Saw Monica last year in Hatfield, had a great time and reviews on here. She appeared in Aylesbury and I decided to venture north.
External Link/Members OnlyComms: all fine, all by text.
When: Today.
Location: flats in centre of town. Car park next door. £80 for 30 mins.
Girl: arrived early, she was available. Knocked on the door and she opened v slowly. Inside a nice looking flat I turned to discover that this ain't Monica. Looked like some sort of chunky, ugly thing in a basque. I asked where Monica was and the girl said she was Stella and didn't know who Monica was. There is a Stella on AW that would appear to be her stable mate. This ain't her either. Walked.
Straight red.
I'd driven an hour and taken a blue pill. This was a shit morning. Drove back home via St Albans and f*cked a 20 year old 'dead behind the eyes' Romanian instead as the blue pill had kicked in. No fun, shan't review, you all know the score.
Nothing positive about this other than perhaps it will save you boys some well earned cash.
Keep reviewing.
RRH.