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Rate: c. £130
Some way west out of the town centre, in a Victorian terrace house billed as 'full of retro appeal', in reality, badly dating and slightly tatty, Sally resides. The pictures we see of her, a little blurry and overexposed, are nevertheless broadly accurate: she is a not unattractive lady around her mid 40s, with a characterful face and a skinny-to-lithe figure. In person she is, as she self-describes, personable, chatty without being overbearing, knowledgeable and really quite pleasant.
That said, whilst she does her best to compensate for it, I have the impression that she's a little hyper, and that life is quite complicated for her- I'd not be surprised if she has some mild disorder or four, adhd, or the like; and this does leak out into her performance, which, whilst not wholly a paint-by-numbers affair, does feel like a series of disconnected vignettes. Fair enough: sex with a total stranger can be like that for all concerned, and Sally does make an effort (as did I) to try and conjure some organic feeling - but ultimately I was distracted, and so it didn't really work. I remember being concerned by some bruises, on her back or arms, which I conflated with unpleasant thoughts of domestic violence or something similar - she explained them away as a radiator burn or some-such. Perhaps i felt there was a hint of possible drug-taking (which I concede may not be fair) - I can't say why, it was just an impression I had; or her mention that her children live in the house, or her pinched and slightly unhealthy aspect - none of which are unexpected in this line of entertainment, but the combination of all these observations, accurate or imagined on my part, conspired to put me off my stride.
The sex was the usually panoply: I remember some reserved kissing of the 'I don't really do kissing, it's revolting really' type; some oral - of an ok-ish sort; reciprocated by me, and then being mounted - and with a technique I can never really enjoy, a sort of pony club approach to riding, rather than, as I always ask for and greatly enjoy, grinding. In any case, any climax there might have been was unmemorable.
And there we are. It's clearly no negative; nothing went awry. Nor does a neutral feel just - I recognise that Sally has her attractions, is pleasant and puts in some effort. Equally, the product - inasmuch as that's an apt word for the whole package, whilst basically ok, isn't particularly polished or top-notch enough to get an enthusiastic thumbs up. So, with no hard feelings, a passable OK is what she'll have to settle for.
