Hot Katalina

[flaps]

External Link/Members Only

Hi guys. It might be considered bad form to lose my posting virginity with a negative review but hey ho. I've been lurking on the forum for quite a while and thanks to the good people here i've had some great punts. Hot Ameera, New Polish Girl Kate, Anal Fuck Vikki all spring to mind. I was therefore fairly confident that Hot Katalina would also live up to the hype. Sadly this could not be further from the truth.

COMMS

Katalina does not do emails or text, you have to phone her. OK thinks i, bit of a faff, but her body, her rules. I phone the day before my proposed trip to enquire about availability. When i eventually get through i'm greeted by an icy cold monotone informing me to phone on the day in question. At this stage every fibre of my being is screaming at me to abort, but like a retard i phone the next day to be given some crappy directions "N11". Now obviously she can't text me the address as that would be far too retarded. Hop on the tube to Arnos Grove & phone again for more directions only to realise she's got the appointment time off by an hour (this is why we use text Katalina..  ABORT ABORT)  We clear up this admin blunder and finally i get directions to the street. Phone again to get the house number. Phone again when i'm at the door.

LOCATION

Hovel would be being generous. I've seen more inviting cesspits.

ESCORT

Look very closely at the photos of her on A/W. I mean real close. Zero emotion behind the eyes. Picture that look of haughty contempt. Notice how she's not smiling in any of them, not even a half-way grin. She's just like that in the flesh. GFE my ass. I asked to use the shower and she went and fetched me a damp grotty towel. Shudder...

BEDROOM

Now i consider myself a sophisticated punter. I like to lavish attention on a woman. Kisses, caresses and plenty of DATY. Boy was this a mistake. All my tried & tested techniques were received with a mixture of horror and derision. Consider this gem of condescension;

"Have you ever given oral to a woman before?!"

(internal reply -> Yes you miserable cow, dozens, and they all fucking loved it!)

"I feel nothing except at my clit. You want to give me pleasure, just lick my clit"

(Then you're a freak. I've not met a woman in 20 years who didn't take pleasure from pussy play)

"I'm sorry i just don't feel any chemical between us"

(I assume you mean chemistry. Besides, who gives a shit. You are a service provider. I don't need you to like me)


Katalina attempted some lousy oral but by then any passion had been well and truly deflated along with my erection and i called it a day after 30 mins into a one hour booking. This includes the time it took for two showers (with the same goddamn towel!  grrrr...)


CONS
Shite Comms
Shite Location
Escort entirely devoid of affection or hospitality
Lousy attitude

PROS
Katalina mercifully talked me out of a two hour booking (before the meet)


PS. Took my battered ego to Farringdon and spent a delightful 2 hours in the company of Mia who reminded me just how great punting can be. Thanks Mia!

[password02]

Hi Mr Flaps - sorry that the punt became a negative for you.

All i can say from my own personal experience is that all my sessions with her have been positive - She came back to the UK over the week end and I was 1 of the 1st punts she had on her return to New Southgate N11 a few days ago - Had a very good session with me ending up in doggy before coming all over her tits.

Really do not know why she has given you all the attitude.

[fredpunter]

Got a link for mia?

[flaps]

sure thing...  External Link/Members Only

[password02]

Saw Mia last year in her flat in Kings Cross - lovely girl - made her wear her short pink dress that was on her profile, no knickers and very sweet girl GFE full on and a petite small body, great OWO and nice kisser - But I am sure she was £100 ph? and then maybe £120 when she was only going to do a few days a month, but just seen on her profile that she is now £140 ph.

Nice girl and decent GFE but IMO slightly over priced at £140 now

[fredpunter]

sure thing...  External Link/Members Only

Thanks, she looks like a pretty good consolation.

[mr_rs_singh]

External Link/Members Only

Hi guys. It might be considered bad form to lose my posting virginity with a negative review but hey ho. I've been lurking on the forum for quite a while and thanks to the good people here i've had some great punts. Hot Ameera, New Polish Girl Kate, Anal Fuck Vikki all spring to mind. I was therefore fairly confident that Hot Katalina would also live up to the hype. Sadly this could not be further from the truth.

