Author Topic: Dallas - Milton Keynes Escorts  (Read 1889 times)

Offline jesse4585

TLDR
Great young, slim but womanly body, affectionate & tactile, but only tentatively recommending as no OWO , signs of inexperience, only basic English & quiet in all senses.

I'm including some extra newbie friendly details to make up for no reviews for 2 years.
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Booking
Booked by voice to call to friendly & efficient maid, using number on the MKE website. Got the time of my choosing despite short notice.

The venue
Easy to find house with 4 bedrooms. 20 mins walk from Bletchley station, 4 mins from Fenny Stafford, or you have plentiful free parking next to the establishment.  Run by the same bloke as Annabelle's &  HoD in London, an x-Copper who's been on TV, so I'm confident it's unlikely any of the girls are trafficked.   It's generally all clean & tidy, sort of good B&B standard. It used to be that 3 of the rooms were decent & spacious but the 4th was too small & lacked privacy as next to kitchen.  I'm not sure that's true any more as the place has been refurbished since I used to visit back in 2019. I got the top room on second floor, which I'd guess is still the best.

The girl
5'3" , size 8 leaning size 10. Slim but womanly. Nice ass but not quite a pawg. Fantastic tits bigger than in any of the pics and they're quite perky. Soft flawless skin unless you count a few small tattoo.   Face is very pretty but not quite stunning - though you might think it is if you like the gypsy look with a touch of Mediterranean. May well be 21 as stated on profile.  It says she's Romanian  & I guess at least part Roma. Her English is basic, but generally she has a great attitude. Takes direction well, but she'll become active if you're passive.  Not talkative at all, but smiley and physically affectionate.
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I tried to post some of the most representative pics from the MKE site and twitter - External Link/Members Only  The one from behind is best for her hair. The MKE pic is best for her tits, but they are actually slightly bigger.  :yahoo:

The punt
Punt happened earlier this month. She was waiting for me in the room, I was pleased to see looked at least as good as her pics. Said hello & paid £130 for an hour.

I asked for a quick massage first - her touch was better than average for a WG but no where near pro standards. Then asked her to undress, she seemed to like me complementing her amazing tits. I gave her a massage for 10 mins which she seemed to enjoy. I lay down beside her for a quick rest and I said she had a pretty name, she said thank you. I then said Dallas is the name of maybe the original working girl with a heart of gold from the stagecoach movie, but was met with a blank look. I then said it's a John Wayne movie and asked if she'd heard of John Wayne, she said 'I don't understand baby.'  She then climbed on top of me and started kissing me which felt really good, sort of FK but more lips than tongue. After a bit she started dragging her tits down my chest and kissing all the way down, which felt great. I thought I was in luck and was going to give me OWO but she'd stop just at my dick then go back to kissing & repeated a few times before fetching a condom.   I was about to stop her giving me OW as I recall never enjoying it when I had it back in the 90s, but then I remembered this is probably a TOFTT review, so I thought why not.  And she was really good at it, took me about 5 inches in her mouth, I'd say better technique than Gabriela. If she ever puts OWO on her profile I'd strongly recommend her!

After the OW I had get off the bed and bent over in front of the mirror for a spanking. I said it was for teasing me re possible OWO. She probably didn't understand per her English, but she took the spanking well, though I only gave her  6 soft to medium slaps. I told her to kneel on the bed and took her in doggy. This was the bad part of the punt - she was totally silent, no moans at all.  When I saw her face, it was expressionless. No sign of boredom, but also no sign of pleasure (or pain).  Bit of a blow to the ego, I guess now I'm well into middle age I've reduced to only average or even slightly below average size.   Normally I might suspect an anti punter attitude, but for the rest of the punt she was really keen to please - hardly talking, but physically affectionate in a way I liked, and always smiling and looking into my eyes.  I tried mish and this was much better, although sitll no moans, no signs of pleasure, couldn't even feel any contractions. But she'd caress me and occasionally kiss my chest. I could have came but there was still 35 mins left and I'm not the round 2 sort.  So I pulled out and after a bit had her on her knees to give me some more of her surprisingly good  OW.  Had her kneel for doggy again and this time after the first 2 mins she started pushing back quite hard. But we didn't get in sync so I pushed her down into prone.  She remained unresponsive & silent,  I had to imagine I was fucking Gabriela to come, even though I'd not had a tommy tank for 4 days.  Afterwards she was affectionate again, giving me a couple of kisses as she cleaned me up.  I gave her a £20 tip after getting dressed as I'd really enjoyed the punt. She didn't put any clothes on as she led me downstairs, and gave me a final kiss as I left the building.


