Aaliya - Portfolio (Cardiff)
Cost : £150 for a 1 hour booking.
Location : Incall at Mermaid Quay.
When : Monday.
External Link/Members OnlyTL;DR :I tend to write long reviews and not get many comments, so maybe no one reads them. Personally, as a reader, I like the detail. If you don’t, jump to the conclusion at the bottom.
Booking Process :The usual booking process via WhatsApp. When it came to the booking, I parked up 20 minutes early and then got a message to say she was running 15 minutes late. The 15 minutes late turned into 25 minutes late when I got the message to say she was ready. Then strolled over from the car, and by the time I was greeting her at the door, probably now 30 minutes behind.
Previous Reviews (TOFTT) :So it would seem this is the latest in my accidental Portfolio TOFTT series. I’d seen her blurred pictures on the site a while back and I just liked the whole look, so I’d expressed my interest, but this was the first time she’d been available in a while so decided to go for it.
The Meet :Greeted on arrival with a quick kiss on the lips. So out of all the last few reviews, that’s probably the first time I’ve been greeted with an immediate kiss on the lips. So a good sign. I then exchanged paperwork straight away.
This is where it goes downhill a bit because she said “can you take a shower please”. Thinking about it, nothing wrong with this I suppose, because it means she’s clean and likes the guys to be clean. But it was just the way it came out and I felt a bit scalded.
If I think back to all my encounters of 2022, every single one went along the lines of “do you need a shower” “no I’m fine, had one half hour ago before setting off in the car, but happy to jump in again now if you want me to” “no that’s fine”. So if it had gone alone those lines – even if she’d said at the end “yes please.. do you mind”, I would have then said “no ofcourse not, no trouble at all” and then just had a shower.
Am I being petty? Don’t know. Probably. So shower done, went back into the room, probably now at 40 past the hour when it was supposed to start on the hour. I guess I was probably even more cheesed off with the shower incident because there was no apology from her when I arrived for her being late, and I was then becoming agitated because I knew I’d be late for my dinner plans with friends afterwards. All it needed was a light hearted “so sorry I was late – here’s an extra big kiss to make up for it”, then kissed me again, and I probably would have then made a joke about it and said that the kiss more than made up for it.
Perhaps I shouldn’t rant, because there may come a time in the future when I’m late for a date, but I’d like to think I’d handle it better.
Right… I entered the bedroom and saw her properly for the first time. Oh my god she is stunning. ABSOLUTELY STUNNING. 10/10.
She was lying on the bed long black hair. Gorgeous black underwear. No glasses (which was a minor point, she has glasses on in her pic and I’d asked for her to bring them, but the message wasn’t passed on).
Had a bit of a chat, seemed a bit artificial, asking me questions. Didn’t help that I was still tense. But it got easier and more relaxing as time went on. Some kissing happened – not DFK, more a series of short (but lovely wet) kisses.
I then tried touching and kissing her all over, which she completely tensed up for – I think she was ticklish. Or maybe she was just hating it, I don't know.
The shower thing backfired a bit – it ran a bit hot, so I was sweating at this point as my body temperature returned to normal. Versus me being showered and then in an air conditioned car for half hour and just stepping into the building. Anyway, enough with the shower, I won’t mention it again
Sucked her boobs a bit. The website says B cup, A or B cup is probably accurate. No sounds from her whatsoever. I mean, fair play on one hand – I hate it when girls over dramatize their reactions – but this on the other hand was something else.
Went down on her. This is where the story gets a bit better. I was down there a looooong time, using all my best moves. Even some moves that I don’t use as often, namely tongue-in-vag, taking her lips entirely into my mouth and sucking them (they were on the larger side, so was able to do this), and using double finger. The latter happened when I knew she was really ready, and happened tentatively and respectfully, until she did this thing where she literally slid herself onto my 2 fingers to take them in. Absolutely delightful. Gyrating her pussy around my face throughout. As I say, this all went on for a long time and she was extremely noisy and responsive, both in the moaning department, and also in the talking randomly department where she couldn’t help but tell me in words how appreciative she was throughout.