COMMS

Katalina does not do emails or text, you have to phone her. OK thinks i, bit of a faff, but her body, her rules. I phone the day before my proposed trip to enquire about availability. When i eventually get through i'm greeted by an icy cold monotone informing me to phone on the day in question. At this stage every fibre of my being is screaming at me to abort, but like a retard i phone the next day to be given some crappy directions "N11". Now obviously she can't text me the address as that would be far too retarded. Hop on the tube to Arnos Grove & phone again for more directions only to realise she's got the appointment time off by an hour (this is why we use text Katalina..  ABORT ABORT)  We clear up this admin blunder and finally i get directions to the street. Phone again to get the house number. Phone again when i'm at the door.

LOCATION

Hovel would be being generous. I've seen more inviting cesspits.

ESCORT

Look very closely at the photos of her on A/W. I mean real close. Zero emotion behind the eyes. Picture that look of haughty contempt. Notice how she's not smiling in any of them, not even a half-way grin. She's just like that in the flesh. GFE my ass. I asked to use the shower and she went and fetched me a damp grotty towel. Shudder...

BEDROOM

Now i consider myself a sophisticated punter. I like to lavish attention on a woman. Kisses, caresses and plenty of DATY. Boy was this a mistake. All my tried & tested techniques were received with a mixture of horror and derision. Consider this gem of condescension;

"Have you ever given oral to a woman before?!"

(internal reply -> Yes you miserable cow, dozens, and they all fucking loved it!)

"I feel nothing except at my clit. You want to give me pleasure, just lick my clit"

(Then you're a freak. I've not met a woman in 20 years who didn't take pleasure from pussy play)

"I'm sorry i just don't feel any chemical between us"

(I assume you mean chemistry. Besides, who gives a shit. You are a service provider. I don't need you to like me)


Katalina attempted some lousy oral but by then any passion had been well and truly deflated along with my erection and i called it a day after 30 mins into a one hour booking. This includes the time it took for two showers (with the same goddamn towel!  grrrr...)


CONS
Shite Comms
Shite Location
Escort entirely devoid of affection or hospitality
Lousy attitude

PROS
Katalina mercifully talked me out of a two hour booking (before the meet)


PS. Took my battered ego to Farringdon and spent a delightful 2 hours in the company of Mia who reminded me just how great punting can be. Thanks Mia!

I have almost the same experience to get a booking with her email, booking request, call, everything was answered.

[Johny Stone]

Flaps, are you Mia?

[mr_rs_singh]

Mia is overpriced at this moment she used to be £100-£120/hr range but £140 for an hour is not a worth of a visit. in my view.

[smiths]

External Link/Members Only

Hi guys. It might be considered bad form to lose my posting virginity with a negative review but hey ho. I've been lurking on the forum for quite a while and thanks to the good people here i've had some great punts. Hot Ameera, New Polish Girl Kate, Anal Fuck Vikki all spring to mind. I was therefore fairly confident that Hot Katalina would also live up to the hype. Sadly this could not be further from the truth.

COMMS

Katalina does not do emails or text, you have to phone her. OK thinks i, bit of a faff, but her body, her rules. I phone the day before my proposed trip to enquire about availability. When i eventually get through i'm greeted by an icy cold monotone informing me to phone on the day in question. At this stage every fibre of my being is screaming at me to abort, but like a retard i phone the next day to be given some crappy directions "N11". Now obviously she can't text me the address as that would be far too retarded. Hop on the tube to Arnos Grove & phone again for more directions only to realise she's got the appointment time off by an hour (this is why we use text Katalina..  ABORT ABORT)  We clear up this admin blunder and finally i get directions to the street. Phone again to get the house number. Phone again when i'm at the door.

LOCATION

Hovel would be being generous. I've seen more inviting cesspits.

ESCORT

Look very closely at the photos of her on A/W. I mean real close. Zero emotion behind the eyes. Picture that look of haughty contempt. Notice how she's not smiling in any of them, not even a half-way grin. She's just like that in the flesh. GFE my ass. I asked to use the shower and she went and fetched me a damp grotty towel. Shudder...

