Author Topic: Norfolk legit? But worth it  (Read 3517 times)

Offline Blackvanman

After a long while out of the game due to several negative encounters I wanted to ease myself back into the game. Found this lady on facebook  a couple weeks ago and decided to try again. She is near Diss in Norfolk. Name Elain Brown. (you can search the name) Sent a text message requesting a date and time for full body massage. Replied in about an hour saying that time I wanted was available and the price was £65 for a full body massage.
Address was sent straight away for next day appointment. Arrived at location in a village called Yaxley just off the A140 in Norfolk. Quite little cul-de-sac with ample parking. Rang door bell and Elaine answered with a big smile wearing a black massage type tunic and tight trousers framing a nicely shaped medium size bum. Age late 40's nice face nice body about 5'5''tall. Can see her picture on FB.

Greeting exchanged and led to an adequate size room attached to the living room. In the room was a number of massage diplomas charts, bottles and jars of stuff. Most importantly a massage couch with face hole. The room was warm and cosy. Told to completely undress and lay face down on the couch. Once in position applied warm oil to my left lower leg and working up to my bum while really working on the inner thigh and groin area touching my balls and penis head but not overly so. Then a really good workout of the gluts. And did the same with the right leg, thigh and bum cheek. She moved on to the lower and upper back but also the butt cheeks again sometimes going deep touching  the butt hole. By now I'm thinking she must offer more when I turn over. Once asked to turn over 45 mins into the session. While lying on my back she started on my right lower leg moving up to the knee and thigh area really working the upper inner area brushing my balls and right into the groin. By this time the old man was as rigid as a flagpole and she carried on as normal. Did the same with the left leg, flagpole still in position. Massaged shoulders chest and abdomen going right down to the penis area. She said all finished now, how was it? Replied fantastic but one area not done and pointed to the still rigid flagpole. She replied sorry I don't do that. Tried to bribe her with £50 and some light  begging, the answer was still no sorry. She wiped off excess oil with a towel and I got dressed with her still in the room chatting away. All in all well satisfied with the service that lasted 90 minutes .Hopefully after a few visits I might get the ending I'm hoping for. Fingers crossed :angelgirl:


Online Celtic 69

Good review blackvanman for those of us who enjoy the wsws scenario. I take it from your review that you weren't covered with a towel throughout the whole massage?

Offline Blackvanman

Completely naked and she prefers it that way says its easier to work the body zones that way

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Offline jintheuk1

She used to HE back in the day, but think she stopped some years ago, my first visit to her was maybe 15 plus years ago, before she moved to Yaxley

Offline MajorPayne

£65 for a legitimate hours massage is just too expensive (imho)

Offline Bill

£65 for a legitimate hours massage is just too expensive (imho)

Sounded like 1.5 hours

Offline Blackvanman

I have booked another appointment with  Elaine for Tuesday. Hoping for a little bit more this time but will be happy with another great teasing massage. I'll let you know what happens.

Offline Edwin D

Just a bit of added info, I tried to book Elaine for the coming weekend as I have another trip south, she asked for a £35 non-refundable deposit. In the end couldn’t make the times she offered so didn’t end up needing to send it over.

Online oli7474

Just a bit of added info, I tried to book Elaine for the coming weekend as I have another trip south, she asked for a £35 non-refundable deposit. In the end couldn’t make the times she offered so didn’t end up needing to send it over.

A deposit on a massage is a weird one, maybe she gets a lot of time wasters

Offline Blackvanman

Very odd. When I booked with her for the first time she didn't ask for a deposit and even sent her address over straight away.  Maybe she has had some time wasters or maybe Edwin you didn't come across as being sincere. Either way I think you should try again. Could be worth it  :thumbsup:

Offline Edwin D

Perhaps not. It turned out the days I’d said I was nearby, she wasn’t working anyway so wasn’t going to come to fruition. Did mention time wasters on her message, which was rather more detailed and lengthy than you normally get in this game.

Online oli7474

Perhaps not. It turned out the days I’d said I was nearby, she wasn’t working anyway so wasn’t going to come to fruition. Did mention time wasters on her message, which was rather more detailed and lengthy than you normally get in this game.

Wouldn't say its worth it tbh. A deposit for a legit massage is annoying, knowing you may only get a few teases. I know the AMPs aren't always amazing but you're guaranteed to get a HE there with maybe more on offer depending on the girl and if you're nice to them. Plus you can just show up or with short notice and cancel without any drama. She seems to not be worth the trouble as it may take you 3-4 visits for HE which you could get at least 2 B2B massages or one Four hands

Offline jintheuk1

I am not sure she will ever do HE again, as I said I used to go and see her 15 or so years ago had HE a few times and then she stopped doing it, good luck to those willing to try

Online oli7474

I am not sure she will ever do HE again, as I said I used to go and see her 15 or so years ago had HE a few times and then she stopped doing it, good luck to those willing to try

Agreed i remember you saying this. Just seems a waste of time IMO, theres SPs you can get 30 mins with for 60 with a massage included, or just spend an extra 20 on a nice B2B massage at St Benedicts where they pamper the hell out of you. Lots of better options for OP

Offline Blackvanman

Yes Yes you're all correct. You can get a massage and be assured of a happy ending. But for me in this instance it's the thrill of the chase. Will she, won't she. I find that exciting. Maybe it's just me. Thanks for the above comments guys