« Last Edit: May 29, 2022, 06:23:54 pm by jesse4585 »

Offline Marvelous

Thanks  :thumbsup:  I had noticed her but in the pics it looks like she trying to cover/ hide some baby fat.  it doesn't all look as firm as what i normally like in some off her twitter pics at diff angles.

Plus her likes list is non existant  held me back
But il stick her in as a possibility on a rainy day :hi:
« Last Edit: May 29, 2022, 11:17:52 pm by Marvelous »

Offline Bornslippy

you asked a 20 year old Romanian prostitute if she had heard of John Wayne and paint your wagon (or whatever).... :lol:
sometimes this site never ceases to amaze me
« Last Edit: May 31, 2022, 08:48:18 am by Bornslippy »

Offline jesse4585

Thanks  :thumbsup:  I had noticed her but in the pics it looks like she trying to cover/ hide some baby fat.  it doesn't all look as firm as what i normally like in some off her twitter pics at diff angles.

Plus her likes list is non existant  held me back
But il stick her in as a possibility on a rainy day :hi:
Yup, i was exspecting some baby fat too. But didn't notice any when I met her.  She's not skinny or lithe, but is slim.  I guess maybe she has a habit of arching her back for the pics or something, makes it look like she has more of a belly than she really does.

I agree overall she might be a plan B.   But for me she'd be a solid plan A if someone with good Romanian explains to her why it's to fake enjoyment even if the punter is too small / not skilled enough to make her feel anything.

Offline jesse4585

"you asked a 20 year old Romanian prostitute if she had heard of John Wayne and paint your wagon (or whatever)"
Not exactly no.

I didn't ask her about Stagecoach, I told her about it and its relation to her name.  This is what many of us old men like to do when talking to young people. Pass on relevant historical info.  As long as we keep it short and don't over do, I think young people like it more often than not.   Youre right probably not realistic to expect her to know about John Wayne, but the conversation did yield what I thought was useful punter intel.  Her English is fine for the basics like requesting services or receiving complements,  but probably not good enough for much more.

Offline Bornslippy

Fair play :thumbsup: just a bit of banter. personally I'm either snogging or my dick is in their mouth from the off.
don't have the time to talk about who shot JR

Offline Ransom

Pleased to see the service list on her profile state OW nothing worse than a profile shows OWO and it’s not an option.

Offline bedhedred

I forgot to thank you for this toftt.

Offline jesse4585

Fair play :thumbsup: just a bit of banter. personally I'm either snogging or my dick is in their mouth from the off.
don't have the time to talk about who shot JR
No worries, I'm mostly the same. Though being a GFE sort of punter a little bit of chat can help build a connection on some punts.

Offline jesse4585

I forgot to thank you for this toftt.
You're welcome, glad  such a discerning punter as yourself liked the review.  I still remember you were the first to write a -ve on my other TOFTT years back (who several other punters thought was great). In fairness her service was much poorer when I saw her the second time a few months later.    Hope you have a better punt if you decide to try out Dallas.  :drinks:
« Last Edit: May 31, 2022, 09:46:32 pm by jesse4585 »

Offline bedhedred

No worries, I'm mostly the same. Though being a GFE sort of punter a little bit of chat can help build a connection on some punts.

I chuckled at the idea of a 20 year old Rom knowing about JR and Sue Ellen. Dayum! Darn tootin'