Raisa - Farringdon
£70 - 30 minutes (more like 20 minutes)
External Link/Members OnlyShe's useless if you ask me. Could not recommend her on any level. She's an Amsterdam window girl and thats what you get - looks great but offers zero service. It's not like she has attitude or anything she just doesnt offer any kind of service worth paying for. I was aware of some negative reviews but I think she seems to get more positive which is inexplicable to me.
She works from a decent AirBnB 5 minutes walk from Farringdon or 10 to 15 from Chancery Lane. Very discrete so would like to have a dependable regular there but it won't be her.
Arrived 10 minutes early and dropped her text saying I'm around the corner saying "ready when you are" but she replies 2 minutes before the timeslot and says she's not ready and it's because I'm so very early and she needs to get ready etc etc (despite it's now the agreed time) it was a friendly message with a funny embarrassed monkey face etc but it was just dumb because it was now the agreed time. Waited around down the road which was okay it was quite pleasant sitting there in the sunshine but if anyone I know saw me I'm not sure I could explain what I was doing there.
Another text around 10 minutes later saying she needs to "prepare" and I still didnt mind too much but I'm thinking it's even more dumb because she's still blaming me for being 10 minutes early but we're 10 minutes in now. Another 10 minutes later (20 minutes past the agreed) and she sends me a text saying "nr #x2" then immediately another saying "#x1" so I'm like which is it "#x2" or "#x1" and what does "nr" mean near or number? When I booked (by text) she had also been a bit thick (giving me the appointment but not telling me where to go) and when I pressed her she asked where I'm from so I wondered if she wanted to get a look at me before she let me in (hence why she might say "near") which is totally understandable (I'm actually quite incredulous when they let you straight in without checking) but it wasn't the case as I don't think she could see me from there without hanging right out the window... anyway there was no "#x2" only "#x1" so that was settled but i had to walk up and down checking and then had to text again to get the flat number etc... none of this would bother me if the punt was okay but it didnt turn out that way and could mess you up if you're on a schedule.
Anyway finally got in there and she's polite and reasonably friendly but straight down to business however, no shower offered despite it being so warm but I was still clean so didnt mind but again a bit surprised she didnt want know I was clean... most likely because she had no intention of going anywhere near me. She did ask me if I wanted the fan on and mentioned some people struggle when it gets hot in there so I said yes. In retrospect it's more likely the lousy service though to be honest.
The action happens on a sofa bed in the open plan living area but it's perfectly adequate and not a bad space to be in. Got undressed and was told where to lie... she comes over and positions herself over me posing and making faux sexy noises but makes absolutely sure that I can't touch anything other than the back of her legs... her tits are perfect and to scale but I think I saw scars underneath but could have been from her bra... a very tasteful job if they have been worked on however but shows you how close I was able to get (or not) that I still don't know even after (supposedly) fucking her.
Blow job was okay but the complete lack of intimacy or really anything to get horny about meant it was just perfunctory in the grand scheme of things she also went too fast too soon giving away her rush rush attitude to the whole agenda.
On to sex and this is where it really fell through, all could have been forgiven up to this point but she wouldnt let me penetrate more than around 4 inches with her hand right in there getting in the way. Tried cowgirl, doggy, then mish but always the same thing... hand in the way preventing any enjoyable penetration... all I could feel is the hand... she is tiny and I was aware that I needed to be careful but it was just ridiculous and not going to work... I asked if I'm too big and she was apologetic so even now I would understand the problem but I asked her how long we have left and she said very fake sternly "actually your time is nearly up" but we were only about half way through it was obvious she was short changing me... so I just thought fuck it no point it asking for more oral as she will just rush rush it and probably time waste over changing the condom (so I go soft and then she can blame me) or something so I offered to jerk myself off and she snapped it up like she had rightfully earned it... even then she wouldn't come anywhere near me or even do anything sexy or intimate... I like it when they breath in my ear and always considered it a small thing to ask for but no chance... the most I could get from her was blowing into my ear for a couple of seconds at a time, in a very impatient and unsexy way from about 12 inches away... totally lousy.
I somehow managed a pathetic underwhelming orgasm (just to get my moneys worth after all the bloody waiting around etc) and left feeling totally frustrated... went down to Soho to get a proper service. That says it all... I had to go to Soho (the epicenter of rush rush punting) just to get the bad taste out of my mouth or spend the rest of the week disappointed and frustrated.
She's useless.
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