Author Topic: Laila - Seen much better - Lush Escorts - Birmingham  (Read 1479 times)

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Lush has been dead these past few weeks/months with no new talent that interested me so when I saw this review (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=345031.0) I decided why not.

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Price agreed and Time: 30 Mins £60

Services requested and delivered : OWO, RO, 69, Ball play,
Services declined: Toys on her

Comms:

Meet arranged via the VIPole app as are most of my lush meets.

Location:

Digbeth location but none of the ones I'd been to before recently anyway. I initially didn't read the location right as when I saw Bradford street I thought I knew where I was going. Luckily I messaged when I got there a bit early and that's when it clicked so had time to find the right location. Its actually I building they have used before back when Channel was working but this time a different entrance point.

What isn't great or discreet is the fact you have to wait on the corner while the WG comes down and out on the road to collect you and she was not discreet about it. She dressed in a long tee shift and that's it! No leggings etc. and basic slippers.

Room:

Small, Well lit, and decent. It's a newer more modern apartment. Bed was creaky but nowhere near as bad as some of the others I've been on. The room was also very warm. Had the heating on even though it was a warm day

Appearance:

Defo not one I liked tbh. I found her to be a typical Rom look. slightly darker skin, rounded cheeks, and no makeup or effort on her part. If I saw her on the street I wouldn't think twice or look back.

She was short with big natural tits that sway when being shagged but a slight belly, and love handles. Juicy bum is probably the best way I can describe her arse. She was clean shaved but not smooth if that makes sense. A lot of dark spots and shaving rashes/red spots around the sides. Not anything to be worried about but not visually pleasing. 

The details:

Once in the room I confirmed services, paid, and striped. Asked her to do the same. She had granny pants on and really made me thing WTF. At least try to make an effort.

Anyway onto OWO and very teethe for me. At moments very uncomfortable. Asked for balls and delivered with light licks and sucking. She at one point tried to suck my testical out the sack and had to tell her to be more gentle. Went for some RO and no real response so that didn't last. All the while she's trying to rush and asking sex? Sex? eventually I give in and sex it is as nothing else is doing anything for me. Start CH and she bounces well but as I don't find he attractive and its very warm I switch to mish. This was probably the best part. I bang hard and see those tits shake and wobble like crazy and she does the pussy gripping kegel exercise thing and its working wonders. But she now starts to call time. I check my watch and I make it we still have 10 mins, She claims 5 max. Going by her time she started counting when she come down to the front of the building to collect me.

So to end the punt I flip her over to prone bone and unload. After getting off her she literally just sits there on the bed. I had to go and find myself some wipes and clean myself up. Once I started getting dressed she did the same and very little to no talking. If she speaks good English then I didn't hear it.

I leave bang on 30 mins after my booking time (but not 30 mins in the room) so I've paid for her to collect me from outside, text lush, and stash money etc. So I reckon I lost between 7-10 mins in total fucking time.

Summary:

I found her to be a typical Rom you would find on VS or AW. Very little to entertain you but more interested in making you Cum, and then go. Very little skill except the kegal thing and that's to make you cum faster. Had no interest in making my time enjoyable I felt.

Would I Visit again??

This one is a easy no. There was nothing there to even make me think twice. 

Offline chadpitt

Damn 2 neg reviews in quick succession for the same WG.

Not surprised given the agency she works at and the fact she's most likely a gyspy Rom.


Offline escortman

Thanks Ali

Onwards and upwards mate.

I have not used Lush for months cannot find the right lady to visit.

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Beginning to think I just got her on a good day.
Either that or she was off her tits.
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Thanks Ali

Onwards and upwards mate.

I have not used Lush for months cannot find the right lady to visit.

You need to go see Vanessa mate. I made the mistake of only booking her for 30mins should had booked her for an hour. Only thing is she's highly wanted so you have to get on the phones early.
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Beginning to think I just got her on a good day.
Either that or she was off her tits.

Roms don't have good days 😂 its all good mate everyone has there own opinion on what a good punt should be. At the end if you are satisfied with it thats all that matters.
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Online Jimmy The Gent

Roms don't have good days 😂 its all good mate everyone has there own opinion on what a good punt should be. At the end if you are satisfied with it thats all that matters.

Some Romanians that I've had a great time with, all with plenty of positive reviews on here:

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Some Romanians that I've had a great time with, all with plenty of positive reviews on here:

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No offense mate but going through your reviews you don't have a single negative. This makes me sceptical on your opinion of a good punt lol especially when you are telling me to go see a rom.
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This makes me sceptical on your opinion of a good punt lol especially when you are telling me to go see a rom.

Some Romanians that I've had a great time with

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But where are your reviews for these girls?

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No offense mate but going through your reviews you don't have a single negative. This makes me sceptical on your opinion of a good punt lol especially when you are telling me to go see a rom.

I'm not telling you to do shit, book who you like. I guess I just choose wisely.

Online Jimmy The Gent

But where are your reviews for these girls?

I've only been a member here for a couple of months, saw them all 2-5 years ago so i can't review, in the MK parlours before they went indie and the prices went up.