Lucky - Lush Escorts - Birmingham

[Drcoco]

External Link/Members Only
30mins £60
Coms - Call to book address given call again when there no issues.
The good
Appearance photos are her but I’d say she looks better in person, facially very attractive for me, tall, great body, nice tits, soft skin, made up / effort in appearance and smelled great. 
Service - shit!
More don’ts then do’s website is a complete lie says she's full service and not a party girl what I got was the opposite.
I say to her that the website lists your likes and she says no don’t like them doesn't do it and blames the agency.
After hearing her tell me wants not on offer usually I walk, she must have sensed this as the next thing she tells me is don’t worry I will have a good time.
Thinking now I should have walked instead I exchange thinking I will respect her boundaries maybe I can get a good ride out of it plus as mentioned I found her hot.
The awkward start doesn't get better as she fidgets trying to get the heater to work and then on her phone finally she asks me to join her on the bed and offers one of her tits which are nice but as she does she also sparks up a cig and starts smoking.
It’s a new one for me, smoke doesn't bother me but I'm not getting turned on.
She then starts owo.
Nothing special, does enough to get me semi then stops, gets up and leaves the room 
Comes back with a big bottle of some drink, takes a massive swig and gets back on it.
Whatever she just drank has done the trick as her bj improved but more don’ts touch her hair, her face or legs don’t push my cock into her mouth all I can do is lie still with my hands behind my head.
I asked for a condom as I had enough and just wanna pop and go and was told mish only started with her restricting depth with her legs eventually she loosened up and I’m able to have a decent go on her, I get her on top and blow my load in the bag.
No wipes, tissue or talking once finished.
So rushed owo and protected sex in 2 positions is not anywhere near full service I was expecting 2nd time I’ve booked a lush girl on her likes list of vip site and is not what's on offer had a vent at the agency after - while I respect girls don’t want to do some services don’t advertise them as they do and I can choose a girl that fits what I’m looking for.
Overall disappointing looks amazing but the service is not.

 




   

[Punter S Thompson]

What a shit show! Off the HL she goes.
What did they say when you had a moan at them?

[escortman]

DC sorry to read some serious wasted money.
Onwards and upwards 

[Tender.french.kiss]

Sorry you had a bad time. Thx for the review and warning about her incorrect like list

[jayjuk]

Yep, off the HL. Looks like Lush are going downhill rapidly...

[Jasonk71]

She needs to change her name to Unlucky

[pbrown355]

Briefly on the HL now not on HL.
Thanks for the review, saves me and others some hard earned.

[Drcoco]

What did they say when you had a moan at them?

Not much just they said sorry and was about it - still don't get what the point of listing the services on their ws is if they aren't anywhere near arcuate

[Jimmy The Gent]

'I say to her that the website lists your likes and she says no don’t like them doesn't do it and blames the agency.'

That excuse might work if the DFK isn't quite as D as you were expecting, but they're not just going to stick anal on there without asking the girl first.

[alibirmingham]

From what I understand of the agency there are some thing “expected” from the wgs that they have to provide owo being one of them. The remainder is discussed with the girls and they are encouraged to do more then they would like as it would increase their customer base and footfall and earn them more money. In reality many will just say yes and when the time comes with a punter say no and make up an excuse.

But back to this Lucky/unlucky lady she seems to have taken the dislike list to a whole other level. Had a couple of restrictive punts like this in the past and left me fuming after. Lush won’t be much help either as they just care about money.