Well Health has been my default TCM establishment in London since they first opened in Paddington circa 2011 but for some reason i have never found myself in their Waterloo branch. I phoned in advance and was told that Lucy, Lisa and Suki were working. My intention was to see Lisa or Suki but more of that later.
If you've never been to the Waterloo branch before the first thing to note is that it really isn't discreet location. Indeed if you were asked to describe the exact opposite of a discreet location then this would be it. The local authority have even installed a bench on the pavement directly facing the front door and a couple of people were enjoying their lunch in the sunshine whilst watching the punters come and go.
I enter the shop and all 3 ladies are behind the very small reception area. I am immediately recognised by Lucy who grabs my arm in welcome as i cross the threshold. I first saw Lucy nigh on 20 years ago and most recently at least 5 years ago. The reason i haven't seen her since is that i no longer find her physically attractive. If i didn't know the people involved i would politely asked to see another lady but when you have known someone for the best part of two decades ( albeit as a punter ) then this is a little more difficult.
I am allocated room 4 which is reasonably compact but has a wider than normal massage bed which older and more portly punters might find useful. Take a quick shower and as is sometimes the case with my visits to Well Health i go straight into the naughty stuff. All the usual services are available at 20, 40 and 60 . Do everything apart from FS as i said earlier in the report Lucy no longer draws out the same physical response that she once did.
The second half sees quite a strong physical massage from Lucy whilst we discuss life, the universe and everything. Although she no longer does it for me on a physical level Lucy is still good company. She also runs a very tight ship and in 11 years and probably 100 plus visits to Well Health i have never had any of her girls try and rip me off. The fact that ladies such as Linda, Emma and Sophia have been with her for around a decade tells its own story.
