Queuing at the bar

[king tarzan]

It’s like that on public transport no one waits now it’s everyone for themselves

Eye of the 🐅

[catweazle]

I was at Chester Races a few years back ( corporate jolly). I'd betted via the Tote  and, amazingly   my accumulator came in. I was queuing at the Tote payout window,  and this thug- looking guy had arrived at the back of the line at the same moment as me.

He was jostling me, and eventually  I said "look, if it's so important  to you that you get your winnings 15 seconds ahead of  me, you go in front of me".
" yes, it fuckin is important" he grunted.
I queued up behind him, and when he got to the window,  I heard the clerk tell him  after scanning his ticket "that's £2.70, sir".

[Littlefoot]

I was at Chester Races a few years back ( corporate jolly). I'd betted via the Tote  and, amazingly   my accumulator came in. I was queuing at the Tote payout window,  and this thug- looking guy had arrived at the back of the line at the same moment as me.

He was jostling me, and eventually  I said "look, if it's so important  to you that you get your winnings 15 seconds ahead of  me, you go in front of me".
" yes, it fuckin is important" he grunted.
I queued up behind him, and when he got to the window,  I heard the clerk tell him  after scanning his ticket "that's £2.70, sir".

 

[PatrickCarnes]

I was in Wetherspoons at lunch time yesterday, the barmaid was serving some drinks and I was the only one waiting at the bar. The barmaid came over and said she had to serve some food then she'll be right with me. A couple of women then came to stand at the bar. The barmaid comes back and goes straight to them and asks them what they want. One of the ladies asked if I had been served yet and I said no, so the barmaid comes and serves me. I mean how dozy was that.

[ulstersubbie]

I was at Chester Races a few years back ( corporate jolly). I'd betted via the Tote  and, amazingly   my accumulator came in. I was queuing at the Tote payout window,  and this thug- looking guy had arrived at the back of the line at the same moment as me.

He was jostling me, and eventually  I said "look, if it's so important  to you that you get your winnings 15 seconds ahead of  me, you go in front of me".
" yes, it fuckin is important" he grunted.
I queued up behind him, and when he got to the window,  I heard the clerk tell him  after scanning his ticket "that's £2.70, sir".

Enough to buy a pint of ale in most spoons!   

[king tarzan]

Not a pub man, mainly night club life back in the day..
Had snoggies galore back in them 90's and early 2000's

Ruus cluut boombacluut maan yes yes yes yes 🥊👊🥊👊🥊

[ulstersubbie]

I was in Wetherspoons at lunch time yesterday, the barmaid was serving some drinks and I was the only one waiting at the bar. The barmaid came over and said she had to serve some food then she'll be right with me. A couple of women then came to stand at the bar. The barmaid comes back and goes straight to them and asks them what they want. One of the ladies asked if I had been served yet and I said no, so the barmaid comes and serves me. I mean how dozy was that.

Spoons staff don't give a f**k, most of them anyway in my experience. I use the chain quite often but know what to expect, cheap ale and no frills.

[spiralnotebook]

Ruus cluut boombacluut maan yes yes yes yes 🥊👊🥊👊🥊

Twee Rye spore loop. Beer beer beer yes yes yes.

[Punterperson1971]

Not a pub man, mainly night club life back in the day..
Had snoggies galore back in them 90's and early 2000's

Ruus cluut boombacluut maan yes yes yes yes 🥊👊🥊👊🥊

Was that where you invented the kiss test KT 

[king tarzan]

Was that where you invented the kiss test KT 

No..that was free snoggies..😋😋😋👅👅👅👅😋😋😋😋👅👅👅