Barcelona trip

[Fisherman]

This is day one of my Barca trip

More days to follow in the thread


Thaizen Karen

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Needed a relax after the fun of Air travel . Emailed and asked for a 6:pm appointment , was asked if I could move to 7:00, all good Responses were quick.

The place is easy to fiind it’s fully branded you can’t miss it. Pressed the button and a pretty girl answered after a min. Led me to a small waiting room. The place is really nicely don in a Thai misstic sort of a way,nobody there is Tai though, waited for a couple of minutes and the manager came. She spoke English and proceeded to explain the options and the prices. The website shows the options but not the ladies or the prices. I opted for the massage shambal as it seemed to cover the most experiences


Price €280 for 70 mins

Next came the choosing of the lady , this was easy as there was only one available, this turned out to be the same lady that let me in , Karen , who I found out later was from Argentina. Really pretty petite girl around mid 20s I was quite happy as the stupid grin on my face probably showed.

A short wait while they finished preparing the room. Then Karen came and took me there, lovely room dimly lit with a changing area, an area for the Tantra divan , an area for the tatami (mattress on the floor although a nice on), a mini wet room, and a proper walk in shower. The pics give a good impression especially this one , the divan is in the foreground.

MASSAGE SHAMBAL
(unique and exclusive for Thai Zen)
Massage performed in three experiences. The first in a tantric divan, unique and exclusive for Thai Zen, in which you will enjoy the eroticism of the masseuse in erotic lingerie.
The second part consists of a fantastic mutual relaxing body-body massage on tatami, with hot and aromatic essential oils.
Finally, a third part in the pool of water, fully interactive and highly erotic and with the completely integral masseuse, which allows the client to reach extreme relaxation.
Unique treatment for people with special sensitivity. Develop your senses and enjoy your touch by participating in a different experience.
Double relaxation massage.
Duration: 10 minutes on divan + 35 minutes on tatami and 25 minutes in water pool

The room was really well prepared and made you feel that you we about to be treated like. Roman emperor.

Karen brought in a tray with a small bottle of champagne, some chocolates and fruit and said that these were mine to enjoy, which I did. She then made sure the room was all prepared told me to have a shower, the to lie on the Divan naked with a blindfold on. The time would only start when she returned.

I complied with instructions, the shower was fantastic quite powerful , and about 10 mins later when I was relaxed I heard Karen come in. The next thing that happened was she started sucking my nipple, it was like an electric shock.
From there it’s a bit of a blur as to the order of things, she ran her hands all over my body including the meat and two veg. She climbed on top ran her body up and down me both facing me and facing south giving me a great view. She presented me her tits for sucking and began snogging me, slowly at first but it built throughout the session.

She encouraged me to touch her anywhere I wanted (told to be gentle with the puss). She then got into a position where I could lick her and she could reach, by now the big little fella. The proceeded to be a round of me licking and fingering her while she worked me. Here’s the only niggle of the whole thing , this was a HJ not a lingam massage, anyway it did the job and pop 1 happened, she came first or fake came first , there was a leg tremble so who knows. At points during this she was absolutely snogging my face off. This process took about 15 - 20 mins.

After a clean up it was onto the Tatumi for a Norma massage on my front. This was competent, she obviously has a select of techniques she goes through a few times up and down your body, no erotic part to this other than it included your buttocks and up leg which is always nice. This lasted about 20- 30 mins hard to say I may have nodded off for a few mins it was very relaxing

Next she let me chill for 5 mins while she prepared the bath area, there was lots of spraying and mixing going on. When she told me to come over I am faced with a wet room affair with a soft mat in it that is covered by half an inch of hot water and foam , it’s very slippery. When you get in the water feels to hot but because there is not allot of it the sensation passes very quickly, it’s actually really nice.

Laying on my front Karen began some body slides using all her body, rubbing her puss up and down my legs, her tits up and down my back, then vice versa.

The she turned me over and encouraged me to play with her body whilst she rubbed herself up and down me. She had her  tits in my face then her nether regions, not close enough for a lick this time. She she rubbed the outside of her pussey on my cock, no penetration, still not sure how I feel about this but it got me hard in an instant and she then commenced the second relaxation as they call it. More of the same as the first time but because there was no “skill” to it I didn’t relax, she tried really hard but to no avail , this happens to me more these days especially when I am using helpers. I would say 70% my fault and 30% on the other party 10 years ago this would have done job easily. I really enjoyed her trying though.

With the time up, Karen helped me out of the bath thing and said I should take my time to have a shower, get dressed etc. There was even a comb provided.

I dressed let Karen know I was ready by knocking on the door and she took me to the little waiting room and said good bye, I gave her a 20 euro tip ( I know ).

The manager then came in and asked if I had had a good time, (Yes!!!)

Conclusion , great experience if you like the massage experience, the set up is brilliant the staff I met really friendly, the service does make you feel like you are being looked after like a king.
So A+ for Thaizen B+ for Karen, would I go again, absolutely and would see Karen again but maybes after seeing some of the other girls

Am sure I have missed so happy for qs and sorry for any typos

[Flyby12]

Great to hear you enjoyed your time 

Didn’t remember it being so expensive but it is still by far the best tourist site in BARCELONA 

[Fisherman]

Day 2 of the trip

Not a review just my experience of ed meds and some intel on one brothel.

So on day one i had taken 10 mg of Tadalafil  for the first time at around 6:00 pm ready for my appointment wiith Thaizen. This worked well in terms of errection.

But next day i felt crap all day with a strange headache and  i could feel my pulse in my head. It really interfeted with my day time activities.

I didnt feel like doing much in the evening but thought i would take a look at a nearby brothel at around 11pm still feeling rough.

