External Link/Members OnlyWell reviewed place, so briefly, reasonably discreet approach as the area is usually quiet and there's a back door, plenty of free on-street parking nearby, or in the nearby Tesco.
This was an odd session starting with a very tortuous booking process with a different number replying to me from the one I originally texted on, then dotting between the two for what must have totalled 12-15 texts agreeing on a time, trying to change it, cancelling, re-instating and finally agreeing to the original time. I suspect this is because the one doing the booking has reasonable English, whereas the one in the shop had negligible English ability.
The name was also confused, I was first told by text it was Tina, then when I got there she said she was Tia/Mia, I couldn't quite make it out. So I'll call her Tina like the receptionist did.
Price negotiations took a good 5 minutes using Google translate to little positive effect, but in the end I handed over £100 for the hour, consisting of £40, the B2B another £40 and oral to finish, another £20, but no clear idea whether she had agreed to cim or not despite extensive faffing with the Google translate.
Tina is Chinese but could easily be taken for Thai, around 40-45 yrs old, a heavy build size 16ish but not really fat, about 5'4'' and a nice pair of natural 36Ds with big nipples. Not particularly pretty but not hideous at all.
As I'd paid for the lot up front I persuaded her to remove her kit straight away, and we had a good pre-massage grapple with her giving full access to her puss which became properly wet, and her large boobs which she offered up seeming to enjoy the attention. There was a bit of kissing which developed into dfk, which you rarely get at these places. I was quickly growing in appreciation so when I lay down on the table it was face up, and she went straight to work on the B2B and the oral. Bearing in mind I'd only been in the place for under 15 mins by this time, I was on the one hand pleased with the rapid progress to the main course, but worried about an early end. (FS was offered during this, but I had paid enough already and couldn't understand exactly what she was saying, so backed off). Anyway, sure enough her oral was good enough that I couldn't prevent an early pop, which happened just as she had removed her mouth to come up for air, so not intentionally, it was bad timing. She continued to make sure I was fully drained by hand. She clearly thought she'd got some in her mouth as she then went to the sink for a protracted and comically extended gargling, spitting and retching ritual.
This unusual session continued to be weird when she then started to massage my back, but after only a couple of rubs she walked over to the shower, got in and started a full wash down, leaving me rather speechless. After drying herself off she returned to the back massage, now around the 30-40 minute point, and delivered a decent firm massage, delivering some, but not enough, swipes, clearly not intending to go for the second pop, which as it turns out I'd have been up for, but she then put her kit back on and went to the head of the table to do one of those irritating head massages that always leave me a bit dizzy. She then stopped, announcing the time was up, which it nearly was, so I asked to go in the shower myself, which took me to the 1hr 10 mins point from entering the shop to leaving it via the rear door.
So on the one hand I got more or less what I paid for, but overall it's got to be a neutral at best due to the awful comms, steep price, fragmented service and failure to offer a second pop when there was plenty of time. She's there until Sunday 22nd I think. A nice enough lass but I wouldn't return, and continue to have serious misgivings about this place in general in terms of how it's run.
