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External Link/Members OnlyCost:
£100 for 1 hour. This was in the last week or so.
Comms & Location:
You have to phone her on the day. You then get a text with an address and asked to call when 10 minutes away. Anything else from texting her to phoning in advance will unleash a tirade if others accounts are true, so thanks for the warning as I avoided that.
Her accent is a very strong French one and I found it really quite hard to understand, despite her many years of living in Glasgow. Amusingly she said I had a strong accent, it really isn't at all, to any UK person that is. She works out of a first floor flat, a very short distance from Cross Hill Station. Need buzzing in from the street but in a neat touch, she watches for you and when she sees someone she thinks might be you walking along she calls you and guides you in and buzzes the door. At first I thought her really impatient until I realised what she was doing as she called several times asking where I was when I had just said I was still 10 minutes away.
Nevertheless, I unfortunately met someone coming out of another flat at the same time when he was taking out bags of rubbish, which was awkward as he clearly knew where I was going. She also didn't even think of using her spy hole to let me out at the end, which would ensure I avoided repeating that experience but luckily the stairs were empty at that point.
The flat itself, which is an old one, is a complete tip, with all rooms piled high with stuff - higher than she is I mean - stacks of it everywhere, including the kitchen area, which was off the bedroom strangely, so probably the bed was where a living room used to be. There was a clean towel to use but all the towels were old, unmatched tatty weirdness and included several on the bed, one of which was added for one position we did and wasn't quite dry. This whole thing with crappy towels is no doubt standard-ish but it wouldn't be a big expense to provide nice ones, even Scottish-BlueIvy7 managed that, for example and that was in a room without anything like the clutter.
The 'Girl':
Others have said she is older than claimed and her face isn't the prettiest but she told me she is 48, which I'd believe given her love of the sun, without which I'd say older still, whereas her AdultWork page states 39 both in the calculated age field and at the top of her text. Her body is slim and only a little saggy but all that tanning she goes on about on AW has aged her skin and especially her face somewhat.
She is also a total fucking nutter. She spouted some drivel about COVID-19 she'd got on French TV, fine (if weird and more than a little annoying) but her claim that no-one at all has died of COVID-19 was frankly insulting. She's also unvaccinated as a result of her view. She eventually shut the fuck up, I'm pleased to say.
The Event:
She met me at flat door, not in the usual magic door manner, but with the door open already and in a very unbecoming fluffy dressing gown. Did the paperwork and I went to shower. On coming back I got to see her take this off and reveal the exact outfit I had asked for and it looked stunning, enough so I got the engine started just looking.
She was very happy to do everything I wanted and did so with apparent genuine enthusiasm.
Her massage was pleasant, if not therapeutic. It took her a while to find the oil I wanted, or one close to it, amongst the piles of stuff in the kitchen area. Incidentally, she was going to use a scent free one next to the bed until I asked for something else, which is a very good thing for most of us. She's definitely not been trained in massage at all, though. However, it did feel nice and she gave many credit-card swipes and a few reach-unders too, without having to ask. What took me by surprise was the couple of unrequested rimming sessions that went along with the reach-unders. Not really my thing but she really got into it, in every sense. I remind you, I had a shower, including that area, as I arrived which might be why I got this.
Her oral was really first rate. plenty of eye contact, great sensation, licking as requested too. Really excellent. She states on her AW profile about why she doesn't do CIM so I made sure I didn't ask for it but she still gave a lecture about why she doesn't - luv, I didn't ask for it because I already understand and agree with you, so shut the fuck up already. I mention that as it seems a popular thing on here.
All in all I had a good time, middling costs and she gets into it on your behalf, not at all bad all round.
Pros: Great oral, dresses as requested and looks good in it, nice reach-unders, CC-swipes, lots of stuff to try from her likes list, enthusiastic.
Cons: Place is a tip - I mean de-clutter FFS - it's your workspace, face has seen better days, nutter with an accent, not a trained masseuse.
Would I go back?:
Possibly, would definitely not rule it out but won't be rushing. If I did, it would be for more oral, lots more.
