I Wanted to celebrate the Jubilee with my own cannon shooting high into the sky so sent out a text to several East Mids Thai girls I have not seen before.
External Link/Members OnlySexy Thai Maya 80 was the first and only reply I received so she got the gig.
Text read:
Massage, B2B, HJ,
30 mins - £50
60 mins £80
FS, massage, B2B, sex, owo, kisses, 69 all included
30 mins £70
60 mins £120
So that was a good start, £70 with no additional charge for plenty of extras was definitely the best option for me and was agreed in the room before I undressed and showed her the tackle.
Address was given, it was an apartment block in the middle of Nottingham City Centre with limited on street metered parking available. I took my chance and parked on double yellows close to the building.
Was given flat number and buzzed in. Entered room and it is the girl in the pics but her face was certainly looking a lot older and less attractive with no make up. She was pleasant enough and smiling but I’d say maybe 4/10 looks wise if I was being generous.
Paperwork exchanged I made myself comfortable while she stashed the cash. There was a massive mirror at the side of the bed which was perfect for watching any action.
Maya came back and stripped off and tied her hair back. Her body was definitely more appealing than her face although there was a slight sign of a Tum and her ass wasn’t the most shapely I have seen for a Thai girl. She had some superb looking fake boobs which eclipsed everything else.
As soon as Maya saw my “un erect” private part she said “oh no too big, cannot do FS” is it ok. Unfortunately I am used to this. I do know SPs praise, flatter and admire Most OPs members as part of their service to make you feel good, but unfortunately I used to be called donkey dick by teammates during my football days which although seems to be a proud accolade it is very much a curse when trying to fuck tiny pussies, not matter how much you say I will go slow or I know it will fit. Many SPs have had babies coming out the other way ffs.
Anyway She hadn’t really aroused me on first impressions so I said ok, only £50 then. She said ok, but no oral, which I was fine with. Then she turn me over, kneeled in between my legs and started massaging my back. I say massage, it was really just rubbing. I could see her in the mirror and although she did not touch her phone she was looking at it constantly and seemed very disinterested in her performance. She then “rubbed” my butt and legs before turning me over, but no reach unders or cc swipes at this stage. She then turned me over onto my back and poured oil on the vital organ and started with the HJ. At no stage had Maya come anywhere close enough for me to touch her body or attempt to kiss her. My personal hygiene, manners and appearance was definitely not the problem to her being distant, I always shower, mouthwash prior to a meet and ensure I am always very respectful.
I had to remind her to attempt B2B which literally was just 5-6 swipes of her tits against my belly. I did try to grab her tits during this time but the angle of her arms made it difficult. In no time she started the HJ again. I asked her to at least move to the side of me hoping to be able to grab her ass, and cop a feel of her pussy. She did move but again no where near me and there was no way I could get anywhere close to the lettuce leaves between her legs. I did manage to stroke and squeeze her rock hard false tits, however this was short lived and when I got close to the nipples the arms closed and pushed my hand away. Maybe i got a poor service because I had asked for a refund but I don’t think i was being unreasonable. It was not my fault she couldn’t offer me the full works.
She did manage to finish me off by hand in the allocated time which had been a struggle as I was not that aroused due to all the barriers that had been put before me. At the end there was minimal clean up with wipes, before she went to wrap a towel round herself and put the shower on.
The best thing about this session was that at least she did return £20 to me, so I did get a poor performance but had only paid £50 for the privilege. Would I go again, definitely not but at least it is another Thai I can tick off the list. In fear of missing the ultimate experience I don’t mind trying out the odd SP that gives sub standard service who are in the local area as long as it doesn’t cost me the earth. At least it is another I can cross off and put on the done but no return pile.