When I stopped, she immediately snogged my face off (fair play given where my face had been). She told me it was the best experience of her life. Admittedly this sounds a bit braggy of me to say, but it’s nice to be appreciated, and my dick skills are crap to be fair, so I guess we all have different talents.
So this is where the story goes sour again…. I commented that I’d been down there a while and that we’d better do a time check. Asked how long we had left. She checked her phone and said about 30 seconds. Realising she was serious, I kept my composure and dug out my phone, and said she was mistaken and there was actually just under 15 minutes left, not 30 seconds.
So I felt a bit cheesed off. Not only was she suddenly a clock watcher, but a bad one at that. If anything, even if she thought she was correct, she should have said “30 seconds, but as I was late, let’s not worry and call it 10 minutes”. Also I was cheesed off because why should I be the one to suggest a time check – why didn’t she suggest it? (Or maybe they need clocks on both walls, so the girl can cascually keep an eye). And if I hadn’t suggested it, what would have happened? Presumably we would have just carried on anyway with me being down there, until such time she said that I then had to leave (without any attention being paid to me).
Anyway, she took my word for how long was actually left, and offered to get a condom. Feeling that I would be denied a BJ if I’d said yes, I asked if she could suck me off a bit first. She obliged.
But this is where I hate my stupid body. Because I enjoy going down on a girl so much, it’s as if my dick banks that as sex. I wonder – does this happen to anyone else or just me? So I can have 30 minutes of sex, or I can have 29 minutes of RO and then be ready to cum after 1 minute of oral. It doesn’t always work like this with me – depends on how much I enjoy the RO.
So you see where I’m going with this…. Had to stop her after 30 seconds of oral because I was going to come. Condom on and she rode me. She rode me verrrrrrry fast – not my preferred approach; I prefer slow. Needless to say after another 30 seconds it was game over. She then got off – very fast and caught me offguard so I wasn’t able to hold the condom when she got off (which is a habbit I’ve always stuck to). Then the rubbish scenario where she took the condom with her (yes, she’s that tight). And because of gravity and her squatting over me, it all dripped over me (and there was a lot). She got a wipe and made an attempt to clean me up, but left most of it to me.
Oh, and during the sex AND the cleanup AND me getting dressed, she kept repeating that the RO was the best experience of her life. She was clearly being genuine. So that pipped my overall mood into a positive experience.
I made a comment that next time we should book 2 hours, and her face lit up and said yes we could do it twice then. Drink offered and accepted as I got dressed (no drink offered at the start).
No time for a shower, she said I need to get a move on because the building was booked out for the next lady who’d be arriving (I actually now wanted a shower at the end of the meeting, given I was going to dinner and had loads of cum all over me). I then departed; she didn't get dressed and commented she was going to have a shower first.
As I exited the building I took a screenshot of the time, incase there was any fallout with the agency over the timings (incase she thought I had gone over). I compared this with the text from the agency to say she was ready, so was able to work out the meet would have been around 56 minutes or so. Which is fine, but I wanted the personal vindication that I was correct
I guess lateness happens, but could be a lesson for the future, maybe the girl should start a countdown app when answering the door – because timekeeping can get confusing when the meet has started late and causes subsequent bad feeling. Or I still think my idea of multiple clocks in the room.
Age on the website says 19, but given the things she said, I’m guessing more like 23.
Conclusion :A mixed bag. She is ever so gorgeous and pretty – STUNNING – 10/10. Awkward at first, but conversation then flowed and she actually ended up being lovely to talk to. She was super appreciative of my efforts so from the ego boost point of view a mega positive. Unfortunate around the timings of the play, such that I only ended up having 60 seconds of ‘me time’. I always wonder when awarding the ratings, would I see the girl again. And in this case I would (and definitely will), so a positive from me. All this might be a moot point – she only seems to be with the agency a few times per year, so who knows if timings will work out in the future.
