External Link/Members OnlyAlias: Grace
Comms: Was heading into London for a meeting and decided to sort myself a stop before getting the train back. Text day before to confirm availability the following day, quick response and was all good. Messaged again on the day for a slot. Bit of back and forth for available time slot and sorted a 30min. Overall really good comms, couldn't fault.
Location: Well documented in other reviews but easy enough walk from anywhere in the Marble Arch area
Price: 130 for 30mins included all basic services
Services: OWO, Covered CG,DOGGY, “massage”
Looks: Definitely the lady in the photos, would say the body photos that look unedited with the face obscured are pretty accurate. Would say she’s alot shorter than the photos suggest. Face is okay, quite cute looking bit of acne/large pores when I saw her. Not off putting just noticeable. Lips are very small and teeth are quite crooked with some discolouring.
Punt: Buzzed in, and greeted by a behind the door moment. Initially pretty happy with what I saw. Room was very lived in but not in a bad way. I was still pretty fresh, so a quick wet wipe treatment and we started. Fondling and caressing, she wanted to get to it and undressed me. Lots of soft touching from her part and working up the mood. This was all good, onto oral which she seems to enjoy. Lots of spitting into that damn bin that again is probably too well documented (that bin is not a good look)… moved onto some oral on the bed. She lent in for some kissing before we moved on… food smells and some generally unpleasant odours (assume she had just got up/eaten). I always make sure to mouthwash as a minimum… clearly she hadn’t done much in the way of prep before I arrived. (Full big of tissue and assume other punters fun, the food smells ect)
Onto the act, she was in CG for all of a few seconds before she asked for mish (which reading the neg reviews seem to highlight exactly how it felt)… in mish she did almost a shielding technique to stop me it seemed. I didn’t realise that was what had happened initially but quickly realised after a couple of thrusts when about half of me wasn’t getting anywhere near her… I had no interest in prolonging anything, with the mixed messages… finished quickly. She offered a massage… honestly don’t bother… I think someone suggested their cat would do a better job. Based on what I experienced I’m inclined to believe them. I ended the massage fairly quickly, saying thank you and commenting on how I need to get a train after a quick shower.
Came out the shower, she almost didn’t pay any attention after I got out, head was deep in her phone.
She was sweet (but distant) throughout and when I was dressed she was quite talkative finally but my interest was well and truly gone by then.
Overall: Firstly the term YMMV is one that I find to fit punting and in the case of Grace clearly seems to be the case. It’s safe to say that some guys here really enjoy/click with Grace…and for me I didn’t get any of that.
Definitely the worst punt I’ve had to date. Didn’t feel VFM, appearance is fair but definitely underwhelming compared to some of the glowing reviews, and services were lacking especially with the “guarded” mish.
The “spittoon” and the food smells were the icing on a terrible cake. I held back on reviewing for a while, as I like to write up a review and then go away and revisit my feelings week or so later to see the “sticking memories”.
