Malta quick review April 2022

[thekman100]

Hi folks, been meaning to give you some feedback to my Malta trip a few weeks back. I'll be brief if that is okay as you'll get the jist.

Was let down by this girl as we arranged a time via text, kept me waiting sitting on the bench for 30 minutes (after 15 I started looking for alternatives). Gave up and went to go for a HJ Massage.

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After around 45 minutes she finally said she had just come back from an outcall, but why did she take a timed booking then?

The massage was taken in St Julian at Oriental Massage. Woman was middle aged, not particularly attractive, should have walked but was so horny. The oily massage was terrible, the HJ average and failed to get me off, had to do it myself all for 30+30 Euros. Topless. Waste of money.

Arranged another timed call with this girl on another day.

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Was hopeful as texts were prompt but again, let me down when the time came. I went back to the hotel and wanked to porn as wasn't gonna try another Massage parlour. She sent me texts later than night fishing for another appointment but I didn't even reply.

All in all, extremely disappointed with the escort and parlour scene. Many 'Chinese' parlours were closed, didn't get back to me promptly and most of all, can't see who is going to do the deed until you walk in. I don't expect pictures, but at least have them in reception so you can see walking past!

Lots of walking, lots of frustration. I did end up having several regular Thai massages which were excellent and bloody cheap!

Ironically I would go back to Malta, just not for the punting scene.

[southcoastpunter]

I did end up having several regular Thai massages which were excellent and bloody cheap!

thanks for your comments. where were these places? - useful to know in case others get similar problems and decide to do the same as you.

[thekman100]

thanks for your comments. where were these places? - useful to know in case others get similar problems and decide to do the same as you.

Both were near the silema and st Julian border. Walkable for me hence I gave them a go. Plus they had good reviews.

The massage parlour was in St J. I hopped on a bus.

[quatter11]

I was there a couple of years ago. Lots of Chinese massage places around Paceville and St Julians. Usually the masseuse will sit just inside the open door so you know what you're going to get in terms of looks, age etc. Just walk in off the street. Happy endings, B2B, oral both ways etc. Visited a couple and decent enough and not too pricey.