards, they must have Kate Price's lawyer defending them. I hope that doesn't  mean they will run for office again 

[webpunter]

Dont be silly, KP's ....
Berlusconi's lawyer

PS - i saw KP in a shop a couple of years ago
We crossed eyes
Which isnt quite as random as you might think
As i was gazing at her, pricing her up (expensive)
I would, not much

Jammy bastards, they must have Kate Price's lawyer defending them. I hope that doesn't  mean they will run for office again 

[Blackpool Rock]

Dont be silly, KP's ....
Berlusconi's lawyer

PS - i saw KP in a shop a couple of years ago
We crossed eyes
Which isnt quite as random as you might think
As i was gazing at her, pricing her up (expensive)
I would, not much

Sorry to break this to you but she was probably pricing you up too in terms of how much cash you had and whether it was worth her getting her knicks off, looks like she didn't smell enough of the filthy lucre 

[webpunter]

She has got form for that
I didnt have the air of being loaded 

It was funny coz at the time she had some bloke BF in his mid 20s who was her fitness trainer (hanger on)
He looked like a rabbit caught in the headlights 

I must have had the look of pupils widening & she smiled

If she's pictured hungover she can look ropey
From maybe 10 feet in real life she is facially stunning
Mesmerising eyes, fit legs / bod & a mahoosive rack, obvs 

I must try harder, good luck bumping into her in Blackpool 

Sorry to break this to you but she was probably pricing you up too in terms of how much cash you had and whether it was worth her getting her knicks off, looks like she didn't smell enough of the filthy lucre 

[mr.bluesky]

I see Manchester United have bought out their new shirt for the coming season.  One thing that puzzles me though. Is that Christmas trees on the collar ( to indicate their season will be over by Christmas) or is it a helter-skelter ( to indicate they will be sliding down the league this season ) 🤔

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I see Ronaldo is trying to take his off already

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[Blackpool Rock]

I see Manchester United have bought out their new shirt for the coming season.  One thing that puzzles me though. Is that Christmas trees on the collar ( to indicate their season will be over by Christmas) or is it a helter-skelter ( to indicate they will be sliding down the league this season ) 🤔

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I see Ronaldo is trying to take his off already

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Perhaps it's Christmas trees to denote that this is the shirt they will be wearing up until Christmas when they bring out their 2nd kit and get Kids to spend their Christmas money 

If it's arrows then presumably there is some sort of logo on the back of the neck saying "Whose the prick wearing this shirt" 

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Caught me out


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[HighlyMotivated]

Should we get a ukpunting Fantasy League going on the app?

[Goldfinch]

Raphinha: Leeds United agree deal with Barcelona for Brazil forward

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[radioman33]

Raheen Sterling to Chelsea,I couldn’t care less tbh

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Raheen Sterling to Chelsea,I couldn’t care less tbh

So why mention it 

[radioman33]

Generally dislike Chelsea and it’s a news story

[Gordon Bennett]

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I can just imagine the rozzers saying to whoever it is that you free to go, on bail
Let him get right to the door
Then tell him, only kidding, 2nd rape claim
Get your arse back in the cell

A 2nd is damning
Look at Mendy clocking em up
Cunts

I read last week that the player's club were aware of the first allegations last Autumn but continued to field the player.

Today, it's reported he will still play.

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Given most folks assume they know who it is, I think the position will become untenable once opposition fans start screaming abuse at said player during games.

[Thephoenix]

Liverpool supporters have been exonerated by the French Senate and the blame for the chaos outside the ground in Paris has been put on the organisers , who the report says tried to blame the fans in an effort to divert attention from their failures .

[Blackpool Rock]

Liverpool supporters have been exonerated by the French Senate and the blame for the chaos outside the ground in Paris has been put on the organisers , who the report says tried to blame the fans in an effort to divert attention from their failures .

When I watched the footage of what was going on outside the ground I and i'm sure many others thought it was another potential Hillsborough unfolding.
Thankfully nobody was actually killed and at least it didn't take 30 years to get a conclusion this time

[king tarzan]

Norway male manager of the women's team should be allowed at the end of the match to deep tongue kiss each female player squeeze the boobs and slap the ass to evaluate its firmness

Perks of the job

[Thephoenix]

Norway male manager of the women's team should be allowed at the end of the match to deep tongue kiss each female player squeeze the boobs and slap the ass to evaluate its firmness

Perks of the job

Shouldn't the same apply to Gareth Southgate with his boys then?

[king tarzan]

Shouldn't the same apply to Gareth Southgate with his boys then?

No way.....
Simpletto signor 🙌🙌🙌

[Blackpool Rock]

Christian Eriksen has signed for Man Utd on a 3 year deal

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[mr.bluesky]

Christian Eriksen has signed for Man Utd on a 3 year deal

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A good signing for them. He's a classy player.

