Author Topic: London Pleasure Parlour - near Baker Street - Looks like B&S site  (Read 1001 times)

Offline selastik

My first review here, trying to give back to the  community. English is not my 1st language, sorry.

External Link/Members Only

TLDR: meh massage, good teasing, mediocre HR, but rip off on price and time.

My original booking left me high and dry at the last minute and I was in need of a massage so I called the number on their website (External Link/Members Only) for a 1h massage, received a postcode by text and was told to be there 30mn later. Once nearby, texted back and got the address to a basement flat in a low activity residential area, so this was quite discreet.

I rang and a good-looking Asian girl (maybe south-east/vietnamian, but with lighter skin) opened in black lace underwear and a silk nightgown. I didn't get her name, I'd say she was somewhere in the 25-35 age range, slim, with really nice boobs (larger B or smaller C) and a nice ass by asian standards. First red flag: the 1h massage is (still now) listed at 120 on their website but she asked for 150 (+40 for FS which I didn't want) and refused to go lower. My upstairs brain was telling me to leave, so of course I paid and she lead me to a room with a mattress on the floor and the usual wall mirror. She stripped down to just her panties, revealing her firm and nicely shaped natural breasts.

The back massage was meh (light caresses) with some chit-chat, she had decent English and kept repeating the usual "nice body", "beautiful" bs. She then started massaging my ass (pretty nice) and spent quite a long time massaging my balls, all the way to my tip which felt great. Face up was a very forgettable massage, but I was allowed to touch everywhere except under her panties. She spent some time teasing, but at the time of grabbing my cock she mostly just gave a quick HJ (sprinkled with some "nice cock baby") after I refused BJ (+30) or FS (+40, didn't try to negociate prices down). I have to say she got me worked enough to finish me in just a few pumps, which was quite disappointing.

All through the duration of the massage, I could hear some banging and the upstairs neighbour vacuuming.

Looking at the clock, I was roughly at the 40mn mark on my 1h massage, and was out 5mn later after cleaning up, so I ended up effectively at 200-225 p.h. instead of 120. Won't be back.
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Did you only have a massage and a HJ or did you have sex with her.   :unknown:

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Only massage/HJ, I felt I had already paid enough without adding the extras, and didn't try to negociate. She did try to push FS/BJ a lot

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Only massage/HJ, I felt I had already paid enough without adding the extras, and didn't try to negociate. She did try to push FS/BJ a lot
No probs it just means it goes in the massage section not escort. 

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Thanks for the good first review  :drinks:

Day of week?

Height?

Anything more recognisable about her face?

Tattoos/Piercings/scars/birthmarks?