BEDROOM

Now i consider myself a sophisticated punter. I like to lavish attention on a woman. Kisses, caresses and plenty of DATY. Boy was this a mistake. All my tried & tested techniques were received with a mixture of horror and derision. Consider this gem of condescension;

"Have you ever given oral to a woman before?!"

(internal reply -> Yes you miserable cow, dozens, and they all fucking loved it!)

"I feel nothing except at my clit. You want to give me pleasure, just lick my clit"

(Then you're a freak. I've not met a woman in 20 years who didn't take pleasure from pussy play)

"I'm sorry i just don't feel any chemical between us"

(I assume you mean chemistry. Besides, who gives a shit. You are a service provider. I don't need you to like me)


Katalina attempted some lousy oral but by then any passion had been well and truly deflated along with my erection and i called it a day after 30 mins into a one hour booking. This includes the time it took for two showers (with the same goddamn towel!  grrrr...)


CONS
Shite Comms
Shite Location
Escort entirely devoid of affection or hospitality
Lousy attitude

PROS
Katalina mercifully talked me out of a two hour booking (before the meet)


PS. Took my battered ego to Farringdon and spent a delightful 2 hours in the company of Mia who reminded me just how great punting can be. Thanks Mia!

Sounds awful, totally the opposite to my experience of punting with her.

[Johny Stone]

Exactly. And his review is not convincing. Hence my question.

[smiths]

Exactly. And his review is not convincing. Hence my question.

I never just blindly believe what a punter i have never heard of before posts, it takes time and posting on numerous subjects before i see them as credible. Too many low lifes have been on here for me to just blindly believe.

[musicman007]

what makes me think troll is the lousy oral bit,agreed she can come across as a tiny bit haughty,i believe most ee girls can do,also shes touchy about full on ro,with me was clit only too..."no tongue inside please"was the request i got when i ventured down there.
but there is no mistaking in my view,her dfk and oral technique for me anyway.
but in saying that when i went to see her i spoke on the phone and booked for 2 hours,when i got there she insisted i only booked for one hour and refused to do the 2 hours i originally wanted...she also did me a favour there.
only moans i had were the lack of proper decent ro,no fingering

[Purple Haze]

I agree with flaps. I went to see her about a year ago based on recommendations here. The flat  was grotty as described. She has a good body and kisses really well but when I started giving her reverse oral she flinched every time I went near her stupid clit ring. I eventually gave up on that.

She then gave me quite nice oral but after a couple of minutes jumped up and said she couldn't give me any more because I had white spots around the base of my head. I tried explaining that this was perfectly normal, that I'd had them all my life and that it affects around one in four men but by this stage she had retreated to the other side of the room as if I had some kind of contagious disease.

She left the room and returned with £30 of my £80 and said I'd had half an hour of my hour and that the appointment was over. By this stage I was too dispirited to even argue the toss, so to speak. I left totally dejected and decided to be much more choosy about who I see in future.

I have no axe to grind, am not another escort and just wanted to give you my opinion.

[NightKid]

I would believe this because the description of her behaviour mirrors my experience with her, except she gave me attitude for kissing because I allegedly "don't kiss good".

She was my first ever punt in the UK and you could trace my post about it here.
Should've done a negative review at the time, in hindsight, but the me from back then was waay too green & embarrassed about it. I even somewhat blamed myself for how it turned out.

In any case ... it feels good to finally get that off my chest and I'm very grateful the OP shared his honest opinion, right off the bat with his first review to boot.
I don't doubt that established UKP punters who happen to be her regulars would receive a good service, but I sincerely would never recommend her to first-timers/those who haven't seen her before.

P.S. Was mr_rs_singh banned because he was another abdul incarnate? I had my suspicions as well but seeing as the date of External Link/Members Only and External Link/Members Only didn't match, I gave him the benefit of the doubt. 

