Author Topic: Alice of Zhangri-La - Wimbledon  (Read 610 times)

Offline Stevelondon


Comms: Usual text message.

Locn : Flat opposite Morrisons in Town Centre

Alice : Slim, 5ft 4ish, plain looking, perhaps mid thirties.


Found myself in Wimbledon with time to spare so on the spur of the moment (Could not be arsed to look through AW) I sent a text off to Zhangri-La.
Alice was available at short notice.

Now I have been to this place a few times (Not to see Alice) and so I simply asked the booking agent (For want of a better term) if the service was the same as Lin)
Met with a reply of “Yes”

So off I trot.

Unfortunately on briefly chatting to Alice on arrival,  it was made clear this was simply going to be a massage with HE.
Not the RO I prefer in these instances. I walked away.

This review is a neutral sadly but I have to add that it’s a tad problematic to me in giving it.
This may have just been a case of the booking agent, phone receptionist (whatever) getting it wrong and not realising what it was I was meaning.
As I said. I’ve been quite often to see  the other masseuse, Lin , and in the first few visits I always put in my initial text about my requirements and was always met with a “Lin knows what you want”

So. I have to ask you lot if I’m right in giving a neutral. Because quite obviously I can’t actually review Alice on her services can I. So I can’t give a positive or a negative………..

It’s been a quandary as to wether I should even post this, if you know what I mean. But I suppose it must have happened to a lot of us.
Calling or texting to book. Being advised our enquiry was OK.
Yet on arrival being told something different.

As I say. I am open to your interpretation of events.
My apologies if this is a non entity with regard to counting as a review.

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I think it's fair to give it a neutral. They already know what you want and told you Alice would look after you. Which was not the case.
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Apologies Goldfinch……. My bad.

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Are you confident that the booking agent knows exactly who you are and exactly what service that Lin gives you? If not, then it could just be a miscommunication since you didn't explicitly say what you were looking for. Half of it is on you IMO. That said the agent is in sales so may be economical with the truth to get you in the door. Neutral seems fair.

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Offline Stevelondon

Are you confident that the booking agent knows exactly who you are and exactly what service that Lin gives you? If not, then it could just be a miscommunication since you didn't explicitly say what you were looking for. Half of it is on you IMO. That said the agent is in sales so may be economical with the truth to get you in the door. Neutral seems fair.

I agree Fuzzy. It is why I contemplated even posting anything.
In my defense. I am on first name terms (wink) with whoever is on the end of booking line. I always take along a little something that gets played with/used, when I visit Lin. So yes I did mention this when I sent my text. (Something I’m not prepared to mention on here …… incognito and all that)  :D

I think you are correct also about perhaps getting me to the door. Maybe a slow day and all that.

A slight hiccup that will not deter me revisiting. Just not to see Alice.
« Last Edit: May 13, 2022, 03:53:36 pm by Stevelondon »

Offline W5ranger

SteveLondon i totally agree with you on this. I have found her to be "workmanlike" and mechanical. She is not very engaging considering her service is quite a personal one. Lin is top drawer but it would be nice to have a variety of SP as before. They did have a great girl there who would help undress you and was similar to Lin is service.