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On entry th place was small but ok, then came the girls introducing themselves. I dont believe any one of them got above a 5 in my book. I really wasnt feeling it so decided the punting gods were speaking to me and called it quits

The Tadalafil had finally worn off the next morning so around the 36 hour mark as has been discussed else where. Not sure i will use that again unless i have absolutly nothing to do next day.

[Fisherman]

Day 3

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Decided to visit La suite which is part the felina group

Decided to turn up and see what happened, the place is easy to find and access, just walk up press the easily identified bell and buzzed in.

Up the stairs and let into the space and taken to a waiting area / bar. All very nicely laid out and decorated. Now if you are bashful then you won’t like this, there were 4 other chaps waiting in there. More coming in all the time, I was there around 10:00 pm which is apparently the start of the busy period.

There were at least two ladies that seemed to run the place maybe more. They were miced up and rushing around allot.

One of the ladies announced the bar that there be a walk past of the available girls who would introduce themselves. She also said the price €120 for 30 mins , 1 service,  1 drink.  €200 for an hour sakes services, there was a 45 price but can’t remember it.

So one service is sex (covered), OW.

The girls then filed through they were all decent 6s. And 7s with the occasional 8,9, there was at least 12 girls maybe a couple more. Looking back afterwards the pictures on the website look good I recognised some of the girls, the available now is not really updated in a timely way.

The difficulty is you have to remember the girls name you want, then she may get picked by someone else, so you have to have a back up or two. Anyway I managed to pick a girl.

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She was option 2 on my short list picked largely because she seemed to speak good English. Pictures are good likeness.

Told the lady who I wanted and what drink I wanted G&T if your interested and for how long, 1 hour. Lady spoke on her mic and Vicky came and collected me, bubbly lady from Venezuela as we chatted on the way to a very nice room. Her English was easily good enough for what we needed to discuss.

The room was well deco/rated with a nice walk in shower, comfortable large bed, nice lighting and a chair to put your clothes etc etc.

Now this seemed to be where your time started, Vicky told me to shower and she went and got a sheet for the bed and some other bits, her little bag of stuff. She came back while I was drying off, and then she had a quick wash of her bits.

She told me to lie on the bed and then asked if I wanted OW or OWO, OWO being €50 extra , this seems to be the price for OWO in various parts of Europe now so went with it.

Nice bj sometimes deep attention to the head and licking up and down , a few attempts at dt but not great attempts and not may, after about 10 mins she asked if I wanted sex but I asked her to continue as we had plenty of time. She carried on for around 5 mins then then without giving me the option put the cover on and sat astride me.

5 mins of cow girl which was nice with naturals in my face, she then seemed to get tired so I flipped her over into mish for a while and then got her legs over my shoulder for some deep pounding. She took it well with some ok fake moaning.

Flipped her over for doggy and pumped away until I blew my load.

So this was all in all about 30 - 35 mins since we entered the room. She offered a massage which was not good really. She seemed to get bored at this point and we just chatted for a while about the place. She said it was a good place to work as the girls were treated well by the management and difficult customers were dealt with, what ever that means.

Had another quick shower whilst she cleaned the room, then one of the manager ladies came and picked me up, asked if I had a good time and showed me to the door.

So summary

Positive

+++Great venue
+++Great organisation
++ attractive girls


Neutral
Not very private
Quite busy
Pricing reasonable
Really a pump and dump limited included services

Negative
Extras are expensive
Vicky seemed bored at times

I enjoyed the experience , next time I would try and book and book the extras. It really is a high throughput place at busy times although there are lots of girls.

Note if you look at the website there are some stunning girls they don’t seem to work in the line up, they only work on request and charge more

Eg

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[Fisherman]

Day 4 Bagdad Barcelona
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Another easy place to find, not far from the footy stadium, brightly lit gawdy place. Lots of gold etc

Advertises as a sex club with live sex shows

€90 entry fee ( I know) includes one drink.

On entry greeted by a central stage with a stripper doing a performance. Asked what drink I wanted and it was brought to me.

An stunning girl came over and sat with me, Brazilian with good English. After 10 mins of chit chat she asked me if I wanted to go private with her €200 for 30 mins including a bottle of champagne. She said we could get very intimate.

Daftly I went with it,off we went to a back room, she started off with a pretty good lap dance , full on all over me ,trying to pull my clothes off down, touching anywhere I liked. Then within 10 mins started on that time was nearly up and I would have to buy another bottle of chamber for €400 and another girl would come in and give me a bj.

I was about to go with it but alarm bells were going off when she kept trying to get my wallet out of my pocked so I said no. This caused quite a fuss
And I had to be quite firm, verbally.


Management came in and I said I just want to leave.  There was some discussion in Spanish as I was making for the door, I think they didn’t notice where I was so I got out easily , went back into the club which was quite empty so decided to cut my losses and just leave.

On the street I could here shouting in the club , no idea if it was in regard to me but just walked off

My spider sense is telling me it was a close call but who knows, I just knew I wasn’t happy with the directions things were going in.

I didn’t even get to see the sex show 

So in short my experience was that it is basically a very pushy strip club , be prepared to be rinsed if you go

[royal_male]

good to see your review and thanks for the report. 

[Quickskibz]

OP can you confirm if Thaizen offers full service or something to negotiate off the menu? In Warsaw it’s strictly massage, I’m flying over tomorrow, will try Thaizen after landing in the evening, then slumi short list for other days, brothel reviews seems to have mechanical chics which is totally understandable.

It’s good to know I can lick from 69 hehehe, in Warsaw bitches don’t let you do that shet fml, abit disappointed of Warsaw punting scene.

Also good report mate.

[Fisherman]

I did not not pick up on any offers of extras at thazen. No hints at all. Maybe if you went a few times and would depend on the girl I expect but that’s all speculation

Enjoy your trip