[smiths]

I agree with flaps. I went to see her about a year ago based on recommendations here. The flat  was grotty as described. She has a good body and kisses really well but when I started giving her reverse oral she flinched every time I went near her stupid clit ring. I eventually gave up on that.

She then gave me quite nice oral but after a couple of minutes jumped up and said she couldn't give me any more because I had white spots around the base of my head. I tried explaining that this was perfectly normal, that I'd had them all my life and that it affects around one in four men but by this stage she had retreated to the other side of the room as if I had some kind of contagious disease.

She left the room and returned with £30 of my £80 and said I'd had half an hour of my hour and that the appointment was over. By this stage I was too dispirited to even argue the toss, so to speak. I left totally dejected and decided to be much more choosy about who I see in future.

I have no axe to grind, am not another escort and just wanted to give you my opinion.

You say this happened about a year ago yet you have been a member on here for much longer than that so why didnt you post about this bad punt then?

[smiths]

I would believe this because the description of her behaviour mirrors my experience with her, except she gave me attitude for kissing because I allegedly "don't kiss good".

She was my first ever punt in the UK and you could trace my post about it here.
Should've done a negative review at the time, in hindsight, but the me from back then was waay too green & embarrassed about it. I even somewhat blamed myself for how it turned out.

In any case ... it feels good to finally get that off my chest and I'm very grateful the OP shared his honest opinion, right off the bat with his first review to boot.
I don't doubt that established UKP punters who happen to be her regulars would receive a good service, but I sincerely would never recommend her to first-timers/those who haven't seen her before.

P.S. Was mr_rs_singh banned because he was another abdul incarnate? I had my suspicions as well but seeing as the date of External Link/Members Only and External Link/Members Only didn't match, I gave him the benefit of the doubt. 

Good to see a credible to me punter post they also had a bad punt with her. Obviously i wasnt a regular of hers when i first punted with her after a review i read on here, she had no idea i was a poster on here either as i dont see that as her business.

You posting this confirms to my satisfaction that her service isnt always good and i shall reflect that in any future posts about her, so thanks for that NK.

[password02]

I have seen Kat on many occasions over the last 12 months and I can understand that the venue may not be that great, the bathroom has seen better days and the bed has a few nasty springs. Also agree that she can have an attitude that makes guys uncomfortable. She has a strong head on her shoulders and she can come across as a 'hard noised bitch' as she can make stupid  comments and can be sometimes 'Cold' and moody. However saying all of this actually makes me attractive to her as she is not the 'normal' WG.

Maybe I have better luck with her and we do click, we get to do a lot of DFK and she does a very excellent job at DTBJ + best time on my last visit we watched a lesbian porn film so I can get hard for a 2nd round.

I am not saying she is perfect and the bedroom could do with a make over but I will still see her as she is great VFM to me and we do have a lot of fun together. But I do understand that she may not be everyone's tastes and the attitude can easily come across as a negative to some punters

As I say - some guys will click with her and some may not - In my case she is in my top 10.

[Meursault]

As I say - some guys will click with her and some may not - In my case she is in my top 10.

I agree largely with PW.
I find Kat is a little snooty and serious, but I have received a good service from her. Better, when I went back the second time to be honest.
Her biggest flaw is her fussiness about RO and fingering.

[punk]

At last mr sing or what ever his names gone, troll, spotted as soon as he brought up violet the barebacker from london/southwark old thread.

[smiths]

At last mr sing or what ever his names gone, troll, spotted as soon as he brought up violet the barebacker from london/southwark old thread.

He was only a member for about 10 hours Punk so no hanging about banning him if it was a him.

There is actually a genuine punter nicked Mr R S Singh who i had some dealings with when he posted on Pnet, he was 100% a real punter and punted in my area among other areas at the time.

[kropotkin]

At last mr sing or what ever his names gone, troll, spotted as soon as he brought up violet the barebacker from london/southwark old thread.

Banned for R Singh about...

[NightKid]

You posting this confirms to my satisfaction that her service isnt always good and i shall reflect that in any future posts about her, so thanks for that NK.