[Blackpool Rock]

A good signing for them. He's a classy player.

Yeah I agree it's a good signing and wish him well on a personal level, just hope he doesn't win anything 

I like your new avatar, she'd get my Chopper 

[king tarzan]

A good signing for them. He's a classy player.

No wonder argubly the greatest player ever wants to leave..

[mr.bluesky]

Yeah I agree it's a good signing and wish him well on a personal level, just hope he doesn't win anything 

I like your new avatar, she'd get my Chopper 

   I like to change it every now and then. I was inspired by my recent postings about my chopper bike I used to have as a kid. ( can't really see from such a small photo but she has quite perky nipples showing through her blouse)

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Seems Ronaldo is off to sporting Lisbon on loan

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Seems Ronaldo is off to sporting Lisbon on loan

So rumour has it.

[Bummer]

Fake news as Trump would say he was there for a dinner  but don’t ask me what he ate

[mr.bluesky]

So Wayne Rooney has returned to Washington to take over as manager of DC United whilst Colleen and the kids stop in this country.  He must love the massage parlours in Washington 

[radioman33]

Mike Ashley has got back with his ex wife.Just doing a Radio phone in on it.”The ex”maybe he’s bored.

[Goldfinch]

Jesse Lingard: Nottingham Forest sign former Manchester United midfielder

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[mr.bluesky]

Jesse Lingard: Nottingham Forest sign former Manchester United midfielder

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I'm surprised he didn't go back to West Ham after his successful loan spell there.

[Goldfinch]

I'm surprised he didn't go back to West Ham after his successful loan spell there.

Yes,good signing for Forest 

[radioman33]

Looking forward to watching Forest great there back in the Prem a big club like them.Maybe COV can get back.....

[daviemac]

Looking forward to watching Forest great there back in the Prem a big club like them.Maybe COV can get back.....

Not the easiest of first games, away to Newcastle with the way the atmosphere is now, Arsenal couldn't cope at the end of last season.

[mr.bluesky]

Yes,good signing for Forest 

I suppose at the end of the day Forest must have offered him the best deal  I think of the three promoted teams they will do ok and will survive their first season back in the Premier League. They have a sound manager in Steve Cooper. I predict Bournemouth,  Leeds utd, Everton, Southampton,  Fulham to be involved in the relegation battle. I think Everton's long run as a top flight club could come to an end. Brentford may struggle too ( 2nd season syndrome)

[mr.bluesky]

Looking forward to watching Forest great there back in the Prem a big club like them.Maybe COV can get back.....

I hope your right Radioman. Coventry punched above their weight last season,  I'm not sure we can do it again. We have a good manager in Mark Robbins but we need to hold onto our few decent players. A push for the play off positions will be a good season for us and I think we will comfortably finish in the top 10. Hard for teams like Coventry to compete with the clubs that have been relegated from the Premier league with their parachute payments especially as the owners of Coventry ( hedge fund company Sisu) invest very little money in the team. At least we are back playing our home games at home . Our first objective is stay up, then anything after that is a bonus.

[Bangman]

Gonna be a predictable year.
1st place.. Man city, already superb team PLUS Halland
2nd place.. Liverpool, already good team, minus Mane but plenty of attacking options
3rd Place.. Chelsea, some decent signings.. tuchel doing well
4th place..??? I say Man utd.. new manager looks promising, arsenal NO. Tottenham, not sure

[Goldfinch]

I suppose at the end of the day Forest must have offered him the best deal 

They certainly did 

Lingard signs one-year deal worth almost £200,000 a week

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[Jumping Jack Flash]

Gonna be a predictable year.
1st place.. Man city, already superb team PLUS Halland
2nd place.. Liverpool, already good team, minus Mane but plenty of attacking options
3rd Place.. Chelsea, some decent signings.. tuchel doing well
4th place..??? I say Man utd.. new manager looks promising, arsenal NO. Tottenham, not sure

I think Spurs will get 4th, I think United are too far back to even compete. Spurs have made some good signings, I think Bissouma will do well there and Richarlison is a good back up to Kane and Song.

[mr.bluesky]

I think Spurs will get 4th, I think United are too far back to even compete. Spurs have made some good signings, I think Bissouma will do well there and Richarlison is a good back up to Kane and Song.

I agree I think Man Utd will be 6th or 7th. It will take time to re build that team, still a lot of deadwood to get rid off. Newcastle with their newly found wealth will be top 7 or 8 and will be a top four team in the not to distant future challenging the likes of Man City and Liverpool. Spurs look stronger and should finish in the top four .

[Jayjay1]

They certainly did 

Lingard signs one-year deal worth almost £200,000 a week

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This is a joke £200k, hes not a bad player but not 200k worth, my question would be why 1 year, how can Forest afford that and why Forest, surely West Ham is better for him, better club, London ( he can party)