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Offline Punter S Thompson

This one has been with Lush for quite some time and until recently went under the name Heidi. Despite the fact that I wasn't bowled over by her pics she did make her way onto the bottom of my HL down to the fact that she has giant norks. Something I am quite prone to now and again. After reading a few reviews on their website that talked about her impressive oral skills I decided to see for myself. Couldn't find any reviews on here so may have TOFTT?

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Feel like I've written this a million times......
Call Lush and arrange a time and they give you a postcode. When you get there they give you the apartment number and she'll buzz you in. Paid the usual £60 for ½ hour.

ZARA
Facially the pics are pretty accurate.
Wasnt expecting a skinny gal. I've used Lush enough to know that size 10/12 on their website normally means a lot bigger.
And she was. Her tits are gigantic and very heavy.  Sadly though, so is her belly and arse.
Not for me at all but I'm not gonna hold it against her her as I kinda knew this going in. And there are plenty of guys that love larger ladies.

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Spent most of the time playing with those tits of hers. Honestly, if you're a tit man, you'll love her. When the OWO started I was a little underwhelmed to be honest. Especially after reading the reviews. It was quite deep but lacked any real technique. When I did bag up I fucked her in mish only and to be fair it was good and she got really into it.
Surprisingly tight too.

She's a nice enough girl and easy to get on with, and as I said: definitely one for fans of huge jugs. But doubtful I'll be returning
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Thanks Peter

I have not used Lush for months , i will put her on my list .





Offline Tender.french.kiss

Thx for the review. Looks like Lush has a lot of these larger ladies recently. Where are all the new slimmer gals gone?

Offline Punter S Thompson

Thx for the review. Looks like Lush has a lot of these larger ladies recently. Where are all the new slimmer gals gone?
God knows mate.
They've had 4 new ones start recently and none of them tickle my fancy.
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Thanks Peter

I have not used Lush for months , i will put her on my list .
You're welcome mate.
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I’m the same. None of the recent additions have tickled my fancy in the slightest.

Then again other sites (aw, and vs) haven’t been any better.

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I’m the same. None of the recent additions have tickled my fancy in the slightest.

Then again other sites (aw, and vs) haven’t been any better.
It's for this reason I've gone back to seeing Thais. Honestly worth the little extra and have had some great punts recently that I will review soon.
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It's for this reason I've gone back to seeing Thais. Honestly worth the little extra and have had some great punts recently that I will review soon.

I don’t mind a Thai every now and then but not many new ones in brum. Plus they tend to be mid 30’s early 40’s and I find that’s a bit old for me to Fully enjoy myself.

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I don’t mind a Thai every now and then but not many new ones in brum. Plus they tend to be mid 30’s early 40’s and I find that’s a bit old for me to Fully enjoy myself.
Yeah, Birmingham is pretty shit for the touring Thais.
This one is worth a punt though:

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Yeah, Birmingham is pretty shit for the touring Thais.
This one is worth a punt though:

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Thanks mate, Not bad and one I ain’t tried. Added to the list and will repost back if I make a booking.  :hi:

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Thanks mate, Not bad and one I ain’t tried. Added to the list and will repost back if I make a booking.  :hi:
No problem mate.
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Once I seriously get into Thais, I'm going to make the infamous trip to their homeland and bag a few of them there. A mate of mine watches porn on a well known site and he's seen all these casting (well it's not even casting but straight forward shagging) arrangements done there.
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Once I seriously get into Thais, I'm going to make the infamous trip to their homeland and bag a few of them there. A mate of mine watches porn on a well known site and he's seen all these casting (well it's not even casting but straight forward shagging) arrangements done there.
Do it mate.
Pattaya is amazing!
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Sadly a trip out there for me is out the question so the locals will just have to do for now  :D

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I only really stared punting in this country since covid stopped me from going back. Gonna have to try and slow down now I'm going back soon.
Can't see that being easy!
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What's your normal stomping ground?
You'll always find me in the Windmill Club 😉
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You'll always find me in the Windmill Club
I meant abroad. Or has that gone completely over my head?