No problem. I'm glad you took my post in the spirit it was intended as well ... which is more a warning, above anything else. 

Banned for R Singh about...

 

Edit: Banned for being an R S (without the -ingh.) <Insert get coat variations here>

[Purple Haze]

You say this happened about a year ago yet you have been a member on here for much longer than that so why didnt you post about this bad punt then?

I suppose it was a combination of laziness and paranoia. After my anger subsided I thought I might try and educate her. So I sent her a link to the Wikipedia page on pearly penile papules External Link/Members Only

I reasoned that if her chosen profession was to deal with the male anatomy then she should know something about it. Of course she never replied. In fact I'm not sure if she even read it. Then when I considered leaving a negative review on this site I realised she would now have my Adultwork name and thought she might try and trash my reputation. I didn't want other escorts to be put off by her negative feedback so I didn't bother leaving a review. Maybe I was being over cautious but I've read some of these nasty little word fights between punter and escort and I know if I were an escort it would probably put me off.

[Purple Haze]

I suppose it was a combination of laziness and paranoia. After my anger subsided I thought I might try and educate her. So I sent her a link to the Wikipedia page on pearly penile papules External Link/Members Only

I reasoned that if her chosen profession was to deal with the male anatomy then she should know something about it. Of course she never replied. In fact I'm not sure if she even read it. Then when I considered leaving a negative review on this site I realised she would now have my Adultwork name and thought she might try and trash my reputation. I didn't want other escorts to be put off by her negative feedback so I didn't bother leaving a review. Maybe I was being over cautious but I've read some of these nasty little word fights between punter and escort and I know if I were an escort it would probably put me off.

By the way... mine are nowhere near as prominent as that Wikipedia picture. Plus, I could forgive her having a bad day or not clicking with certain people. But ignorance is not so easy to understand.

[Convince Me]

Purple Haze if she was to read this thread could she not work out who you are?

[James999]

She then gave me quite nice oral but after a couple of minutes jumped up and said she couldn't give me any more because I had white spots around the base of my head. she had retreated to the other side of the room as if I had some kind of contagious disease.

I suppose it was a combination of laziness and paranoia. After my anger subsided I thought I might try and educate her. So I sent her a link to the Wikipedia page on pearly penile papules External Link/Members Only

Even the article you sent her states it could easily be confused with HPV infection, your efforts would be better placed getting some treatment if it's causing you problems, as opposed to blaming others for your problem 

[Bangers and Gash]

Even the article you sent her states it could easily be confused with HPV infection, your efforts would be better placed getting some treatment if it's causing you problems, as opposed to blaming others for your problem 

I agree with James. The next time you get blood tested just flop your knob out and get them to prescribe a course of treatment. Easy. Plenty of NHS clinics have a no appointment/walk in off the street policy.

Tell us how you get on next week.

[cockneybstrd]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=30605

I doubt he will get it fixed as well his previous character didnt

[Bangers and Gash]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=30605

I doubt he will get it fixed as well his previous character didnt

Yep, some people just like to moan, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt (till next Friday) before branding him a cunt. 

''Although they are not infectious and aren’t related in any way to sexual activity and personal hygiene, the papules can still be worrying for those who don’t know what they are and who may mistake them as an STI. Men with PPP should not pick them or attempt to squeeze them, as this could lead to scarring and infection. It is possible to have the papules removed for cosmetic reasons, which dermatologists may do by using a CO2 laser to vaporise the spots. This does not involve any injections in the penis as an anaesthetic cream can be used and men will be fully healed within one to two weeks. It is important to remember that despite this being a safe and effective procedure, removal is not obligatory. It is often opted for by people who are finding that the papules are affecting their self-confidence''

[Purple Haze]

Even the article you sent her states it could easily be confused with HPV infection, your efforts would be better placed getting some treatment if it's causing you problems, as opposed to blaming others for your problem 

Hello James... thank you for your kind words. If you read the description it is purely a cosmetic thing. I don't have a problem. And I'm therefore not blaming anyone for a problem I don't have. In fact the only person who has ever mentioned the look of my cock was a person I never want to see again in my life. You are suggesting I get cosmetic treatment so I can impress a woman I never want to see again? I don't really see the logic.

