Lilv - Lavendars - Newcastle

[datwabbit]

Can't find a link so here's their number

0191 232 4766

I've not found many really good massages and HE. Neena at Genesys gave me a great 90 minute massage and sensual he before covid. I've now found that with Lily.

I was in Newcastle unexpectedly and decided to put my Council tax rebate to some use on a punt. Thanks Rishi.

I chose Lavendar because they were central and there weren't any recent reviews on here i.e. let's update the record. I happened to get Lily. Lily told me she's been with them for 6 years and looks to be staying so this review should be useful for a while.

Lily is 30s and a reasonable figure with huge tits which she kept under her top. Lavenders were ok to call.

Lily gave a good medium/firm massage. She chats a bit and chews gum like a cowboy. Her chatting doesn't affect her attention to the massage because I ignored it.

Neena does the clawing teasing whereas Lily does the long strokes up the legs and against the balls. The HE wasn't rushed but it was a 90 minute massage so we had time.

After the HE, she continued with a head massage followed by chest massage. Head massage felt so good I fell asleep during it. My snoring woke me up. After that she leaned over my head to do my chest. Her tits are huge and she rested them, each tit over each eye with her nips on my eyelids. Braless but wearing a t shirt.

So I really liked the massage because she does work on you. Good HE but Neena gave a more teasing experience.

Would I return - definitely to see her.

Cost 90 minute massage was £65 and £20 for HE.

[Goldfinch]

External Link/Members Only

[datwabbit]

Thanks for the link.

[Goldfinch]

Thanks for the link.

[MasterBatesAgain]

Thai , Chinese? The huge tits, would you say real or fake? Might have to try this girl out.

[datwabbit]

Thai , Chinese? The huge tits, would you say real or fake? Might have to try this girl out.

Chinese and she told me they're real.

[Tyne-bridge]

Thank you for the update, I wrote Lavenders off pre covid after a couple of disappointing visits.

[datwabbit]

Thank you for the update, I wrote Lavenders off pre covid after a couple of disappointing visits.

Yeah they're not reviewed a lot. I wonder if it's because they're hard to find.

[waynekerr600]

Thanks for the review DW

[TomPI]

Thanks for the review , as others have said Lavenders dropped off the radar after a couple of ownership changes , might be worth a visit in the strength of the review

[datwabbit]

Thanks for the review , as others have said Lavenders dropped off the radar after a couple of ownership changes , might be worth a visit in the strength of the review

I can confirm it's a new owner. This was actually pointed out to me when I was there.

[Tyne-bridge]

Based on the positive report from DW, I visited yesterday and saw Lily for a 1/2hr appointment. £25 for the 1/2 hour. Shown into a nice warm room at the end of the building and left to undress. Asked if I wanted soft, medium or firm massage and opted for medium. A good warm oil massage followed with good structure and a little chit chat, a few cheeky light touches to the crack, cock and balls. Dried off with paper towel and a hot towel.
Turned over with immediate soft touches to my semi erect cock, stroked until hard, Lilly then asked if I wanted HE, which was agreed at £20
An enjoyable HE was well delivered, a combination of ball play, teasing the end and varying tempo of stroking to completion…..
Cleaned up, head and leg massage to finish followed by a hot towel wipe down.
I felt overall it was OK but not the most sensual, for me it would be a third or fourth choice for a repeat visit.

[TomPI]

Thanks for the review , always good to know what’s on offer

[Ugly Cliff]

Booked a session with Lily. When I got there I was greeted by a 53 year old woman with bobbed hair, a smokers wheeze and crap tits. She looked like a Chinese Janice Battersby.

"Hi, I am Lily"

I made my excuses and left.

[Weatherman21]

Booked a session with Lily. When I got there I was greeted by a 53 year old woman with bobbed hair, a smokers wheeze and crap tits. She looked like a Chinese Janice Battersby.

"Hi, I am Lily"

I made my excuses and left.

Well done for walking!

This is one of the reasons I’ve stopped using Chinese places.  Last year I fired of a text to Zone One, asking if Ida was still there.  Was told “yes” so booking made.  Turned up and Ida had now grown about 4 inches, had curly hair and was called Kiki. 

[datwabbit]

Booked a session with Lily. When I got there I was greeted by a 53 year old woman with bobbed hair, a smokers wheeze and crap tits. She looked like a Chinese Janice Battersby.

"Hi, I am Lily"

I made my excuses and left.

When was this? There's no way you'd miss her tits. It does sound like the owner though.

I do find these parlours only use 5 names and seem to pass them around.

[TomPI]

Booked a session with Lily. When I got there I was greeted by a 53 year old woman with bobbed hair, a smokers wheeze and crap tits. She looked like a Chinese Janice Battersby.

"Hi, I am Lily"

I made my excuses and left.

Now that’s scary, glad you walked 👍