Author Topic: Rene Joile - South Kensington - Failing Milf!  (Read 2718 times)


21 review(s) for Rene Joile  (17 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]
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Offline onedivergent

Milf Hunter Quest continues after this tragic effort
Recntly when back Kensington way.

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Negative

The short version and simply the main reason are the time keeping and that I found her older / less attractive in face than I was hoping/expecting.   
On services I can't say I experienced it but,  wasn't impressed by the encounter, as only positive really being the decency to apologise and offered £120 for 30 mins in text! As well as the £220 for an hour when we did finally meet.

Comms: A dog barking in background when speaking on the phone! Apologised and I thought nothing of it at the time.
Agreed and Arranged time lunch hours after midday

Confirmed services . I didn't want the domination stuff after being offered, though not pushy. She explained it was more, but i just wanted milf!

I messaged on the journey to double check and was all good and said it may extend to the hour. She said that would be great and that would be the first of her day saving her time for me! 
Anyway, I get to the street and was kept waiting  15 mins or so!
She said she'd make it up to me in text and when she eventually got back to me to say she was ready, it was some lady I saw go past me with this dog.

I didnt see her as the same lady from the listed ones on site and only clicked when she let me in to a very decent apartment building.
Said little dog came running up to me too all keen and eager and she too, apologized for that and the delay.

Here I'm all chill, thinking ok she's the lady handling comms, not really thinking this is who I'm seeing . Then she explained she had to go for a walk with her dog and wasn't sure I would be turning up?!  But would I still like to do an hour at £230 for the inconvenience? I said, well it was to be half an hour but I'm pressed for time.  Now I am looking at nearly 30 mins later than my booking time.

Well, she's not reading me at all. Wouldn’t say brazen, but definitely like it was no issue to her. I have to say a very friendly demeanor and nice attitude. Tell me don't worry!

And offers for me to take a shower and she will go get ready and we can have a nice fun hour together.  Wtf?

I must have done well to hide my shock and annoyance as I wasn't feeling it at all, both, for the situation,   didn't have the time despite her lovely manner (and despite her politeness and courtesy to offer, reduction) but importantly, as well she looks like she's in her late 40's or older.

I explained I wouldn't be able to do this now and said goodbye. Seemed fine with it and saw me out.

So it's a Negative review - I won't be returning to the current service.
She came across as very relaxed and experienced and, knowing her timing was lax, carried on regardless.
But for me, she's not suited as an attractive proposition in looks. Somewhat not as others have described and even though I am sure she must offer a great service and attraction relative to an individual, the whole affair was a waste of my time.

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« Last Edit: May 26, 2022, 11:30:42 am by onedivergent »

Offline Makka124


Fair play for offering a reduction in rate, Some wouldn’t even offer that.
Normally she’s botoxed everywhere unless that’s not working anymore
I think she’s for the novice or older client

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Saw her a year or so ago £150 for the hour.  She was fine but I though overpriced at £150.  I cannot believe she is getting £250 these days.

Offline onedivergent

Saw her a year or so ago £150 for the hour.  She was fine but I though overpriced at £150.  I cannot believe she is getting £250 these days.
Fair enough on costs. People can charge what they like then we see if meet required standard
« Last Edit: May 26, 2022, 04:56:07 pm by onedivergent »

Offline Fuzzyduck

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Saw her a year or so ago £150 for the hour.  She was fine but I though overpriced at £150.  I cannot believe she is getting £250 these days.

Quite. I nearly booked her once at £120/hr when she was in warren but bailed out because I didn't think she would be worth it.

Offline PatMacGroin

Saw her a year or so ago £150 for the hour.  She was fine but I though overpriced at £150.  I cannot believe she is getting £250 these days.

And this agency did have her listed at a couple of hundred more than that until recently:

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The agency has been described as good, with fair prices and accurate pictures. Do these unblurred glamour shots look anything like the lady you met?

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Offline bedhedred

"Here I'm all chill, thinking ok she's the lady handling comms, not really thinking this is who I'm seeing ."

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Offline puntermist

I booked her about 2.5 years ago at Warren Street for £120 for the hour took me a hour to get there and when I called for the door number no answer.

Offline Palace123

just came across this as I was wondering if she still escorts. I also booked her maybe 3 years ago, also £130. £250 is very excessive.  I think she does a lot of dominatrix stuff and those guys seem willing to pay all sorts of money for being treated badly (beats me). She was a good shag, but for absolute certain I will never be seeing her again at those prices or anywhere near.
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