Mr Bangers... you are a silly sausage if you think I care what you think of me.

Convince Me... She might recognise me but I am past caring these days.

[yorkshire123]

Hello James... thank you for your kind words. If you read the description it is purely a cosmetic thing. I don't have a problem. And I'm therefore not blaming anyone for a problem I don't have. In fact the only person who has ever mentioned the look of my cock was a person I never want to see again in my life. You are suggesting I get cosmetic treatment so I can impress a woman I never want to see again? I don't really see the logic.

Mr Bangers... you are a silly sausage if you think I care what you think of me.

Convince Me... She might recognise me but I am past caring these days.

 

[cockneybstrd]

Hello James... thank you for your kind words. If you read the description it is purely a cosmetic thing. I don't have a problem. And I'm therefore not blaming anyone for a problem I don't have. In fact the only person who has ever mentioned the look of my cock was a person I never want to see again in my life. You are suggesting I get cosmetic treatment so I can impress a woman I never want to see again? I don't really see the logic.

I suppose it was a combination of laziness and paranoia. After my anger subsided I thought I might try and educate her. So I sent her a link to the Wikipedia page on pearly penile papules External Link/Members Only

Well it must bother you as you had to wait for your anger to subsided before thought you would educate her on what a diseased cock looks like (And from that Wiki page it would be easy for someone to mistake it for a form of cock rot)

I would suggest you got the treatment mainly as it might help with some of your anger problems.

[Bangers and Gash]

Hidden Image/Members Only

[LL]

What's this?  Another UKP top-girl falls from grace?!  Seems to be a regular thing at the moment.

I've been meaning to book her ever since reading Panel's review of her way back (a year ago?).  I tried to book her on Friday but she had a day off.  Despite now having some reservations about seeing her based on what I've read here - I'm still going to book her sometime!  After I've seen her I'll come back here and write about it.  If it's a shit experience [some of] you guys can take pleasure in writing, "I told you so!".

 

[punk]

Or it will be a killer punt.

Dont matter how good  WG is there are always going to be a time when some one will find her to be a bad punt.

Lets be fair a lot of east european women can be moody never mind english girls.

[password02]

There will always be great punts, average, good, bad and worst kind - With a lot of well reviewed girls here on UKP there will be times when the punt may not go as well as the previous Positive review. In the case of MM she was well reviewed here lots of times all positive and you do get the odd occasions when the punt is a negative as in this case.

For myself she ticks all the boxes and we do get on well together - I will continue to see her and spend my £80 per hour session as I have had no negatives to write about her and I have seen her at least 6 -7 times  in the last 12months. To me she is real VFM, local, sexy, DFK, good looking, great figure and a tits and arse package that loves to be sucked and kissed.

We have to accept that as punters some of our sessions will be not as good as a previous review and learn to accept that a 'Punt' is exactly that.

All we try and do is to minimize the risks so we have less and less 'Bad' punting days.

So at the end of the day Sorry that the OP had a shit session and hope he has better luck next time with another girl - Good that he put up a review regardless if it was a Positive or a Negative.

[NightKid]

What's this?  Another UKP top-girl falls from grace?!  Seems to be a regular thing at the moment.

I wouldn't necessarily classify her as a "top-girl", especially when she already has neutral/negative mentions before.

Edit: In my book, a top-girl has to have unequivocally positive reviews before that one damning negative.

[fingal91]

I think the bad experience is not that different to other people's good experiences, only we've clicked (seen her twice).  I thought she was prissy about receiving oral beyond the clit but her kissing and everything else was great so it seemed like she really didn't like it.  She is a bit outspoken but it's not because she's a bitch (she told me off for doggie that was too hard, asking if I ever fucked anyone else like that).

[LL]

She is a bit outspoken but it's not because she's a bitch (she told me off for doggie that was too hard, asking if I ever fucked anyone else like that).

The response to that is, "your Mum didn't seem to mind it last night!"