External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Shop On Salop Street, parked in Sainsburys, few days ago.
Comms: Initially texted a previously seen WG but she said she was unavailable, text the above profile as it looked like a new profile. All comms by text, £30 for 30 mins.
Meetup: After agreeing with the provider thinking it was a flat somewhere she said it was a massage parlour, booked a time and set off. Scoped it out and hadn't seen it before on my travels through town so thought might as well try.
The girl was waiting in the reception with phone in hand, looked up as I came in and smiled. The AW profile says no age specified, lady was slim probably mid forties, decent rack and an okay face. The reception was probably the nicest one I've been to very clean and spacious. Led upstairs past three other massage rooms with people chatting in.
The room was dimly lit and roasting hot, asked how long I wanted, opted for 30 mins as its the first time in the shop and glad I did opt for the shorter option. Funds exchanged, I got my kit off and she noticed the little guy at half mast and giggled and poked it ( good sign I thought). Massage started with a little bit of cold baby oil
. She only touched my shoulders and stroked my arms and barely put any pressure on, her English didn't seem to be very great. She moved down my back then starts slapping all the way up my back, sounded like the was trying to signal someone with how hard she was slapping my back
. She then gets a ridiculous amount of large tissue and rubs my back grating it for about 1 min to get the oil off.
All the time hands stayed above my arse and no CC swipes
. She climbs on the massage bed and spreads my legs fully out and says "yes", I was glad thinking that the good tease is about to come, however all she does is rub the inside of my thighs gently and accidentally touch the sack once.
Asked to turnover and her phone pings off twice, she asks if I want extras so just opt for hand relief. She smiles and says £20 I say sure and lay back, a few seconds pass and I look up and she's says £20 now. This is a first for me during my visits to various parlours, so I get up off the massage table and fish through my wallet and had over the £20. I lay back down and she then starts replying to the texts on her phone
.
She comes back over to massage my front letting me see her covered tits a bit, this wakes up the little guy and she then applies the cold oil to it. this consists of one or two light grip up and down strokes and her face looking like she's stepped on a plug making the most over exaggerated noises. I try and focus on the previous punt I had last month and slowly got close to finishing. Eventually I get close to pop and she looks away and puts more than a handful of tissue over the end of my cock, luckily I manage to angle the cumshot onto her wrist holding the motherload of toilet paper over my bellend as she looked away and smothered my member. As I make a sigh of relief I get told to be quiet as she points to the adjacent room.
She drops the used tissue into a long basket that doesn't look like a bin and crushes my cock with more tissue, while Im lying back thinking how much I should of waited another day to punt she leans down and kisses my shaft once. I only have OW when Im with a WG and even though it was only a shaft kiss I was still a bit taken aback, not in a good way, for others this might be quite enjoyable.
As Im getting dressed she is back on her phone texting again, ( the shops phone number on the building is different to the one she's uses on her mobile) As I'm leaving the next punter is literally stood outside the shop as she unlocks the front door and we pass each other as she ushers him to the back of the shop, how discreet
. Total time in there 23 mins.
Conclusion: I wouldn't return, thankfully it was only £50 gone and Ive found somewhere not to go again.
