Author Topic: Laila - Lush Escorts - Birmingham  (Read 2269 times)

Offline haz_2

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Layla - Lush
Duration 1hr - £100 switched to 30mins £60

The guy who told me that "romanian" working girls are stereotyped owes me money because he put it in my head that there are good working romanian girls. I should have stuck with my gut instincts. Laila from lush was not reviewed and i thought I'll toftt.

The meet: The girl opened the door in civvie clothes and not dolled up. Should have walked but i wasn't thinking with my thinker instead with my dinker 😅. I asked her about her likes list she said she does everything on her likes list. Gave her money. Then she said she cant preform without coke. I kept telling her no she wouldn't listen & she had the ordain to evan ask if she can use my card to cut it up. Why the fuck didn't i run  :dash: . She said "baby i will give you the best fuck of your life let me have some coke" i said fuck it go for it. After sniffing it up she came to the bed tried kissing her pecks only. Told her give me a bj so fucking toothy man. I was getting pissed off so told her get on top. Her riding was very slow I thought to myself lets cum & get out of here switched to doggie and hammerd away. After i finished i got dressed and said im switching it to 30mins and for her to give me back £40. She argued for a bit but she knew i was not going to leave without that money. She decided to give at the end after backwards & forwards saying no texting lush blah blahh blahh.

Verdict: There were other things that happened but wanted to get straight in. Basically save your money thats all I'm saying. I think thats me done punting for a while spent too much money last month. I am staying well clear of romanians they have a shit attitude & shit service. Never again in my punting career will it be with a romanian.


Appearance - [3/10]
Personality - romanian [1/10]
Service - romanian [2/10]

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Offline Punter S Thompson

She has been reviewed, by me. And I had a great time with her.
It was also probably me that said Romanians are stereotyped. Something that I stand by as I've had some really good punts with some.
As for me owing you money....
good luck with that.
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Shame H she does look fit ..

Use your card   :lol:  :lol: classic .

What else happened in the meet

Onwards and Upwards H

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I’ve also seen her and review is half typed up. I’ll try finish it today as I rarely have time now.

I felt the same way regarding her looks, didn’t find her attractive and bj again was very toothy. Other issues I’ll raise in my review too but not one I’d see again.

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Think I'm gonna stop recommending girls.
I've recently seen some less than stella reviews of girls that I've recommended/reviewed and hate the thought of people wasting their money because of something I've said.
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Offline Dark Vader

I’ve also seen her and review is half typed up.
Ali does this site allow you to save drafts? Would be good for me as I only really get time to post a full review on a Sunday.

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Think I'm gonna stop recommending girls.
I've recently seen some less than stella reviews of girls that I've recommended/reviewed and hate the thought of people wasting their money because of something I've said.
Don't worry about it. No two punters are the same and every one will have a different or similar experience. Keep giving us your experience. Now if you were to give us a guarantee that would be something different  :D

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Ali does this site allow you to save drafts? Would be good for me as I only really get time to post a full review on a Sunday.

Nope, sadly not

As I tend to use a standard template when I do a review I have it saved on MS word on my computer. I then change all the info and check it before I copy and paste it into a review.


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Think I'm gonna stop recommending girls.
I've recently seen some less than stella reviews of girls that I've recommended/reviewed and hate the thought of people wasting their money because of something I've said.

Not at all. What’s good for you may not be good for others. An experienced punter knows that and what you add to the site is valuable contributions.


The recent Lush new arrivals haven’t really stacked up to be any good in general so don’t worry about it and keep them reviews coming.

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Not at all. What’s good for you may not be good for others. An experienced punter knows that and what you add to the site is valuable contributions.


The recent Lush new arrivals haven’t really stacked up to be any good in general so don’t worry about it and keep them reviews coming.
Thanks mate.
I've just got back from seeing a Thai and it was great. I'm halfway through reviewing. She did a few things that I haven't seen mentioned in other reviews and reading about Laila now makes me wonder whether to omit them for fear of sounding like I'm lying or waxing lyrical.
I will continue to be honest in my reviews though, sod it!
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Think I'm gonna stop recommending girls.
I've recently seen some less than stella reviews of girls that I've recommended/reviewed and hate the thought of people wasting their money because of something I've said.

Apologies mate didn't mean to sound so harsh to you in the review. Did type a "lol" but must have accidentally taken it out. 😅 but from now on i know if you ever review a girl who is neutral they must be really really shit for me!! Aha
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Apologies mate didn't mean to sound so harsh to you in the review. Did type a "lol" but must have accidentally taken it out. 😅
Non taken mate.
To be honest, when I saw her my expectations were very low so that may have helped. Also saw her quite late so by then she'd probably shoveled half a metric ton of coke up each nostril.
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Verdict: There were other things that happened but wanted to get straight in. Basically save your money thats all I'm saying. I think thats me done punting for a while spent too much money last month. I am staying well clear of romanians they have a shit attitude & shit service. Never again in my punting career will it be with a romanian.


Appearance - [3/10]
Personality - romanian [1/10]
Service - romanian [2/10]

Not a fan or Romanians eh. If they're gypsy Roms then they will be bad. Judging by the description of this one, I'm guessing she was a gypsy Rom.

If you find a non-gypsy Rom, perhaps they would change your mind.

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Shame H she does look fit ..

Use your card   :lol:  :lol: classic .

What else happened in the meet

Onwards and Upwards H

She arrived 30mins late. There was another girl in the flat could had possibly been her dealer which she left after 5mins. She tried to time waste said it was cold went to look for a heater which she didn't evan turn on when she got it lol after she snorted her coke she said lets see how much time we got left  :lol: I told her the time don't start until you start sucking my cock btw she looks nothing like her pics. When i asked i want to shorten the time she said no so I argued with her for 15mins. I was not taking no for an answer.She is just a typical romanian. I wish eve comes back that girl was just so submissive! Looking back on the review i made a waterd down version because i made a full draft and then internet connection went as soon as i submitted it and i lost the whole damn thing. So i made another quick review of her. That girl was a nymphomaniac!!
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Not a fan or Romanians eh. If they're gypsy Roms then they will be bad. Judging by the description of this one, I'm guessing she was a gypsy Rom.

If you find a non-gypsy Rom, perhaps they would change your mind.

Not worth the gamble no more. Every rom I've seen has been terrible probably the 6th rom ive seen. On my 2nd ever punt i thought i was going to get stabbed which put me off punting for a while & stuck to thai's after. I got bored of thai's and felt like venturing out this year.
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Offline Drcoco

Sounds like another one that's a load of shit at least you got some money back

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You would think that the coke would have actually made her a bit more passionate, but I guess not. Shambles. Thx for the review
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Thanks mate.
I've just got back from seeing a Thai and it was great. I'm halfway through reviewing. She did a few things that I haven't seen mentioned in other reviews and reading about Laila now makes me wonder whether to omit them for fear of sounding like I'm lying or waxing lyrical.
I will continue to be honest in my reviews though, sod it!

Nah, post it. All info helps. Especially on Thais

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Nah, post it. All info helps. Especially on Thais
Just about to.....
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