This was one of those times when you know its going to be a disaster and you still go ahead with it.
Had a very small window of opportunity and could only get a quick response from this provider, so had to go with it despite knowing the photos and description were bollox.
Good comms directed to run down terraced house in Laindon. Had a word with myself as walked up to the shit hole....if this girl is old, fat or ugly you are walking!
Knocked on door and Nana opened quickly and hid behind door. Walked in and first thing I saw was large cleavage bursting out of the size 6 outfit, unfortunately Nana as more like a size 12-14. However tits looked good, age probably 40ish and looks average, she was just about decent enough to not walk, although on reflection I bottled it.
Up to grotty room, although bed and towel coverings were clean. As I undressed Nana started the sexy man bullshit so knew I was in for a crap service. Laid on bed face down for a massage. Nana stripped off and released the big tits, they still looked good if a bit saggy. Massage was worst ever, about 1 min of pressing my shoulders, 20 secs of elbow into lower back and 1 min of softly touching my ass. No skills and no sensualality. Turnover after 2-3 mins. Straight into ow, so shes trying to get condom on a soft cock, she managed to get it half on and get me to a semi, she telling me to touch her boobs and fanny, but really wasnt doing it for me. Couple of mins of ow where she tried hard but was not enjoyable, then said sex now yes?, so managed to get my semi to enter her in missionary and pump away for a few mins whilst imagining I was anywhere but there. Popped in the bag, cleaned up and left as quick as possible
All in about 15mins, £70 wasted.
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