Massage by Chloeyy x - An Absolute Bitch! - Colnbrook

[crunchy_guy]

Link: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
Fee: £50 / 30 mins or £80 / 60 mins

She sounded so genuine on the phone and usually i'm a pretty good judge of character, I ignored the warning signs - where she has hidden her feedback on AW.  I made a booking, expecting "a fully naked body massage" where she will "use her body to erotically massage your body, slowly rubbing her naked body all over you" - as described on AW.

She took the money, and returned topless and asked me to lie face down.  Some sensual massage providers do start like this and then peel off the layers before the fun begins.  I endured an absolute crap massage on my back and legs for around 30 minutes with a lot of baby oil, zero pressure and zero sensuality.  There was no teasing or touching, just a basic soft rub with her hands.

I was dying, but I tried to be patient, hoping things would get better but they didn't.  She finally asked me to turnover and reached straight for the little fella who was limp and tried tugging him off to completion.

I looked at her and said "are you fucking serious" and she seemed bemused.  What about the naked B2B, I asked.   I only do topless at the moment, she said, expecting that to be the end of the conversation, but it wasn't from me. She wanted to steal £80 of my money to rub my back for 30 minutes, turn me over and tug me off within 5 minutes, leaving 25 minutes to shower and fuck off.  I've been around long enough not to accept this sort of BS service.  I left early with a chunk of money back and blue balls.  AVOID THIS BITCH!

[GingerNuts]

I've added Colnbrook as the meeting location as per her previous review. Shout up if that's incorrect.

Talking of her previous review, didn't you read it?

[PumpDump]

Link: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
Fee: £50 / 30 mins or £80 / 60 mins

She sounded so genuine on the phone and usually i'm a pretty good judge of character, I ignored the warning signs - where she has hidden her feedback on AW.  I made a booking, expecting "a fully naked body massage" where she will "use her body to erotically massage your body, slowly rubbing her naked body all over you" - as described on AW.

She took the money, and returned topless and asked me to lie face down.  Some sensual massage providers do start like this and then peel off the layers before the fun begins.  I endured an absolute crap massage on my back and legs for around 30 minutes with a lot of baby oil, zero pressure and zero sensuality.  There was no teasing or touching, just a basic soft rub with her hands.

I was dying, but I tried to be patient, hoping things would get better but they didn't.  She finally asked me to turnover and reached straight for the little fella who was limp and tried tugging him off to completion.

I looked at her and said "are you fucking serious" and she seemed bemused.  What about the naked B2B, I asked.   I only do topless at the moment, she said, expecting that to be the end of the conversation, but it wasn't from me. She wanted to steal £80 of my money to rub my back for 30 minutes, turn me over and tug me off within 5 minutes, leaving 25 minutes to shower and fuck off.  I've been around long enough not to accept this sort of BS service.  I left early with a chunk of money back and blue balls.  AVOID THIS BITCH!

Well done on not accepting shit service and getting some of your money back. If more of us do this then less girls will try to deliver a shit service.

[crunchy_guy]

I've added Colnbrook as the meeting location as per her previous review. Shout up if that's incorrect.

Talking of her previous review, didn't you read it?

Colnbrook is correct. I didn’t see the previous review but looking at it now its a mirror description of the shit service she gave me. I don’t accept such BS though.