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I meant abroad. Or has that gone completely over my head?
I think it has 🤣
I did say Pattaya, which is in Thailand.
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Yeah, Birmingham is pretty shit for the touring Thais.
This one is worth a punt though:

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Must of caught her on a bad day I think. Went yesterday and was disappointed. Too rushed, she clock watched, rushed the bj, rushed the sex, and tried to chord change me by 10 mins and it’s only because I was clued on enough to check the time when I paid and verbally read out that time that she then agreed we had longer then she first said.  Also got the feeling the attentiveness mentioned in her review was more ocd then anything else. Well at least me with. She was friendly though and generally nice but didn’t like her tactics. Will review shortly

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Must of caught her on a bad day I think. Went yesterday and was disappointed. Too rushed, she clock watched, rushed the bj, rushed the sex, and tried to chord change me by 10 mins and it’s only because I was clued on enough to check the time when I paid and verbally read out that time that she then agreed we had longer then she first said.  Also got the feeling the attentiveness mentioned in her review was more ocd then anything else. Well at least me with. She was friendly though and generally nice but didn’t like her tactics. Will review shortly
Oh no!
Sorry to hear that. I had a great time when I saw her in Leicester.
Great fun and got on really well with her.
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Oh no!
Sorry to hear that. I had a great time when I saw her in Leicester.
Great fun and got on really well with her.

No worries. We don’t all win all the time lol

I felt she wanted to dictate the pace, the service, and the positions. Maybe on another day she would of been better  :unknown:

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No worries. We don’t all win all the time lol

I felt she wanted to dictate the pace, the service, and the positions. Maybe on another day she would of been better  :unknown:
It was all very organic when I saw her and she was great fun and very passionate. Must have just been a bad day for her or something
I did write out a review for her but for some reason forgot to save it before I posted it.
Will get around to redoing it at some point.
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Must of caught her on a bad day I think. Went yesterday and was disappointed. Too rushed, she clock watched, rushed the bj, rushed the sex, and tried to chord change me by 10 mins and it’s only because I was clued on enough to check the time when I paid and verbally read out that time that she then agreed we had longer then she first said.  Also got the feeling the attentiveness mentioned in her review was more ocd then anything else. Well at least me with. She was friendly though and generally nice but didn’t like her tactics. Will review shortly

Sorry to hear pal
Neutral or negative?
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It was a late one and got the feeling I was squeezed in but rushed everything even though plenty of time. Rushed owo, RO, and sex. Refused 69, CG (at first anyway) bagged me up too soon even though I asked her not to and that I wanted more owo. Completely ignored me.

I’m in 2 minds about what to rate it. She was nice and friendly but service was not what I expected at all simply because of all the mentioned issues. I’m dipping between a very weak neutral and to a negative.

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I think it has
I did say Pattaya, which is in Thailand.
It sure did. A case of me responding to your last message without scrolling up to read what was written previously. Are you familiar with this guys work? Is he bang on? If not who would you say does a good job of giving you real info for us punters?

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It sure did. A case of me responding to your last message without scrolling up to read what was written previously. Are you familiar with this guys work? Is he bang on? If not who would you say does a good job of giving you real info for us punters?

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I have seen a few of his videos and he is one of the better ones, especially if you're on a budget.
It can vary wildly though.
When I go for two weeks I usually budget myself for around £100 per day, and that is plenty.
That's not including hotels though. And a fairly decent one will cost around £300.
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When I go for two weeks I usually budget myself for around £100 per day, and that is plenty.
That's not including hotels though. And a fairly decent one will cost around £300.
One last one. Would you have a different girl every day? That's the way I would like to go. And are the decent hotels OK with you bringing them back?

Offline Punter S Thompson

One last one. Would you have a different girl every day? That's the way I would like to go. And are the decent hotels OK with you bringing them back?
I usually see different ones as there are literally thousands of girls there for the taking.
And most hotels are ok with them letting you take girls to your room.
When you look for a hotel look out for the "guest friendly"  option.
Or just use this website;

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