Offline jintheuk1

I get where you are coming from, I also enjoy the thrill, hope it works out for you, maybe she just didnt fancy me

Offline Blackvanman

Saw Elaine for my second visit earlier this week. Every thing was pretty much the same as the first visit but she was a bit more chatty this time which was  OK but I prefer quite. Anyway this session was just as the first  except this time while massaging  my left upper thigh and groin area she brushed the tip of my penis a little to much and I blew my load. This was not her intent but all my fault as I had fantasised about this massage for the last few days. She looked slightly surprised and said it happens sometimes. Gave me some tissue to clean myself up and she continued with the massage but no more chat. When she finished I apologised she said forget about it. So feeling embarrassed I paid up and left a £5 tip. I asked if I would be allowed to book again she replied yes of course just phone or text to book. I left but not sure if I will return because the same could happen again. However she gives a great straight massage.

Online oli7474

Saw Elaine for my second visit earlier this week. Every thing was pretty much the same as the first visit but she was a bit more chatty this time which was  OK but I prefer quite. Anyway this session was just as the first  except this time while massaging  my left upper thigh and groin area she brushed the tip of my penis a little to much and I blew my load. This was not her intent but all my fault as I had fantasised about this massage for the last few days. She looked slightly surprised and said it happens sometimes. Gave me some tissue to clean myself up and she continued with the massage but no more chat. When she finished I apologised she said forget about it. So feeling embarrassed I paid up and left a £5 tip. I asked if I would be allowed to book again she replied yes of course just phone or text to book. I left but not sure if I will return because the same could happen again. However she gives a great straight massage.

I'd leave it unless you really enjoy the massage. Seems as if she is fully legit and she just accidentally brushed your cock.

Offline Blackvanman

I totally agree mate. Will venture into more promising areas.  I have info on a place near Ipswich with independent British ladies. What I hear is very promising. Will post when I know for sure.

Offline Bill

She looked slightly surprised and said it happens sometimes.

Sounds like she hasn't got her service offering worked out. £65 is OTT for a straight massage and a genuine straight masseuse would not accidentally touch your cock, especially if already aroused. Don't understand why she would've looked surprised

Offline jintheuk1

Sounds like she hasn't got her service offering worked out. £65 is OTT for a straight massage and a genuine straight masseuse would not accidentally touch your cock, especially if already aroused. Don't understand why she would've looked surprised

£65 is not OTT for a 90 minute massage

Offline Bill

£65 is not OTT for a 90 minute massage

My apologies, was thinking it was an hour. 

I think the other point stands though - if you brush someone's cock in a massage, how surprised are you going to be at the result?

Offline fredhiggins

My apologies, was thinking it was an hour. 

I think the other point stands though - if you brush someone's cock in a massage, how surprised are you going to be at the result?

I think it keeps you interested and returning.

Offline Blackvanman

I think you're right about that.  I'm going to see her one more time and see if I can persuade her to touch it on purpose as this will be my third visit. If nothing more happens I'll look elsewhere.

Offline Hemeldriver

Im all in for a massage adventure! Haha i eagerly await your report

Offline Blackvanman

Booked in for next week to see Elaine. Just wondering if anyone has had the privilege recently and able to say if my hopes are unlikely to happen. Either way I know I'll get a great massage.

Offline jintheuk1

Booked in for next week to see Elaine. Just wondering if anyone has had the privilege recently and able to say if my hopes are unlikely to happen. Either way I know I'll get a great massage.

has it happened yet, look fwd to reading the continuing saga of will she wont she   :)
« Last Edit: July 20, 2022, 06:34:21 am by jintheuk1 »

Offline pkay99

Whats this place near ipswich you got ?

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Offline Blackvanman

Hi guys sorry for the delay. Booked with Elaine back in July but had to cancel. When I tried to book earlier this month she told me the price had gone up to£70, decided not to go ahead with it as I didn't know if HR would be at the end.
« Last Edit: August 12, 2022, 12:52:50 pm by Blackvanman »

Offline Blackvanman

Sorry just realized I should have posted a separate review

Online oli7474

Hi guys sorry for the delay. Booked with Elaine back in July but had to cancel. When I tried to book earlier this month she told me the price had gone up to£70, decided not to go ahead with it as I didn't know if HR would be at the end.

Yeah i think that's for the best. For that price you could get a 30 minute meet with an SP or HE at a shop. Shame your adventure had to come to an end.

Offline jintheuk1

Hi guys sorry for the delay. Booked with Elaine back in July but had to cancel. When I tried to book earlier this month she told me the price had gone up to£70, decided not to go ahead with it as I didn't know if HR would be at the end.

Still a good price for a 90 minute massage, wouldnt she do 60 minutes ?

You prob made the right decision tho ,but, you will always wonder 😂

Offline ruggedscot

ok....

undraped...

no issue with arousal

and occassional accidental nudges...

she knows what she is doing, and enough of a tease to get repeat business....

Online oli7474

ok....

undraped...

no issue with arousal

and occassional accidental nudges...

she knows what she is doing, and enough of a tease to get repeat business....

Someone mentioned before she used to offer HE a long time ago but has since stopped. She likely doesn't mind people getting hard cause she's not fully legit, but it would be silly to waste £70 on the chance of HE